[Pastor Ezekiel]

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These ppl are not crazy, they are True Christians meaning the world will view them as crazy because they are the complete opposite of what the world sees as right, the world is going to hell.

Finally, we're getting through to you.

Now can you ask Jesus to cure your of being a degenerate? That would be a great first step toward Salvation(r).

[Once was lost]

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About the only good thing that can happen to this poor Harlot is to be raped by a good Christian. At least she might manage to marry her Rapist.Dear God!The things that crawl in here at times are sickening.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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That's disappointing. We give Rachel a warm Christian greeting and she stops posting. I was hoping we could rescue her soul.

[johnsmith111]

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These ppl are not crazy, they are True Christians meaning the world will view them as crazy because they are the complete opposite of what the world sees as right, the world is going to hell.

[Walter Harris]

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Well, that was about the reception I predicted. Whatever. This was supposed to be my introduction thread. Like I said, I'm a nurse. I was living in Brooklynn, but since I started working with a traveling nursing agency, I've wound up down in Texas (wow is it different here!). My boyfriend is going to get a degree in botany soon. He wants to do research work at a university and I can probably get a job as a nurse at whatever university he works at since so many colleges have hospitals associated with them. I used to go to a Unitarian church that was close to Manhattan, but I haven't found a new church to go to since I got here (but since I've been working on Sundays I wouldn't be able to go to church anyway. It's worth it since I'm making damn good money tho). I have been a Christian my whole life.

By nurse, do you mean medical nurse or prostitutional whore? I ask this because of your snide remark about the money. It's quite clear that you care more about cash than you do praising God. This screams whore in my eyes.

You don't sound very Christian to me. Are you even betrothed?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Ok so I'm not a Christian but I still love Jesus and I love the people in my life.

I don't get it. If you are not a Christian why do you love Jesus? I don't love Karim Adul-Jabbar because I don't support the Lakers.

Does someone look after you?

YIC

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Ok so I'm not a Christian but I still love Jesus and I love the people in my life.

Then you obviously love a "Jesus" who exists only in your imagination. Your "Jesus" teaches you "doctrines" that always agree with whatever you wanted to believe anyway, doesn't he? If you loved the real Jesus, the One revealed through Scripture, you would keep His commandments, which you plainly don't:

John 14:15: If ye love me, keep my commandments.

[Faith_Machine]

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What brings you here, Rachel? Did you come here just to hurt people's feelings?

We're here to praise Jesus.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I don't know which type of Unitarian it is. I think they ordain women and most the people there are liberal, so it must be that one. Most of the church is gay.

Now I know you're trolling or insane. How can most of a church be gay and it still be a church? You're just making weird stuff up to make us angry. I've never understood why anyone would do this. Purposely sign up on the internet and then join a church just to mock it (and therefore God).

There are so many things wrong with your fabrication that it falls apart. First of all, ordaining women or listening to anything a woman says then acting on it is against Christ. Find me anywhere in the Bible where Jesus tells us to not listen to Paul in Romans, Corinthians, Timothy etc when he specifically passes on God's message that women are hateful sluts responsible for sin. Find me anywhere in the Bible that says women are not filthy creatures who need keeping in line big time and instructing on everything, even their clothing, by the men who own them.

And don't start banging on about how Jesus let some woman or other wash his feet and then said she did a good job. The feminists always cherry pick that one and even say it was Mary Magdalene when it clearly wasn't. Read it again and you'll see that I'm right. That's actually read it rather than asking some woman who is pretending to be a priest what she thinks it says.

It's always a surprise when you do!

[Levi Jones]

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I don't know which type of Unitarian it is. I think they ordain women and most the people there are liberal, so it must be that one. Most of the church is gay.

Universalists

Your type think everyone goes to heaven. I have news for you, missy. That ain't the case.

Luke 16:22-24,26
22 And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame. <--- You

26 And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.

I can't stand the thought of wishy washy, have baked, hippie dippy cafeteria Christians like you being in heaven with people like me!

14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ok so I'm not a Christian but I still love Jesus and I love the people in my life.

If you loved Jesus, you wouldn't be spreading your legs for any man or woman who drops in. You'd be properly married in God's eyes!

Also you attend a false Church. Jesus hates that so much!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Ok so I'm not a Christian but I still love Jesus and I love the people in my life.

When a whore says she loves someone, we all know what she means.

If you are not a Christian, you can't possibly love Jesus in any virtuous way. He said so Himself:

Matthew 12:30

King James Version (KJV)

30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

[The Rachel Virus]

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In that case you are in no way Christian.

Ok so I'm not a Christian but I still love Jesus and I love the people in my life.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't know which type of Unitarian it is. I think they ordain women and most the people there are liberal, so it must be that one. Most of the church is gay.

In that case you are in no way Christian.

Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

[The Rachel Virus]

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Were you a unitarian or a Christian? There's a big difference. What type of unitarian are you, universalist or the closer to Christian type that isn't full of atheists, ordained women and liberal nutjobs?

I don't know which type of Unitarian it is. I think they ordain women and most the people there are liberal, so it must be that one. Most of the church is gay.