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  • KitchenWench
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2013
    • 2
    #1

    New here

    I am new here and just wanted to make a post introducing myself. You all seem like a wonderful group of people and I wanted to learn more about your view of life and God.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: New here

      Originally posted by KitchenWench View Post
      I am new here and just wanted to make a post introducing myself. You all seem like a wonderful group of people and I wanted to learn more about your view of life and God.
      Well hello, and welcome to our friendly forums!

      Our view of life and God is no secret, dear! Why, you could say they're an "open book!"



      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Thomas Taylor
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2012
          • 1486
          #3
          Re: New here

          Originally posted by KitchenWench View Post
          I am new here and just wanted to make a post introducing myself. You all seem like a wonderful group of people and I wanted to learn more about your view of life and God.
          Welcome to the forum.

          What church do you attend and how many Soldiers for Christ have you birthed?

          Tell us how it felt when you were first filled with Christ's Love.
          Isaiah 66:15

          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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            • Witch Hammer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 1717
              #4
              Re: New here

              Originally posted by KitchenWench View Post
              I am new here and just wanted to make a post introducing myself. You all seem like a wonderful group of people and I wanted to learn more about your view of life and God.
              Tell us more about yourself. A little bit of personal info would help us get to know you better.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050
                  #5
                  Re: New here

                  Hello there. With a name like Kitchen Wench, I would expect you might know a thing or two about cooking. I sure hope you're not the type of woman who ruins a dish with dangerous spices or seasonings, if you know what I mean.
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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14313
                      #6
                      Re: New here

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Hello there. With a name like Kitchen Wench, I would expect you might know a thing or two about cooking. I sure hope you're not the type of woman who ruins a dish with dangerous spices or seasonings, if you know what I mean.
                      Oh dear, I've just made a chicken and saffron pie with chilli and aniseed.

                      Hello Mrs Wench, do you have a fave Bible verse?

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