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[Samuel Butler]

Hi, my name is Samuel Butler. I'm not here to cause trouble. In fact, quite the contrary. I'm here for fellowship. My favorite book of the Bible is 1 Timothy. It really speaks to me. The Bible is still so relevant to today's situations. I don't like Hillary Clinton, or anyone else who wants to kill unborn babies, for that matter. I'm a registered Republican and I am voting for John McCain. I'm a full-time student and I want to go to Regent University to study Christian psychology this fall. God bless.

[Talitha]

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Hi, my name is Samuel Butler. I'm not here to cause trouble. In fact, quite the contrary. I'm here for fellowship. My favorite book of the Bible is 1 Timothy. It really speaks to me. The Bible is still so relevant to today's situations. I don't like Hillary Clinton, or anyone else who wants to kill unborn babies, for that matter. I'm a registered Republican and I am voting for John McCain. I'm a full-time student and I want to go to Regent University to study Christian psychology this fall. God bless.

Welcome Samuel.
You'll have to forgive me not giving a warmer welcome, the DOF is in the process of checking your application details.
Jesus hates it when people come here merely to Troll God's favorite Forum and unfortunately we've had several recent incidents of this kind.
So for the moment we are being extra vigilant.
You know, some Homers even try and create multiple accounts to try and fool us.
Jesus and the DOF always gets them.

So friend, you like Timothy 1? Do you have a Verse to quote for us while we're waiting? Maybe a favorite?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Welcome to our forum, brother. How long have you been saved? Testify, brother!

I enjoy I Timothy myself.

1Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Don the Baptist]

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Hi, my name is Samuel Butler. I'm not here to cause trouble.

My favorite book of the Bible is 1 Timothy.

1. That remains to be seen but I hope this is the case.

2. Mine too - I like:

1 Timothy 1.20 - Of whom is Hymenaeus and Alexander; whom I have delivered unto Satan, that they may learn not to blaspheme.

I always try to deliver unto Satan those who blaspheme and believe me we have had many of those of late, pal.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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Welcome my fine young fellow. You seem like a dapper chap.

[Justina Thyme]

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Greetings, Samuel Butler, and welcome to Landover Baptist Church. Please take a few moments to review the following list and unburden your household and person of any items you may own that are on it:

American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.), carvings, pictures
East Indian items
Paisley pattern on anything
Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
Statues/pictures of false gods/goddesses (Buddha, Krishna, et al.)
Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses (e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess)
Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
Any items used in witchcraft
The Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
Books on other religions
Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
Flamingos, sundials, books/tapes from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis

Thank you, and I hope your time with us is blessed.