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Welcome to our forum for the very first time! Tell us more about yourself. Why did you pick that particular username?Originally posted by goodgirlgonebad View PostProfessor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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For funsies. I like to go to church and sit in on the old ladies knitting circle once in awhile. Also, I'm the exact opposite of a bad girl so I figured the irony was great...Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View PostComment
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Jesus is not fond of irony dear, He prefers honesty and chastity from young women. Tell us more about yourself. Are you married? How many sons have you given your husband?Originally posted by goodgirlgonebad View PostProfessor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21Comment
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I'm not married. And no sons.Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
I haven't found that right man yet.
Maybe one day....Comment
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Hi!
I'm Tammi.
What should I call you? Just your first name is OK!
What church do you go to? Isn't
JESUS just the best!
Tammi
Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to? Reverend Jim Osborne can help!
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He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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I hope you are not a whore, what with the pink hair and male genitalia sticking out of your head.Originally posted by goodgirlgonebad View PostI'm not married. And no sons.
I haven't found that right man yet.
Maybe one day....Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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I am not. That is not my actual photo. Just kinda showed up.Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
Oh, and ya'll can call me Esther.Comment
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Friend, 'things' do not happen by magic. They happen for a reason, a darned good reason. God manages the mysteries of life. Why do you think God assigned that image to you?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Because God thinks it's funny? How am I to know Mr. Hutchins?Comment
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Friend, God does not think anything is funny. What is wrong with you?Originally posted by goodgirlgonebad View PostIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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God is like soooooooper powerful and He can make anything happen!Originally posted by goodgirlgonebad View Post
If He could part the Red Sea and then drown all those Egypt people, he could totally give you a cute avatar!
Anyways, Esther is a cute name, it's Biblical! You're soooooooo lucky to have a Bible name, my Mom just named me Tammi, it's not even short for anything, that's my whole entire name.
Tammi
Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to? Reverend Jim Osborne can help!
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He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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Oh, I'm sorry. Really did not mean to mock God or anything, but seriously some of His animals are hilarious looking. Like Platypuses and walruses. He's got to have some sense of humor.Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostComment
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If I may - she misread you, Sir.Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
You said: "Why do you think God assigned that image to you?"
She read: "Why, do you think, God assigned that image to you?
Ah, the joys of punctuation
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Little girl, you have now made a total of nine posts on this forum, yet I still know almost nothing about you. Are you going to post a proper introduction?WARNING:
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