X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • #1

    pastor

    Hi,
    My name is Jishan. I am working with a church to give the direction who wants to build his career as a pastor. We are dedicated to connect pastors searching for a job with ministries looking for pastors for free. our consultants are also available to help with pastor career advice and tips.



    Tags: None
  • #2
    Re: pastor

    Finally my own megachurch to Pastor. No more being third string pastor.

    Later, suckers!
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


    sigpic

    Comment

    • #3
      Re: pastor

      Originally posted by Kamalmj View Post
      Hi,
      My name is Jishan. I am working with a church to give the direction who wants to build his career as a pastor. We are dedicated to connect pastors searching for a job with ministries looking for pastors for free. our consultants are also available to help with pastor career advice and tips.


      How much do your congregants tithe to the Church?
      Isaiah 66:15

      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

      Comment

      • #4
        Re: pastor

        Are there any positions for a deaconess?

        Comment

        • #5
          Re: pastor

          Originally posted by Kamalmj View Post
          pastors for free.
          Sounds like a smart career move. I'm in.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

          Comment

          • #6
            Re: pastor

            Originally posted by Kamalmj View Post
            Hi,
            My name is Jishan. I am working with a church to give the direction who wants to build his career as a pastor. We are dedicated to connect pastors searching for a job with ministries looking for pastors for free. our consultants are also available to help with pastor career advice and tips.


            Welcome friend. I'd be more than happy to help. Please contact Miss Cookie in the Church office. Be sure to have all your banking information (ABA/routing number) of ALL accounts as well as the last ten years 1040's. When you are ready to meet, you can bring five of your guys (they wil be searched) and I'll bring five of mine.
            Praise Jesus, Lets do it for Christ!
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

            Comment

            • #7
              Re: pastor

              Hey WAIT A MINUTE!!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

              Comment

              • #8
                Re: pastor

                There's gotta be a hidden gotcha somewhere in this deal.
                WARNING:
                In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

                Comment

                • #9
                  Re: pastor

                  Originally posted by Kamalmj View Post
                  Hi,
                  My name is Jishan. I am working with a church to give the direction who wants to build his career as a pastor. We are dedicated to connect pastors searching for a job with ministries looking for pastors for free. our consultants are also available to help with pastor career advice and tips.



                  So much talk and not one mention of Jesus.

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                  Comment

                  Previous template Next
                  Working...
                  X