[SmiteTheAthiests]

Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

Thank you kindly for letting me introduce myself.
My name is Wilbur and I have worked the past 20 years on the cotton fields, to raise money which will now allow my beautiful negro children to attend university. I am so proud of them, they are really trying hard for make sure they don't follow my path.
Every night I pray to God, although they are black and god is probably white, anyhow, I pray to the Lord, that they succeed and get a proper education.
And this is why I am here, I hope you pray with me in the name of the Lord.
Since I am old, I won't be alive much longer to pray to the Lord for my children. Please continue what I have begun, so they don't have to work on my cotton farm when they are done.

Maybe you can pray that they become white? It worked for Michael Jackson.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

That Uncle Ruckus sure is funny. I will hand it to him. Other than that, the entire show is crap.

Thats exactly how I feel about "Boogaloo Shrimp" on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, brother. If it weren't for him and his exceedingly white mannerisms and wit, I would have long ago torched my VHS copies of the show at my Church's weekly book burning soiree with all the other smut.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

Maybe you can pray that they become white? It worked for Michael Jackson.

Thats a terrible example! Jackson didn't achieve his mockery of whiteness through prayer, he had a contract with the devil and used the devil's tools to have himself carved into what resembled a middle aged japanese woman with a hormonal disorder.