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  • theYesser
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    • Mar 2012
    • 8

    #1

    hey, im new here

    Hiya,
    I am new to this place i haven't done much of this kind of thing before, i am a manx born citizen and have followed the letter of the bible my whole life, i belive in expanding my horiznens so i am getting intouch with some christian groups and seeing what others whom have been blessed by our lord are doing around the world to try and help, be it relif from a disater or spreading the almightys love. Please don't be shy and let me know =)
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: hey, im new here

    Originally posted by theYesser View Post
    Hiya,
    I ... have followed the letter of the bible my whole life,
    You were able to read the Bible as a baby? That's incredible!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Sammy The Penitent
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2012
      • 289

      #3
      Re: hey, im new here

      Originally posted by theYesser View Post
      Hiya,
      I am new to this place i haven't done much of this kind of thing before, i am a manx born citizen and have followed the letter of the bible my whole life, i belive in expanding my horiznens so i am getting intouch with some christian groups and seeing what others whom have been blessed by our lord are doing around the world to try and help, be it relif from a disater or spreading the almightys love. Please don't be shy and let me know =)

      Dear Friend,

      By the limited amount of information you provided, your either Irish or some kind of cat.

      Please follow the The Introduction Forum protocol given above this thread.

      YIC
      2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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      • Alterboy
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2013
        • 207

        #4
        Re: hey, im new here

        What is your favorite Bible verse?
        Are you saved?
        Have you been baptised?
        What church do you attend?
        I Samuel 20:4
        "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
        This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: hey, im new here

          A manx?

          So you're a cat?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Barry
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            Forum Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 259

            #6
            Re: hey, im new here

            Hi welcome. Isn't the Isle of Man an Irish leper colony where all the people have mutant disfigurations? I've never met someone with three legs before and I've always been curious. How do you people use the toilet?

            Do you love Jesus?
            The Lord is my shepherd.

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            • Dr Laurence Niles
              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
               
              • Jan 2012
              • 9063

              #7
              Re: hey, im new here

              Originally posted by theYesser View Post
              Hiya,
              I am new to this place i haven't done much of this kind of thing before, i am a manx born citizen and have followed the letter of the bible my whole life, i belive in expanding my horiznens so i am getting intouch with some christian groups and seeing what others whom have been blessed by our lord are doing around the world to try and help, be it relif from a disater or spreading the almightys love. Please don't be shy and let me know =)
              I fail to see how you follow the word of the Bible yet also want to expand your horizons

              Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. Proverbs 3:5

              I'm difinitely not 100% about you, madam.

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: hey, im new here

                I think he's saying he was born in the back seat of a Meyers Manx dune buggy.



                I suppose that's OK, if a little unusual.

                I just hope he wasn't conceived there!
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                • theYesser
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                  • Mar 2012
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: hey, im new here

                  Manx is a nationality, like american which i am assuming you are,

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                  • theYesser
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                    • Mar 2012
                    • 8

                    #10
                    Re: hey, im new here

                    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                    I fail to see how you follow the word of the Bible yet also want to expand your horizons

                    Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. Proverbs 3:5

                    I'm difinitely not 100% about you, madam.

                    YIC

                    “Enlarge the place of your tent, and let the curtains of your habitations be stretched out; do not hold back; lengthen your cords and strengthen your stakes."

                    Isaiah 54:2

                    It clearly states we should always be looking for ways to better ourselves

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: hey, im new here

                      Welcome friend, when do you plan to emigrate and live like a decent person? The US of A has potato farms so I am sure you'll find work. Google 'Idaho'. Wouldn't it be great to live in the thick of God's Favorite Country(tm)?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #12
                        Re: hey, im new here

                        Originally posted by theYesser View Post
                        “Enlarge the place of your tent, and let the curtains of your habitations be stretched out; do not hold back; lengthen your cords and strengthen your stakes."

                        Isaiah 54:2

                        It clearly states we should always be looking for ways to better ourselves
                        No. This is a common misinterpretation of the Bible. That verse means get a bigger tent.

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Marc Thyme
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                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2013
                          • 46

                          #13
                          Re: hey, im new here

                          Originally posted by theYesser View Post
                          Manx is a nationality, like american which i am assuming you are,
                          "Manx" is about as much a nationality as "Californian" would be. The history of the rock on which you were born and apparently still reside is steeped in paganism, Celtic superstition, and the evils of Catholicism. Get yourself to one of the half dozen or so Baptist churches there and have them introduce you to the King James Bible. Don't let your ancestry or living relatives instill in you a false sense of nationalistic pride. Nothing good will come of it in the end as the pervasively liberal/pagan culture of your homeland will surely drag you to hell. Once you read your new Bible, you'll begin to understand God's plan for you. I'm praying for your awakening.

                          Deuteronomy 13:6-10
                          King James Version (KJV)
                          6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

                          7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;

                          8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

                          9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

                          10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.


                          Yours always in Jesus Christ,

                          Marc
                          Yours always in the name of Jesus Christ, our Savior,

                          Marc

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