[Alterboy]

Re: Hallelujah!

GLORY!!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hallelujah!

I renounce the false teachings of the Pope, the evil wine which they think is the Blood Of Jesus (blasphemy!!!), the stale wafers they say is the Body of our Christ (as if Jesus was made of dough! Blasphemy!!!) And I renounce worshipping Mary. She is not a goddess!

Jeremiah 14:14
Then the Lord said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart.


Oh Jesus I have seen your illuminating light!

Shout GLORY!!!

[Alterboy]

Re: Hallelujah!

Your posts do tend to stink of papism. Maybe you should spend some time in our ex-papist system to get it beaten out of you.

Contact one of the pastors for information.

Oh, it got beaten out of me, and I loved every moment of it...
I now have more room for True Christianity.
I am an ALTERED alterboy.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hallelujah!

Sorry Doctor, I sincerely thought you were a pastor too, with your prfound wisdom can you blame me?
I shall prostrate myself to the Elders of Landover in humility and subjuation.

As foWhen I was born, I was dragged out by a sinful nun...
No amount of baptismal water shall cleanse my shame at my heathen upbringing.

Your posts do tend to stink of papism. Maybe you should spend some time in our ex-papist system to get it beaten out of you.

Contact one of the pastors for information.

[Alterboy]

Re: Hallelujah!

So sincere .

To be a troll you need to be a bit more subtle. Seriously you are giving us atheists a bad name.

1 Kings 14:24
And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the Lord cast out before the children of Israel.

PS - Sarcasm and sodomy are pathways to Satan.

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: Hallelujah!

I renounce the false teachings of the Pope, the evil wine which they think is the Blood Of Jesus (blasphemy!!!), the stale wafers they say is the Body of our Christ (as if Jesus was made of dough! Blasphemy!!!) And I renounce worshipping Mary. She is not a goddess!

Jeremiah 14:14
Then the Lord said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart.


Oh Jesus I have seen your illuminating light!

So sincere .

To be a troll you need to be a bit more subtle. Seriously you are giving us atheists a bad name.

[Alterboy]

Re: Hallelujah!

Are you sure you're not a damned papist still?

Let's hear you renounce satan, the popes, and all the papist saints.

I renounce the false teachings of the Pope, the evil wine which they think is the Blood Of Jesus (blasphemy!!!), the stale wafers they say is the Body of our Christ (as if Jesus was made of dough! Blasphemy!!!) And I renounce worshipping Mary. She is not a goddess!

Jeremiah 14:14
Then the Lord said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart.


Oh Jesus I have seen your illuminating light!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hallelujah!

Sorry Doctor, I sincerely thought you were a pastor too, with your prfound wisdom can you blame me?
I shall prostrate myself to the Elders of Landover in humility and subjuation.

As foWhen I was born, I was dragged out by a sinful nun...
No amount of baptismal water shall cleanse my shame at my heathen upbringing.

Are you sure you're not a damned papist still?

Let's hear you renounce satan, the popes, and all the papist saints.

[Alterboy]

Re: Hallelujah!

Sorry Doctor, I sincerely thought you were a pastor too, with your prfound wisdom can you blame me?
I shall prostrate myself to the Elders of Landover in humility and subjuation.

As foWhen I was born, I was dragged out by a sinful nun...
No amount of baptismal water shall cleanse my shame at my heathen upbringing.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hallelujah!

I am blessed by your gentle rebuke Pastor. Thank you for steering me further upon the path of a TRUE Christian.

See here, young man! Are you going out of your way to be rude?

I am not a Pastor

Were you brought up or dragged up?

YIC

[Alterboy]

Re: Hallelujah!

Young, please tone down your language. This is a Christian site and some subjects have no place here.

I hope you will take this rebuke in the spirit it is intended.

YIC

I am blessed by your gentle rebuke Pastor. Thank you for steering me further upon the path of a TRUE Christian.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hallelujah!

You are right brother Thomas, I shall self-flagulate myself for my sin of arrogance. And shall humble myself before a True Christian.

Stephanie, your prayers are so needed.

Barry, I shall pray for you, you seem to have peterphiles on tbe brain... While dressing up as a clown... Really? Don't you know that clowns are Satan's puppets who prey on innocent children?

Young, please tone down your language. This is a Christian site and some subjects have no place here.

I hope you will take this rebuke in the spirit it is intended.

YIC

[Alterboy]

Re: Hallelujah!

You are right brother Thomas, I shall self-flagulate myself for my sin of arrogance. And shall humble myself before a True Christian.

Stephanie, your prayers are so needed.

Barry, I shall pray for you, you seem to have peterphiles on tbe brain... While dressing up as a clown... Really? Don't you know that clowns are Satan's puppets who prey on innocent children?

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Hallelujah!

I am always on the straight and narrow. Hallelujah!

Dear Witch Hammer - there have been great advancements since the Spanish Inquisition when it comes to eye-wear and visual aids. The good Lord Jesus has inspired men to see...
In short, I think it is time to get your eyes tested by a True Christian optomerist. Amen.
I shall pay to the True Jesus Christ to heal your vision.

And what, may I ask, gives you as unsaved trash the right or authority to verbally abuse a Tre Christian man such as Witch Hammer?

I think you need to lear your place, boy.

[Esther B.]

Re: Hallelujah!

Welcome!

It is truly a shame that we are forced to put up with music from a spoiled brat like Justin Bieber. Hopefully God will ruin his career very soon!