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  • ghostwriter
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2013
    • 4
    #1

    Hey there

    Hey everyone,

    I a 23-year-old man from Amsterdam, the Netherlands. At the moment I am doing a Masters in Law at Birkbeck, University of London. I am not religious however I am also not an atheist, I'm agnostic. Nothing yet has proven me whether God does or does not exist. I might not agree with some things people say on this forum but I promise I will behave like a gentleman. I'm just here to learn more about the Christian religion because, like all religions, it interests me.

    With Kind Regards,
    Dylan
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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251
      #2
      Re: Hey there

      Originally posted by ghostwriter View Post
      Hey everyone,

      I a 23-year-old man from Amsterdam, the Netherlands. At the moment I am doing a Masters in Law at Birkbeck, University of London. I am not religious however I am also not an atheist, I'm agnostic. Nothing yet has proven me whether God does or does not exist. I might not agree with some things people say on this forum but I promise I will behave like a gentleman. I'm just here to learn more about the Christian religion because, like all religions, it interests me.

      With Kind Regards,
      Dylan
      That's the worst introduction I've seen all week. Did you miss the part RIGHT ABOVE YOUR POST that says this?

      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

      We don't care about your pro-buggery school or your Leidseplein window-whores or how you're too limpwristed to admit to your full-blown atheism.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: Hey there

          The Christian religion is not just 'interesting', it is a matter of saving your eternal soul, or not. Christianity is the one true religion, so there is no use in being 'interested' in other false religions.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: Hey there

              Originally posted by ghostwriter View Post
              Hey everyone,

              I a 23-year-old man from Amsterdam, the Netherlands. At the moment I am doing a Masters in Law at Birkbeck, University of London. I am not religious however I am also not an atheist, I'm agnostic. Nothing yet has proven me whether God does or does not exist. I might not agree with some things people say on this forum but I promise I will behave like a gentleman. I'm just here to learn more about the Christian religion because, like all religions, it interests me.

              With Kind Regards,
              Dylan

              Hello Dylan, and welcome to our friendly forums!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Mary Thompson
                  True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 653
                  #5
                  Re: Hey there

                  Originally posted by ghostwriter View Post
                  Hey everyone,

                  I a 23-year-old man from Amsterdam, the Netherlands. At the moment I am doing a Masters in Law at Birkbeck, University of London. I am not religious however I am also not an atheist, I'm agnostic. Nothing yet has proven me whether God does or does not exist. I might not agree with some things people say on this forum but I promise I will behave like a gentleman. I'm just here to learn more about the Christian religion because, like all religions, it interests me.

                  With Kind Regards,
                  Dylan
                  Hello there, Dylan, I hope you spend your time here well for once you are in Hell for not trusting the Lord there is no turning back, take your chances now, and become a True Christian.
                  YIC
                  Mary Thompson.
                  Thinking of Abortion?
                  That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                  Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: Hey there

                      Dylan, get with the progeram. Read the KJV. Live it. Being Christian is not like being a baker. You do not one day wake up and decide to make a loaf. It requires commitment and dedication. Until you do that, you cannot possibly know what it is like to have Jesus Loving you.
                      Think of a meal. A God hater like yourself eats tofu. Christians get Porterhouse. You will go to Hell, we will go to Heaven. To find out more, read your Bible and show God you are deadly serious about providing Him with unquestioning devotion.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • QueenArthur
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Apr 2013
                          • 19
                          #7
                          Re: Hey there

                          A God hater like yourself eats tofu.
                          The worst kind of God hater eats tofu, I ate it once I paid for my sins by spending a few hours on the toilet.
                          This space for KJV Bible use only.

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