Hello Gentlemen of God

[TravelingMenstural]

I'm but a simple traveling man, i've come to this place to sing songs of the ungodly places i discover during my travels.

I have devoted myself and my life to discovering the evil plots of heathens around the world, and to send warnings for my fellow Godsmen.

I'm currently sitting in an establishment in the tundra of Denmark, and although i have yet to be raped - I've seen many tourists set ablaze after an ungodly violation.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

I'm but a simple traveling man, i've come to this place to sing songs of the ungodly places i discover during my travels.

I have devoted myself and my life to discovering the evil plots of heathens around the world, and to send warnings for my fellow Godsmen.

I'm currently sitting in an establishment in the tundra of Denmark, and although i have yet to be raped - I've seen many tourists set ablaze after an ungodly violation.

So you are a thieving gypo?

What decent Christian women have you defiled?

YIC

[TravelingMenstural]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

So you are a thieving gypo?

What decent Christian women have you defiled?

YIC

None good sir, i discovered this place during my rigorous training to resist the evil ways of the danes

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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None good sir, i discovered this place during my rigorous training to resist the evil ways of the danes

Please detail this training so it can be reviewed by a Pastor and DOF.

YIC

[TravelingMenstural]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

Please detail this training so it can be reviewed by a Pastor and DOF.

YIC

you are a kind man for offering to review my training, i've spent many years and as such i will need a moment to gather my credentials

traveling heathen countries is also a challenging task, my training is never complete for i must always be on my guard in these lands

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

you are a kind man for offering to review my training, i've spent many years and as such i will need a moment to gather my credentials

traveling heathen countries is also a challenging task, my training is never complete for i must always be on my guard in these lands

Please be aware it would be a Pastor who would review your training, not I.

But I really do hope you have not undergone the so called training that Chtolics go through when they are alter boys.

YIC

[TravelingMenstural]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

Please be aware it would be a Pastor who would review your training, not I.

But I really do hope you have not undergone the so called training that Chtolics go through when they are alter boys.

YIC

ah to face such horrors, i have luckily not endured any hardships from the wretched hive of scum and villainy known as catholicism.

In my travels i've learned to tread carefully and i've found this forum informative and useful

however i much look forward to the day i return to America

[Witch Hammer]

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i have luckily not endured any hardships from the wretched hive of scum and villainy known as catholicism.

Your travels have taken you to Mos Eisley? I didn't know they had a catlick church there..

[TravelingMenstural]

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Your travels have taken you to Mos Eisley? I didn't know they had a catlick church there..

i know not what this Mos Eisley you speak of is? unless of course it's a synonym of a sort for the place i've been taken to by my working situation

perhabs i should elaborate; I grew up in a small town in Mississippi, my father Wilbur a pastor at our local house of god and my mother Katherine a teacher of religion at the local school

two years ago when i found out i had an older brother whom had turned away from the ways of god, i decided to leave home in hopes of discovering the reason behind gods punishment of my kin.

I took up work in the cargo and shipping business, as i felt it would provide me the means necessary to do so

When i was young my father taught me how to play the piano, i travel with a portable piano, i sing the poems of KJV albeit not for profit.

I do hope we've not gotten off on the wrong foot - it would seem that way in some's case

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

i know not what this Mos Eisley you speak of is? unless of course it's a synonym of a sort for the place i've been taken to by my working situation

perhabs i should elaborate; I grew up in a small town in Mississippi, my father Wilbur a pastor at our local house of god and my mother Katherine a teacher of religion at the local school

two years ago when i found out i had an older brother whom had turned away from the ways of god, i decided to leave home in hopes of discovering the reason behind gods punishment of my kin.

I took up work in the cargo and shipping business, as i felt it would provide me the means necessary to do so

When i was young my father taught me how to play the piano, i travel with a portable piano, i sing the poems of KJV albeit not for profit.

I do hope we've not gotten off on the wrong foot - it would seem that way in some's case

You reek of sodomy, demon! One of the pastors will root out your lies and expose you as a false Christian and a beast-lover before this day is over...mark my words, you filth!

[TravelingMenstural]

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You reek of sodomy, demon! One of the pastors will root out your lies and expose you as a false Christian and a beast-lover before this day is over...mark my words, you filth!

i'm saddened that you feel this way, but i assure you i'm not alligned with your recent spur of activity

if you truly believe i'm false, then what must i do to prove myself?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

i'm saddened that you feel this way, but i assure you i'm not alligned with your recent spur of activity

if you truly believe i'm false, then what must i do to prove myself?

Prove you truly Love God, know his word, and live by it!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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i'm saddened that you feel this way, but i assure you i'm not alligned with your recent spur of activity

if you truly believe i'm false, then what must i do to prove myself?

Hello and welcome to our friendly forums!

I seem to have missed the part of your introduction where you tell us about your walk with Christ. How did you first encounter our LORD's bottomless love-pit? What Bible Verse sets your soul ablaze with awe and trembling?

[TravelingMenstural]

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Hello and welcome to our friendly forums!

I seem to have missed the part of your introduction where you tell us about your walk with Christ. How did you first encounter our LORD's bottomless love-pit? What Bible Verse sets your soul ablaze with awe and trembling?

My Father and Mother set the path before me, but i chose to walk it myself - it was in the shape of their wisdom i truly felt what i can only describe as bliss.

My personal favorite verse however, can be hard for me to define.
I'm still young, and have much to learn.

I do read a bit before i go to sleep everynight, I must have gone through it a dozen of times already. Upon revisiting pages already left i always seem to uncover wisdom left uncovered on my former read

In my early youth however burns a vivid memory, the first time my father read Matthew 4:1 1-1 to me, I feel that every man will at some point in his life walk a similar path, to be tested is not necessarily a pleasent thing but in enduring as Jesus, one can hopefully live in peace with God.

That is what i hope to experience in my travels.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

You hope to be tempted by the Devil?

At what age were you baptized?

What church do you attend?

What Bible do you read?