[Pastor Ezekiel]

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IDK WHAT YOU DID WHO YOU ARE OR WHOEVER THE piffle DID IT, BUT WHOEVER JUST HACKED ONTO MY PERSONAL COMPUTER OR FACEBOOK GO TO piffleING HELL AND IF YOUR GONNA DO IT ANYWAY BAN ME. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE!!

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[goodgirlgonebad]

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Friend, that is what you WisconSIN whores call your 'tricks'. In Vegas, they call them 'Whales'.

IDK WHAT YOU DID WHO YOU ARE OR WHOEVER THE piffle DID IT, BUT WHOEVER JUST HACKED ONTO MY PERSONAL COMPUTER OR FACEBOOK GO TO piffleING HELL AND IF YOUR GONNA DO IT ANYWAY BAN ME. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE!!

[Alexandria Puckett]

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No.

Well I see you found a fitting avatar!

[BelieverInGod]

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No.

I'm sorry, were you whining about how rough your pregnancies were?

I'm not married. And no sons.

I haven't found that right man yet.

Maybe one day....

**sigh**

Even the fuzziest of bunny churches teach the 10 Commandments

Exodus 20:16 Thou shalt not bear false witness

[James Hutchins]

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Bahahaha Did he teach you that Jesus rode dinosaurs?

Friend, that is what you WisconSIN whores call your 'tricks'. In Vegas, they call them 'Whales'.

[goodgirlgonebad]

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Friend, does your lust for perverse objects, and unmarrital sex, cause you to hate Jesus?

No.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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Bahahaha Did he teach you that Jesus rode dinosaurs?

Friend, does your lust for perverse objects, and unmarrital sex, cause you to hate Jesus?

Ezekiel
16:17 Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them.,

23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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Bahahaha Did he teach you that Jesus rode dinosaurs?

You mean a behemoth/brontosaurus? If so then yes, there is actually a great possibility that Jesus has ridden one. After all, the brontosaurus is the chief of His ways according to the Bible.

Job 40:15-24 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron. He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him. Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play. He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens. The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about. Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth. He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

[goodgirlgonebad]

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Bahahaha Did he teach you that Jesus rode dinosaurs?

[Alexandria Puckett]

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In public school? Yes, yes it is.

I wasn't able to get out for years, but I'm so happy Johnathan pulled me out to be home schooled before I entered High school. Our boys will be completely home schooled.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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Shut up yourself darlin'! I think it's hilarious that you buy into this farce.

Did your father never teach you to respect your betters? Do you get some kind of a kick out of joining online Christian forums for the sole reason of spewing hatred and insults? What a sad, miserable individual you must be.

[BelieverInGod]

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Don't forget - all of these were also well known homosexual pedophiles. And this is what the kids are taught these days?!

In public school? Yes, yes it is.

[Alexandria Puckett]

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Shut up yourself darlin'! I think it's hilarious that you buy into this farce.

I think it's hilarious that you'll be in Hell soon, bent over for Satan like the whore you are.
Hahahaha!

[Basilissa]

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.Socrates, HEATHEN
.Plato, HEATHEN
.Aristotle, PAGAN

Don't forget - all of these were also well known homosexual pedophiles. And this is what the kids are taught these days?!

[BelieverInGod]

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Shut up yourself darlin'! I think it's hilarious that you buy into this farce.

So you go to a "baptist" church but think the Bible is a "farce"?

I know the baptist church I went to as a child wasn't a True Christian(tm) church, but I think I would have been run out on a rail for calling the Bible a "farce".