[Alterboy]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Alterboy,

Although I enjoy many of your posts, this one has just made me sick in my mouth.

That disgusting papist language should be banned.

I Ireland only the papes speak gaelic and seeing it here reminded me of my childhood in Ireland and having to hear the dirty papes gibbering away.

I shall wash my mouth out with soap.
YIC,
Jon

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

The correct way of saying all that in Irish would be: Mary, Joseph agus Íosa. An bhfuil tú dÚsachtach? Tá tú leathcheann! Níl mé cumannach. Tá mé, i ndáiríre, a Poblachtach.

Thanks for clearing up that you aren't a filthy communist.
YIC,
Jon

Alterboy,

Although I enjoy many of your posts, this one has just made me sick in my mouth.

That disgusting papist language should be banned.

I Ireland only the papes speak gaelic and seeing it here reminded me of my childhood in Ireland and having to hear the dirty papes gibbering away.

[Alterboy]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

@Alterboy and Barry.

This is a website for the praising of Jesus. Not arguing about inconsequential matters of secular theology.

Being Irish or communist are equally distasteful to Jesus: one denies God and one is a hot bed for paedophile priests: both are heavily implicated in the corruption of youthful soldiers of Christ by anal intrusion



YIC

Thank you for your godly rebuke Dr. Niles.
Yes, sadly so many young Irishmen allow Satan to enter them via anal intrusion. Sometimes they even sickenly enjoy it! It is hard work helping those heathens to allow Jesus in their hearts. But I try my best.
As for communistics, I was fearful Barry was one. He was speaking about craxy things like revolutions and stuff. Made me think he worshipped Satan, the false god of Bolsheviks. I just wanted him to renounce communism.
Which he did.
YIC
Jon

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

@Alterboy and Barry.

This is a website for the praising of Jesus. Not arguing about inconsequential matters of secular theology.

Being Irish or communist are equally distasteful to Jesus: one denies God and one is a hot bed for paedophile priests: both are heavily implicated in the corruption of youthful soldiers of Christ by anal intrusion



YIC

[Alterboy]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

If you you'd actually read my post before writing that, you would have achieved two things in an instant. Not looked quite so stupid asking idiotic questions and seen quite clearly I am a Republican. Just in case that’s not clear enough for you, I shall write it in Irish for you.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Ter ti ter! Are ya daft? Ya bloody eejit! I amnt communist to be sure to be sure, I be Republican, diddle dee dee, so I am.

Does that clear things up for you and answer all your questions?
　

The correct way of saying all that in Irish would be: Mary, Joseph agus Íosa. An bhfuil tú dÚsachtach? Tá tú leathcheann! Níl mé cumannach. Tá mé, i ndáiríre, a Poblachtach.

Thanks for clearing up that you aren't a filthy communist.
YIC,
Jon

[Barry]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Barry are you a communist?

If you you'd actually read my post before writing that, you would have achieved two things in an instant. Not looked quite so stupid asking idiotic questions and seen quite clearly I am a Republican. Just in case that’s not clear enough for you, I shall write it in Irish for you.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Ter ti ter! Are ya daft? Ya bloody eejit! I amnt communist to be sure to be sure, I be Republican, diddle dee dee, so I am.

Does that clear things up for you and answer all your questions?
　

[Alterboy]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

You Americans and royalty, look at you all, it's hillarious. Falling over each other to grovel lower, at the faintest, slightest whiff of blue blood.

Hi, Bunty. Now that was an introduction! How good it is to make your acquaintance. Grovel grovel.
Welcome Dame, I don't usually like women who talk so much but what you said is spot on! Fawn creep.
I hope one day I can be a wonderful lady like you. Blah blah grovel grovel creep creep.
Your sooo welcome, Your Majesty. We‘re so honoured, Your Wondrous Greatness . Can I make you more comfortable Your Royal Highness? Would you like more cushions, Your Splendid Magnificence? Can I lick your boots, Your Majestic Fabulousness?

Well I want to be sick. When she clenches her arse cheeks together, I wonder how many of you get your sycophantic tongues trapped. I promise, come the revolution, her type will be the first against the wall.

Barry are you a communist?

[Barry]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

You Americans and royalty, look at you all, it's hillarious. Falling over each other to grovel lower, at the faintest, slightest whiff of blue blood.

Hi, Bunty. Now that was an introduction! How good it is to make your acquaintance. Grovel grovel.
Welcome Dame, I don't usually like women who talk so much but what you said is spot on! Fawn creep.
I hope one day I can be a wonderful lady like you. Blah blah grovel grovel creep creep.
Your sooo welcome, Your Majesty. We‘re so honoured, Your Wondrous Greatness . Can I make you more comfortable Your Royal Highness? Would you like more cushions, Your Splendid Magnificence? Can I lick your boots, Your Majestic Fabulousness?

Well I want to be sick. When she clenches her arse cheeks together, I wonder how many of you get your sycophantic tongues trapped. I promise, come the revolution, her type will be the first against the wall.

[Alterboy]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Congratulations dear Dame on becoming a forum member.
YIC,
Jon

[Betty Sue]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

i hope one day i cna be a woNDERFUL LADY LIEK YOU!

[Barry]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Oh for crying out loud, you Americans are so predictable. What is it about the British Aristocracy that has you all fawning, doffing your caps and gushing groveling praise? "Isn't Princess Diana pretty", "Doesn't Prince William look just like his mother", "What a shame Princess Diana wont be Queen", "Isn't Cathrine a lovely bride", "We came all the way from North Carolina, to see Buckingham Palace", blah blah blah blah... Why don't you Americans get your own Royal Family, if you love them so much?

I'm glad you found Jesus and all, Bunty but I'm a republican who believes in a meritocratic rather than a hereditry leadership. I'm not impressed with your pedigree, blood lines and titles. I don't care if your great grand daddy fought at Warterloo and wiped the arse of King George. I'll still be poaching pheasants off your land and netting fish from your rivers, regardless of you finding Christ. When your house gets broken into by men wearing balaclavas and your husband is forced at knife point to give up the combination to the safe and all your diamond tiaras get stolen, I won't be shedding a tear. You people have robbed this nation of its wealth for centuries.

So now Bunty, your getting on in years, suddenly your own mortality is an ever present and looming prospect on the horizon. No doubt, you're feeling guilty for having lived a life of privilage and luxury and you heard somewhere about it being difficult for the rich to enter camels in heaven with needles. So you've obviously come here hoping to glean information on how to get into heaven.

I pray the pastors tithe you heavily.

YIC

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Are you insane?

Look here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...60&postcount=2

You want him anywhere near women?

He is piffleing insane.

Good day Freeda

I trust you are well. It's not insanity, but eccentricity when you are as rich as I am. And if by "piffleing" you mean intoxicated, we all like to have a Brandy of five once in a while. England is cold at this time of the year.

Women? Well he only needs the one. Are you a mormon?

With antagonising reverence
Dame Glynnis

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Good day kind doctor

You did well to rid yourself of such a despicable wife.

Dear sir, you misunderstand! I imagine you were tired from the incredibly important work you do, and due to you not having a wife to massage your tired bones at night. We are in the UK! My congregation is in West West Wiltshire! It is a truly noble hamlet. Well it was until that awful Madonna and that cantankerous homer Elton John moved here.

We have many girls of marriageable age who are well versed in cleaning, the King James Bible, sewing, etching, child rearing and cooking and baking, especially pie making. They have had little exposure to the heathen ways of the outside world, and most certainly do not listen to any rock, folk or dumbstep music. I shall request that my husband allow them to use his computer and closely watch them as they navigate the interweb and make an account. Oh joy what!!!

Should you be interested in a sojourn in my manor, please reply forthwith. We should only be honoured to formally make your acquaintance.

Are you insane?

Look here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...60&postcount=2

You want him anywhere near women?

He is piffleing insane.

[Esther B.]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Thank you, Bunty.

Unfortunately, many people either forget or don't even bother reading the instructions. My guess is that the people who forget are excited about joining the forums and the ones who don't even bother reading only joined to criticize the Godly people on the forums.

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

I am a divorcee as my wife was an adulteress and a heathen and put her career in the government above due diligence to The Lord.

As it is my duty to create new soldiers for Christ I would be well disposed to a young Christian woman who knew her place and was willing to move to the UK to rear the fruit of my lions.

Please do encourage such women to make an account so that I may vet them.

YIC

Good day kind doctor

You did well to rid yourself of such a despicable wife.

Dear sir, you misunderstand! I imagine you were tired from the incredibly important work you do, and due to you not having a wife to massage your tired bones at night. We are in the UK! My congregation is in West West Wiltshire! It is a truly noble hamlet. Well it was until that awful Madonna and that cantankerous homer Elton John moved here.

We have many girls of marriageable age who are well versed in cleaning, the King James Bible, sewing, etching, child rearing and cooking and baking, especially pie making. They have had little exposure to the heathen ways of the outside world, and most certainly do not listen to any rock, folk or dumbstep music. I shall request that my husband allow them to use his computer and closely watch them as they navigate the interweb and make an account. Oh joy what!!!

Should you be interested in a sojourn in my manor, please reply forthwith. We should only be honoured to formally make your acquaintance.

In respectful demeanour
Bunty

Welcome Bunty!

I am quite impressed by your introduction, as most of the people who join forget to follow the instructions for writing an introduction.

Congratulations on becoming a forum member so quickly!

Good greetings to you young Stephanie

I had to have my man Amos explain what a forum member is, but I am overjoyed! Thank you for your congratulations. I can tell from your writing style that it would be possible for you to be much more than trash.

Do many forget to write an introduction? How very rude! This is on par with being a fruit touching Jewess.

With minimal disdain
Bunty