[husbandslover]

Re: lostandlooking

Okay, so now that the 'church' has got up and moved across the state lines. Could you please tell me why there is no "Truth Tabernacle" nor "Holiness" church listed in the church directory for that city?

http://berryville.areaconnect.com/churches.htm

A link to your church's website, a church address, a phone number?

Are you sure you're husband spanks you to "correct' you and not out of pure frustration?

I'm not sure why you can't find it!
That could be possible and very accurate. He says he is training me.

[Didymus Much]

Re: lostandlooking

...On the other hand, how smart can he be to have married this?

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...How did your father spend the 50 shekels?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: lostandlooking

If her husband sends a gratitude cheque to Landover (for being freed from the expense of feeding and clothing her), tell Zeke I want my cut.

Well maybe the guy will be more careful next time. On the other hand, how smart can he be to have married this?

[Didymus Much]

Re: lostandlooking

Umm..... Should we contact a Pastor about the legal implications of her dying from being online? ...

If her husband sends a gratitude cheque to Landover (for being freed from the expense of feeding and clothing her), tell Zeke I want my cut.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: lostandlooking

We live close to Berryville,AR. That's where it is. A small church. We live closEe to there. About 45 min from our home. I've never looked for it on the internet. It doesn't interest me.

Okay, so now that the 'church' has got up and moved across the state lines. Could you please tell me why there is no "Truth Tabernacle" nor "Holiness" church listed in the church directory for that city?

http://berryville.areaconnect.com/churches.htm

A link to your church's website, a church address, a phone number?

Are you sure you're husband spanks you to "correct' you and not out of pure frustration?

[Didymus Much]

Re: lostandlooking

...And my husband makes me wear skirts bc of that reason, and no jewlery or make up. I know how to...

You know how to not wear jewelry or makeup? You're so awesome.

...Its managing the time that gets me.

And wasting other people's valuable time on the Internet will help. Oy vey.

[husbandslover]

Re: lostandlooking

BuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhBREAKTHROUGH!!!!!

Most people can get through it in their spare time in a month or so.

So we'll see you back here in, what, ten years?

Oh shush! No one asked you!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: lostandlooking

Ok, then you've managed to find a "Truth Tabernacle" in Missouri that:

1) Doesn't agree with every other Truth Tabernacle in Missouri, and
2) Has managed to keep their existence a complete secret from the Internet.

How about you tell us where they're located? Just a town or city name will do (don't want to overstress your brain, your husband might come home to find you forgot to keep breathing again).

Umm..... Should we contact a Pastor about the legal implications of her dying from being online?

They say they are a holiness church. And my husband makes me wear skirts bc of that reason, and no jewlery or make up. I know how to. Its managing the time that gets me.

Is your husband a Jap?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Holiness_Church

So you married this man, and go to church with him and the only thing you know about their teachings is don't wear pants, jewlery[sic] or makeup. Wow, you must really pay attention, or is it just too much for you to understand?

[husbandslover]

Re: lostandlooking

Ok, then you've managed to find a "Truth Tabernacle" in Missouri that:

1) Doesn't agree with every other Truth Tabernacle in Missouri, and
2) Has managed to keep their existence a complete secret from the Internet.

How about you tell us where they're located? Just a town or city name will do (don't want to overstress your brain, your husband might come home to find you forgot to keep breathing again).

We live close to Berryville,AR. That's where it is. A small church. We live closEe to there. About 45 min from our home. I've never looked for it on the internet. It doesn't interest me.

[Didymus Much]

Re: lostandlooking

I suppose you're right. I should read it.

BuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhBREAKTHROUGH!!!!!

Most people can get through it in their spare time in a month or so.

So we'll see you back here in, what, ten years?

[husbandslover]

Re: lostandlooking

How do you know what they believe? You don't know anything about the Bible!


So in 24 years, you never learned how to wash a dish or vacuum a rug? What were you doing?

And I'm still wondering if you've been drinking.

They say they are a holiness church. And my husband makes me wear skirts bc of that reason, and no jewlery or make up. I know how to. Its managing the time that gets me.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: lostandlooking

I think you're confusing with the United Church of Canada (aka Pablum for Protestants). You used to live there, didn't you?

I thought that was pretty much every United church.

Well except for Universal United which frowns on you for actually believing.

[Didymus Much]

Re: lostandlooking

Ok. The church we attend is not UPC. I don't know much about it...I just knoW they believe in holiness.. Sorry that I'm not much help in that area.

Ok, then you've managed to find a "Truth Tabernacle" in Missouri that:

1) Doesn't agree with every other Truth Tabernacle in Missouri, and
2) Has managed to keep their existence a complete secret from the Internet.

How about you tell us where they're located? Just a town or city name will do (don't want to overstress your brain, your husband might come home to find you forgot to keep breathing again).

[husbandslover]

Re: lostandlooking

I suppose you're right. I should read it.

[Didymus Much]

Re: lostandlooking

...How can a church be a "United" (believe or don't believe, doesn't matter as long as you're a "good person") "Pentecostal" (roll around on the floor with snakes babbling like an epileptic). The two just don't seem to mix.

I think you're confusing with the United Church of Canada (aka Pablum for Protestants). You used to live there, didn't you?