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  • Rachel White
    Unsaved trash
    • Apr 2013
    • 17

    #1

    Greetings!

    After reading this forum and figuring out the sign-up process I am privileged and honored to post here on God's favorite forum! This truly is the friendliest forum on the internet. I am so happy that my Godly husband allowed me to post here.

    My name is Rachel White and I am the subservient helpmeet of my Godly husband and master Mr. Matthew White. We have been married for 6 years, and have 7 children with our eighth on the way. We are praying for another little Soldier for Christ. As of now, we have 6 young Soldiers for Christ and one girl. Our sons are
    • Matthew White Jr, age 6
    • Timothy White, age 5
    • David White, age 5
    • Ezekiel White, age 3
    • Zechariah, age 2
    • Joel White, age 1
    Our daughter is Abigail, age 4. She already serves her brothers and father as well as helping me with the house, just like I used to help my mother as a child.

    We attend Liberty Baptist Church. My favorite Scripture is Ephesians 5:22-24.

    I was raised in a Christian home, and was taught my place in God's Divine Plan as property of my father until I was married off and then to my husband. His favorite pie is peach pie with vanilla ice cream, and I make sure I have a perfect one waiting for him when he gets home.

    I look forward to having fellowship with you all!

    Yours In Christ,
    Rachel White
  • SmiteTheAthiests
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2013
    • 57

    #2
    Re: Greetings!

    You had 7 children in six years? Do I smell premarital fornication?

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    • Rachel White
      Unsaved trash
      • Apr 2013
      • 17

      #3
      Re: Greetings!

      Originally posted by SmiteTheAthiests View Post
      You had 7 children in six years? Do I smell premarital fornication?
      No sir. David and Timothy White are twins. My father didn't allow me to as much as speak to a boy before marriage.

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      • MilitantImbecile
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2013
        • 95

        #4
        Re: Greetings!

        Originally posted by SmiteTheAthiests View Post
        You had 7 children in six years? Do I smell premarital fornication?
        So suspicious!

        Lay off the poor woman dude! She's just trying her best to get along in a world she's not really that prepared for.

        I love peach pie. Every weekend during fruit season I make runs to the interior and just pack my trunk full of peaches, cherries, apples, whatever is in season.

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        • Rachel White
          Unsaved trash
          • Apr 2013
          • 17

          #5
          Re: Greetings!

          Originally posted by MilitantModerate View Post
          So suspicious!

          Lay off the poor woman dude! She's just trying her best to get along in a world she's not really that prepared for.

          I love peach pie. Every weekend during fruit season I make runs to the interior and just pack my trunk full of peaches, cherries, apples, whatever is in season.
          What's a militant moderate? I'm going to ask my husband.

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          • MilitantImbecile
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2013
            • 95

            #6
            Re: Greetings!

            Originally posted by Rachel White View Post
            What's a militant moderate? I'm going to ask my husband.
            I think the left wing and right wing are full of nuts and that the only way to get the world back on track is to bring back some common sense and walk the centre line.

            Instead of fighting each other all the time we need to come together and compromise.

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            • Rachel White
              Unsaved trash
              • Apr 2013
              • 17

              #7
              Re: Greetings!

              Originally posted by MilitantModerate View Post
              I think the left wing and right wing are full of nuts and that the only way to get the world back on track is to bring back some common sense and walk the centre line.

              Instead of fighting each other all the time we need to come together and compromise.
              Well my husband said that a militant moderate is probably just someone with retard demons. His opinion overrides yours. By the way I am not allowed to speak to you after this post,but I hope you find Jesus before you die and are sent to HELL.

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #8
                Re: Greetings!

                Originally posted by Rachel White View Post
                • Matthew White Jr, age 6
                • Timothy White, age 5
                • David White, age 5
                • Ezekiel White, age 3
                • Zechariah, age 2
                • Joel White, age 1
                Well that's just wonderful! Tell me, what did you do to reduce all those stretch marks?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • MilitantImbecile
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2013
                  • 95

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings!

                  Originally posted by Rachel White View Post
                  Well my husband said that a militant moderate is probably just someone with retard demons. His opinion overrides yours. By the way I am not allowed to speak to you after this post,but I hope you find Jesus before you die and are sent to HELL.
                  So much anger on this board.

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                  • Rachel White
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 17

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings!

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Well that's just wonderful! Tell me, what did you do to reduce all those stretch marks?
                    Lots of prayer, especially with the twins. It also seems like the more housework I get done the more the few stretch marks disappear.

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                    • SmiteTheAthiests
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2013
                      • 57

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings!

                      Originally posted by MilitantModerate View Post
                      So much anger on this board.
                      It seems like you are the cause of the anger. Flee scoundrel or repent, before the holy wrath of god reigns upon you!

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                      • MilitantImbecile
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Feb 2013
                        • 95

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings!

                        Originally posted by SmiteTheAthiests View Post
                        It seems like you are the cause of the anger. Flee scoundrel or repent, before the holy wrath of god reigns upon you!
                        Really?

                        How do I "cause the anger"? Nobody can make you feel the way you feel. Emotions come from inside yourself.

                        "True" christians are angry, "false" christians are angry, atheists are angry, trolls are angry, everyone is so angry. I'm just sitting back watching in amazement and using it to practice my tolerance and compassion.

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings!

                          Originally posted by Rachel White View Post
                          After reading this forum and figuring out the sign-up process I am privileged and honored to post here on God's favorite forum! This truly is the friendliest forum on the internet. I am so happy that my Godly husband allowed me to post here.

                          My name is Rachel White and I am the subservient helpmeet of my Godly husband and master Mr. Matthew White. We have been married for 6 years, and have 7 children with our eighth on the way. We are praying for another little Soldier for Christ. As of now, we have 6 young Soldiers for Christ and one girl. Our sons are
                          • Matthew White Jr, age 6
                          • Timothy White, age 5
                          • David White, age 5
                          • Ezekiel White, age 3
                          • Zechariah, age 2
                          • Joel White, age 1
                          Our daughter is Abigail, age 4. She already serves her brothers and father as well as helping me with the house, just like I used to help my mother as a child.

                          We attend Liberty Baptist Church. My favorite Scripture is Ephesians 5:22-24.

                          I was raised in a Christian home, and was taught my place in God's Divine Plan as property of my father until I was married off and then to my husband. His favorite pie is peach pie with vanilla ice cream, and I make sure I have a perfect one waiting for him when he gets home.

                          I look forward to having fellowship with you all!

                          Yours In Christ,
                          Rachel White

                          Welcome Rachel.
                          Drama queen

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                          • Mary Thompson
                            True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 653

                            #14
                            Re: Greetings!

                            Originally posted by Rachel White View Post
                            After reading this forum and figuring out the sign-up process I am privileged and honored to post here on God's favorite forum! This truly is the friendliest forum on the internet. I am so happy that my Godly husband allowed me to post here.

                            My name is Rachel White and I am the subservient helpmeet of my Godly husband and master Mr. Matthew White. We have been married for 6 years, and have 7 children with our eighth on the way. We are praying for another little Soldier for Christ. As of now, we have 6 young Soldiers for Christ and one girl. Our sons are
                            • Matthew White Jr, age 6
                            • Timothy White, age 5
                            • David White, age 5
                            • Ezekiel White, age 3
                            • Zechariah, age 2
                            • Joel White, age 1
                            Our daughter is Abigail, age 4. She already serves her brothers and father as well as helping me with the house, just like I used to help my mother as a child.

                            We attend Liberty Baptist Church. My favorite Scripture is Ephesians 5:22-24.

                            I was raised in a Christian home, and was taught my place in God's Divine Plan as property of my father until I was married off and then to my husband. His favorite pie is peach pie with vanilla ice cream, and I make sure I have a perfect one waiting for him when he gets home.

                            I look forward to having fellowship with you all!

                            Yours In Christ,
                            Rachel White
                            Hello Rachel!
                            Welcome to our friendly forums, so wonderful you have so many sons,
                            DO YOU LOVE JESUS?
                            YIC
                            Mary Thompson.
                            Thinking of Abortion?
                            That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                            Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                            • Rachel White
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Apr 2013
                              • 17

                              #15
                              Re: Greetings!

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              Welcome Rachel.
                              Thank you for your welcome Mrs. Believer!

                              Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
                              Hello Rachel!
                              Welcome to our friendly forums, so wonderful you have so many sons,
                              DO YOU LOVE JESUS?
                              YIC
                              Mary Thompson.
                              Hello Mrs. Thompson! Thank you for your welcome. I do love Jesus!!

                              Yours in Christ
                              Rachel White

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