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  • SmiteTheAthiests
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2013
    • 57

    #16
    Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

    Originally posted by BeautifulBlackMan View Post
    Thank you kindly for letting me introduce myself.
    My name is Wilbur and I have worked the past 20 years on the cotton fields, to raise money which will now allow my beautiful negro children to attend university. I am so proud of them, they are really trying hard for make sure they don't follow my path.
    Every night I pray to God, although they are black and god is probably white, anyhow, I pray to the Lord, that they succeed and get a proper education.
    And this is why I am here, I hope you pray with me in the name of the Lord.
    Since I am old, I won't be alive much longer to pray to the Lord for my children. Please continue what I have begun, so they don't have to work on my cotton farm when they are done.
    Maybe you can pray that they become white? It worked for Michael Jackson.

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    • Witch Hammer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 1717

      #17
      Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      That Uncle Ruckus sure is funny. I will hand it to him. Other than that, the entire show is crap.
      Thats exactly how I feel about "Boogaloo Shrimp" on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, brother. If it weren't for him and his exceedingly white mannerisms and wit, I would have long ago torched my VHS copies of the show at my Church's weekly book burning soiree with all the other smut.

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      • Witch Hammer
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 1717

        #18
        Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

        Originally posted by SmiteTheAthiests View Post
        Maybe you can pray that they become white? It worked for Michael Jackson.
        Thats a terrible example! Jackson didn't achieve his mockery of whiteness through prayer, he had a contract with the devil and used the devil's tools to have himself carved into what resembled a middle aged japanese woman with a hormonal disorder.

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