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  • WalkingInTheLight
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    • Jan 2013
    • 72

    #16
    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Hello young lady. I'm not sure where Australia is, but it sounds weird. You're not into dope, are you?
    A lot of Americans seem unsure of where Australia is too, which is odd, since our filthy secular government keeps telling us how much of an impact we are having on the rest of the world :/ It is a little weird...for example, try Googling "Platypus".

    I certainly am not into "dope", such things aren't sanctioned by the Bible are they?
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    • Irinka the repentant jewess
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      • Oct 2012
      • 359

      #17
      Re: Hello, everyone!

      Originally posted by WalkingInTheLight View Post
      A lot of Americans seem unsure of where Australia is too, which is odd, since our filthy secular government keeps telling us how much of an impact we are having on the rest of the world :/ It is a little weird...for example, try Googling "Platypus".

      I certainly am not into "dope", such things aren't sanctioned by the Bible are they?
      Hi, WalkingIntheLight. It is nice to meet such a kind-spirited and positive individual as you. Thank you for sharing your joy and your zest for life. Keep up your good work and your commendable endeavors to please Jesus.
      Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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      • WalkingInTheLight
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        • Jan 2013
        • 72

        #18
        Re: Hello, everyone!

        Originally posted by Irinka the repentant jewess View Post
        Hi, WalkingIntheLight. It is nice to meet such a kind-spirited and positive individual as you. Thank you for sharing your joy and your zest for life. Keep up your good work and your commendable endeavors to please Jesus.
        Hello, Irinka Humble thanks for your kind words!

        I am quite distressed at the moment! After Faith_Machine asked me if I was into "dope", I decided my Bible focus for tonight would be to examine things that the Lord says may or may not enter the body...I do not think kangaroo is permitted!

        Leviticus 11:26: "The carcases of every beast which divideth the hoof, and is not clovenfooted, nor cheweth the cud, are unclean unto you: every one that toucheth them shall be unclean."

        Kangaroos do not have this kind of anatomy, they have toes! I have been eating a Satanic animal all along! I am so mortified and ashamed by this.
        and I have even cooked it for my fiance, thereby making him unclean also!

        Leviticus 5:2-11 describes atonement for ritual uncleanness as a sacrifice of a lamb, two turtledoves, or two pigeons...but Australian laws prohibit me from killing animals unless I am a meat farmer. It does say that if that is not possible, I can offer an ephah of fine flour instead.

        Can anyone tell me what modern unit of measurement is equal to an "ephah"? And is a Pastor a person acceptable to burn it? I'm so worried!
        "That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the Lord, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the Lord your God for ever."
        Joshua 4:24
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        • Irinka the repentant jewess
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          • Oct 2012
          • 359

          #19
          Re: Hello, everyone!

          Originally posted by WalkingInTheLight View Post
          Hello, Irinka Humble thanks for your kind words!

          I am quite distressed at the moment! After Faith_Machine asked me if I was into "dope", I decided my Bible focus for tonight would be to examine things that the Lord says may or may not enter the body...I do not think kangaroo is permitted!

          Leviticus 11:26: "The carcases of every beast which divideth the hoof, and is not clovenfooted, nor cheweth the cud, are unclean unto you: every one that toucheth them shall be unclean."

          Kangaroos do not have this kind of anatomy, they have toes! I have been eating a Satanic animal all along! I am so mortified and ashamed by this.
          and I have even cooked it for my fiance, thereby making him unclean also!

          Leviticus 5:2-11 describes atonement for ritual uncleanness as a sacrifice of a lamb, two turtledoves, or two pigeons...but Australian laws prohibit me from killing animals unless I am a meat farmer. It does say that if that is not possible, I can offer an ephah of fine flour instead.

          Can anyone tell me what modern unit of measurement is equal to an "ephah"? And is a Pastor a person acceptable to burn it? I'm so worried!
          Dear Walking in the Light, I admire your desire to stay clean and blameless before the Lord. Consider, however, the following excerpt from the Book of Acts, chapter 10: And he became very hungry, and would haue eaten: But while they made ready, he fell into a traunce,

          11 And saw heauen opened, and a certaine vessell descending vnto him, as it had beene a great sheete, knit at the foure corners, and let downe to the earth:

          12 Wherein were all maner of foure footed beasts of the earth, and wilde beasts, and creeping things, and foules of the ayre.

          13 And there came a voyce to him, Rise, Peter: kill, and eate.

          14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I haue neuer eaten any thing that is common or vncleane.

          15 And the voice spake vnto him againe the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.

          16 This was done thrise: & the vessel was receiued vp againe into heauen.

          17 Now while Peter doubted in himselfe what this vision which he had seene, should meane: behold, the men which were sent from Cornelius, had made inquirie for Simons house, and stood before the gate,

          This would seem to indicate that it is not so much what comes into our mouths that makes us unclean but rather what comes out. It is lovely to me that you are so sincerely trying to follow the Holy Word of the Lord to the letter. There are so many people around who consider themselves Christians, and yet make no effort at all to obey God's commandments. Just wanted to encourage you in your honorable endeavor.
          Keep up that great attitude and do not let your first love to grow cold!
          Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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          • WalkingInTheLight
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            • Jan 2013
            • 72

            #20
            Re: Hello, everyone!

            Originally posted by Irinka the repentant jewess View Post
            Dear Walking in the Light, I admire your desire to stay clean and blameless before the Lord. Consider, however, the following excerpt from the Book of Acts, chapter 10: And he became very hungry, and would haue eaten: But while they made ready, he fell into a traunce,

            11 And saw heauen opened, and a certaine vessell descending vnto him, as it had beene a great sheete, knit at the foure corners, and let downe to the earth:

            12 Wherein were all maner of foure footed beasts of the earth, and wilde beasts, and creeping things, and foules of the ayre.

            13 And there came a voyce to him, Rise, Peter: kill, and eate.

            14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I haue neuer eaten any thing that is common or vncleane.

            15 And the voice spake vnto him againe the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.

            16 This was done thrise: & the vessel was receiued vp againe into heauen.

            17 Now while Peter doubted in himselfe what this vision which he had seene, should meane: behold, the men which were sent from Cornelius, had made inquirie for Simons house, and stood before the gate,

            This would seem to indicate that it is not so much what comes into our mouths that makes us unclean but rather what comes out. It is lovely to me that you are so sincerely trying to follow the Holy Word of the Lord to the letter. There are so many people around who consider themselves Christians, and yet make no effort at all to obey God's commandments. Just wanted to encourage you in your honorable endeavor.
            Keep up that great attitude and do not let your first love to grow cold!
            Thank you so much for your guidance, what a relief! I was so sure I'd done something terrible
            "That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the Lord, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the Lord your God for ever."
            Joshua 4:24
            Sister Myrna on Facebook:http://www.facebook.com/BiblicalLite...ithSisterMyrna

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #21
              Re: Hello, everyone!

              Sister WILT, we have all done something terrible. That's what it means to be a sinner. Me, for example, I was a prisoner of my addiction to masturbation and pornography before I was renewed in Jesus Christ.

              Speaking of which, I must say I really like the initials WILT. It makes me think that as you grow in the Lord, if men come at you with their man parts in a state of arousal, you will just give them a wilting look, and their un-Godly states or arousal will wilt away.

              It's important that you read your Bible and pray every day, though, otherwise this will not happen. Really, you should just stay away from unmarried men as much as possible.
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              • WalkingInTheLight
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                #22
                Re: Hello, everyone!

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Sister WILT, we have all done something terrible. That's what it means to be a sinner. Me, for example, I was a prisoner of my addiction to masturbation and pornography before I was renewed in Jesus Christ.

                Speaking of which, I must say I really like the initials WILT. It makes me think that as you grow in the Lord, if men come at you with their man parts in a state of arousal, you will just give them a wilting look, and their un-Godly states or arousal will wilt away.

                It's important that you read your Bible and pray every day, though, otherwise this will not happen. Really, you should just stay away from unmarried men as much as possible.
                Thank you so much for your words of comfort
                How wonderful that you have been reformed, praise Jesus! I love hearing about repentance!

                This had not occurred to me, thank you! You are correct too, as I do not yet have a husband and no father to defend my virginity, I must take it upon my humble self to ensure the wilting of any man that may be tempted by me!

                I spend each evening studying my Bible, and I certainly do not associate with unmarried men! This is essential in assuring that I will come to my future husband pure in mind and body, praise God!
                "That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the Lord, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the Lord your God for ever."
                Joshua 4:24
                Sister Myrna on Facebook:http://www.facebook.com/BiblicalLite...ithSisterMyrna

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                • Faith_Machine
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                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #23
                  Re: Hello, everyone!

                  I generally advise young ladies such as yourself to always carry a flyswatter so that if you ever notice that a man needs wilting, you can help him with that very decisively!

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                  • WalkingInTheLight
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                    • Jan 2013
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                    #24
                    Re: Hello, everyone!

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    I generally advise young ladies such as yourself to always carry a flyswatter so that if you ever notice that a man needs wilting, you can help him with that very decisively!

                    How creative! I play badminton regularly and have found the racquet to be a very effective "wilter", as it is really just like a large fly swatter...this would be far more convenient, however!
                    "That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the Lord, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the Lord your God for ever."
                    Joshua 4:24
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                    • daflux
                      Unsaved trash, suspected cheese-eating surrender monkey
                      • Jan 2013
                      • 31

                      #25
                      Re: Hello, everyone!

                      Welcome!

                      And what is the greatest thing Jesus did for you last year?
                      100% queer.

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                      • WalkingInTheLight
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                        #26
                        Re: Hello, everyone!

                        Originally posted by daflux View Post
                        Welcome!

                        And what is the greatest thing Jesus did for you last year?
                        Thank you for welcoming me

                        Last year, Jesus granted me a home to live in without my blaspheming mother, and blessed me with a future husband to serve. Thanks to Him I am living without negative, unbelieving influences
                        "That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the Lord, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the Lord your God for ever."
                        Joshua 4:24
                        Sister Myrna on Facebook:http://www.facebook.com/BiblicalLite...ithSisterMyrna

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                        • daflux
                          Unsaved trash, suspected cheese-eating surrender monkey
                          • Jan 2013
                          • 31

                          #27
                          Re: Hello, everyone!

                          Wow God has been really nice to you last year I hope this year will be even better for you!
                          100% queer.

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                          • WalkingInTheLight
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                            • 72

                            #28
                            Re: Hello, everyone!

                            Originally posted by daflux View Post
                            Wow God has been really nice to you last year I hope this year will be even better for you!
                            Thank you, yes I have indeed been truly blessed
                            "That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the Lord, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the Lord your God for ever."
                            Joshua 4:24
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                            • WalkingInTheLight
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                              #29
                              Re: Hello, everyone!

                              I would just like to thank whoever was responsible for honouring me with these wonderful little "awards" next to my avatar How reassuring that an upstanding Christians believes these things of me! And what a clever idea they are, praise God and his technology!

                              I apologize if this is a stupid question, but does a forum member have the privelege of creating threads once they are no longer labelled "Unsaved Trash"? Or do I need to wait and hope that I will be honoured with the title of True Christian™ first?

                              Please forgive me for my ignorance!
                              "That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the Lord, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the Lord your God for ever."
                              Joshua 4:24
                              Sister Myrna on Facebook:http://www.facebook.com/BiblicalLite...ithSisterMyrna

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10050

                                #30
                                Re: Hello, everyone!

                                Yea, Walking In The Light, you now have the power to create threads in any of our subforums! Remember, God gives us power in order to see what we will do with it!
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