Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

[NathanBrigsby]

I believeth in Jesus Christ for he say "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." and because without Jesus Christ to believe in I am an unclean thing, for without his righteousnesses I am nothing and cannot be saved. For every night and passing day I pray and confess my sins so I may be forgiven by his righteousness and step toward the path of heaven.


For while reading the King James Bible and the teachings put forth by the Landover Baptist Church, I hope to put my fellow people in Georgia onto the path of his righteousness as well, for without tge Lord and Jesus Christ in our lives, we are all doomed to eternal damnation.

I am Nathan Brigsby, a shepherd in training for God's flock. It is my hope that with the Landover Baptist Church to guide me, I may help others as well. It is truely a pleasure to be here today. I truely wish to be saved.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

Indeed, and welcome young man. I feel like I know you and have heard your inspired words before. Probably my age catching up with me as I near my time to be with Jesus.

Tell me, why do you adorn yourself with the costume of the cracker-munching, kiddy-diddling papist stooge? A man secure in his walk with Jesus Christ should not dress this way. Do you really love God? Or do you serve the filthy fraud in the Vatican?

In Christ

[NathanBrigsby]

Re: Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

Brother Porter, it was for us to not let the clothes we adorn to not govern our love for Jesus Christ. Respectfully so in the name of the Landover Baptist Church, I shall respect ye wishes by removing the garments which you consider "unfit". Aye, the vatican has gone astray from the truth in Jesus's eyes. As a rogue priest who only believes in the King James Bible, I shall remove these priest garments as I do not need them to affirm my love for Jesus Christ.

[Alterboy]

Re: Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

A wonderful introduction.
Welcome to Landover, God's chosen forum.
May the Holy spirit touch you everytime you log in.
Yours in Christ,
Jon.

[NathanBrigsby]

Re: Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

Thank ye so much AlterBoy for the warm welcome. I must ask, are the property values in Landover affordable? I wish to move there permanently so I can be closer to the church and not have to rely on the weekly sermons from the christian webcam.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

Thank ye so much AlterBoy for the warm welcome. I must ask, are the property values in Landover affordable? I wish to move there permanently so I can be closer to the church and not have to rely on the weekly sermons from the christian webcam.

Friend, no one can just 'move to Landover'. First, you must be a True Christian(tm), next you must be invited and have at least 20 other True Christians(tm) will to sponsor you. Next, you have to come up with a $1mm surety bond. Lastly, you must spend personal one on one time with a Pastor who will confirm your purity and ensure you do not have Homersexualer demons. There is a slew of other minor items. If... the time comes, Miss Cookie will send you the requisite forms to your attorney.

[goodgirlgonebad]

Re: Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

Welcome Nathan! I hope you enjoy your stay here in Landover.

[NathanBrigsby]

Re: Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

Interesting. I am prepared to take the necessary steps toward being able to move to Landover. As they say, patience be a virtue and I am on Jesus Christ's time. Might I send you my phone number to conduct a phone interview with the pastor for when a meeting to confirm my oyrity arises?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

Interesting. I am prepared to take the necessary steps toward being able to move to Landover. As they say, patience be a virtue and I am on Jesus Christ's time. Might I send you my phone number to conduct a phone interview with the pastor for when a meeting to confirm my oyrity arises?

Friend, the Dof already has all your personal information.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

Welcome Nathan! I hope you enjoy your stay here in Landover.

Why on Earth are you welcoming people? I thought you hated us? Your presence here is just plain rude. Any way, I think Betty Sue is looking for you....

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

Interesting. I am prepared to take the necessary steps toward being able to move to Landover. As they say, patience be a virtue and I am on Jesus Christ's time. Might I send you my phone number to conduct a phone interview with the pastor for when a meeting to confirm my oyrity arises?

Oyrity?

Son, I have no idea what you are talking about. Is American your native language?

[NathanBrigsby]

Re: Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

Oyrity?



Son, I have no idea what you are talking about. Is American your native language?

My native language is the teachings of Jesus Christ, the words I speak are the teachings I myself learned from the King James Bible. Plus, American isn't my native language. My native language is the word of God for I grew up only knowing that the words of God and Jesus are the only words you should follow!

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

My native language is the teachings of Jesus Christ, the words I speak are the teachings I myself learned from the King James Bible. Plus, American isn't my native language. My native language is the word of God for I grew up only knowing that the words of God and Jesus are the only words you should follow!

Yes, but what's an "oyrity"?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

My native language is the teachings of Jesus Christ, the words I speak are the teachings I myself learned from the King James Bible. Plus, American isn't my native language. My native language is the word of God for I grew up only knowing that the words of God and Jesus are the only words you should follow!

That's no answer. Maybe if I ask you in a more direct way, you'll give us a straight answer.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?!? YOU TALK WEIRD!!!

[NathanBrigsby]

Re: Hello. I am Nathan Brigsby.

Yes, but what's an "oyrity"?

Now I feel stupid. I meant my purity. Not oyrity. EDITED BY STAFF if any of you wish to test my purity. I shall confirm it's me if you wish to call.