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  • Jabalí
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2013
    • 58

    #46
    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
    Christ could return in those five minutes and we'd be found disobedient and be sent to burn in eternal fire forever. The Bible tells us to ALWAYS observe his law...

    "6And these words, which I command thee this day, shall be in thine heart: 7And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up. 8And thou shalt bind them for a sign upon thine hand, and they shall be as frontlets between thine eyes. 9And thou shalt write them upon the posts of thy house, and on thy gates." (Deut. 6:6-8)

    "O how love I thy law! it is my meditation all the day." (Psalm 119:97)

    If you wish to go to Hell, go right ahead.
    Maybe I'll go, maybe in hell I could find people a little less scared to think by themselves. God give you wisdom and inteligence, and a book is not gonna help you if one day you have a serious problem like a terminal disease or you're about to be murdered. Real life problems don't get solved with a bunch of words written in old english, but with your hard work, your own will to do things right and using your head. Bible is not to give you a magical solution to everything, but to guide you to be a better person, and with your last words I can see you're not using it properly

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #47
      Re: Hi

      Faith Machine, your post brought tears to my eyes. It was so beautiful.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #48
        Re: Hi

        Thank you Sister Mary, I just feel privileged that the Lord used my fingers to type those words. I can really feel Him in me tonight!
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #49
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Jabalí View Post
          Maybe I'll go, maybe in hell I could find people a little less scared to think by themselves. God give you wisdom and inteligence, and a book is not gonna help you if one day you have a serious problem like a terminal disease or you're about to be murdered. Real life problems don't get solved with a bunch of words written in old english, but with your hard work, your own will to do things right and using your head. Bible is not to give you a magical solution to everything, but to guide you to be a better person, and with your last words I can see you're not using it properly
          There is no question about it. No if's, and's, but's or maybe's. You ARE going to hell.

          And you will most likely find plenty of "free-thinkers" down in there with you. Being peeled like a grape and dipped in satan's scalding hot spunk over and over again for all eternity.

          You'll regret every blasphemous thing you ever said, but it will be too late. Jesus and I will be up in Heaven laughing at your blood-curdling screams while every demon in hell anally rapes you.

          Oh, how we'll laugh.

          "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #50
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            There is no question about it. No if's, and's, but's or maybe's. You ARE going to hell.
            Maybe she'll finally get to meet her hero, Michael Jackson.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • JustBeatMe
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2013
              • 73

              #51
              Re: Hi

              There is no question about it. No if's, and's, but's or maybe's. You ARE going to hell.

              And you will most likely find plenty of "free-thinkers" down in there with you. Being peeled like a grape and dipped in satan's scalding hot spunk over and over again for all eternity.

              You'll regret every blasphemous thing you ever said, but it will be too late. Jesus and I will be up in Heaven laughing at your blood-curdling screams while every demon in hell anally rapes you.

              Oh, how we'll laugh.
              You're really worshiping Satan, not God, because you talk about him with so normality that I think you pray and love the Devil itself more than our Lord

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #52
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by JustBeatIt View Post
                You're really worshiping Satan, not God, because you talk about him with so normality that I think you pray and love the Devil itself more than our Lord
                Your claim that Pastor Zeke worships the Devil is completely out of line. If you knew Pastor Zeke as well as I know him, you would know that devil worship is probably the farthest thing from his mind.



                YiC,

                Zech
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                • JustBeatMe
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2013
                  • 73

                  #53
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  Your claim that Pastor Zeke worships the Devil is completely out of line. If you knew Pastor Zeke as well as I know him, you would know that devil worship is probably the farthest thing from his mind.



                  YiC,

                  Zech
                  I was talking about the forum in general, not about one person

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #54
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by JustBeatIt View Post
                    I was talking about the forum in general, not about one person
                    And yet we're the ones who actually read, preach, and follow the Bible

                    So you're saying the Bible was written by Satan?



                    Wow, you are so going to Hell

                    I'm assuming that this "Jabalí" is a friend of yours? Is that why you're here? Are you upset that your perverted pedophilic friend was banned from our Holy site?

                    If not, why are you sticking up for someone who supports pedophilia? She worshipped Michael Jackson and the cathylick church (in that order) and spread porn all over our board.

                    But you think it's wrong for us to ban her?
                    Drama queen

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                    • JustBeatMe
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Feb 2013
                      • 73

                      #55
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      And yet we're the ones who actually read, preach, and follow the Bible

                      So you're saying the Bible was written by Satan?



                      Wow, you are so going to Hell

                      I'm assuming that this "Jabalí" is a friend of yours? Is that why you're here? Are you upset that your perverted pedophilic friend was banned from our Holy site?

                      If not, why are you sticking up for someone who supports pedophilia? She worshipped Michael Jackson and the cathylick church (in that order) and spread porn all over our board.

                      But you think it's wrong for us to ban her?
                      In fact, yes, I think is wrong. You say you're "friendly", but I'd saw lots of people who are in fact really polite and you ban them just because they don't think like you, in my opinion that is what a dictator do

                      The only word to describe the people here is FANATIC

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #56
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by JustBeatIt View Post
                        In fact, yes, I think is wrong. You say you're "friendly", but I'd saw lots of people who are in fact really polite and you ban them just because they don't think like you, in my opinion that is what a dictator do

                        The only word to describe the people here is FANATIC
                        I'd like to come over to your house and wipe dog crap off my feet all over your carpets and see how long it would take you to ban me.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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