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  • Holly Graham
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2013
    • 348
    #1

    Another woman..

    Hello, Brother and Sisters (although I suppose “sisters” should not be capitalized, because of their lack of superiority to men.

    I am Holy Holly. My username may be a bit misleading. Even though I am a devout Christian. I am not as holy as I’d prefer. I’m sure I need more male guidance(2 Timothy 3:6)

    I am a married woman (thank the Lord), and serve my Godly Husband well. I am a former teacher (1 Corinthians 12:29), but have realized that my Christian duties are in my home, with my family.

    I am a mother of 1 strong strapping Soldier of God, and 2 Jews (a jew boy and jew girl.) I am in the process of selling the Jewish ones, (Nehemiah 5:5) but haven’t had much luck. I pray nightly that I will please God will be pleased with this. Unfortunately, I am a dirty divorced woman, but gratefully, I am no longer married to a Jew, so I am no longer going to hell.

    I’m learning my way around here, and feel the true spirit of Christianity while I’m reading. You all seem to UNDERSTAND the true meaning of our beloved Lord, Jesus Christ.

    In His name,

    Holly
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    • Holly Graham
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2013
      • 348
      #2
      Re: Another woman..

      Totally forgot to mention that we attend the "Bible Belt Baptist Church," located between the Piggly-Wiggly and Jack's Bait and Tackle.

      I came to know Christ when I was saved at flag-corp camp, back in 1984.

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        • Jbund1
          Unsaved trash
          • Apr 2013
          • 29
          #3
          Re: Another woman..

          So you have been with a Jew and now you are with a Christian? When you are finished with him you can come see me and then you can be with an atheist. At the end I'll let you compare which was more fun. I'll show you what a real nailing to a cross is

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            • Holly Graham
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2013
              • 348
              #4
              Re: Another woman..

              Originally posted by Jbund1 View Post
              So you have been with a Jew and now you are with a Christian? When you are finished with him you can come see me and then you can be with an atheist. At the end I'll let you compare which was more fun. I'll show you what a real nailing to a cross is
              Sir, if I may be so bold...HOW DARE YOU?! I am a married woman. I suggest you read and understand (Leviticus 20:10).

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                • Jbund1
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Apr 2013
                  • 29
                  #5
                  Re: Another woman..

                  Originally posted by HolyHolly View Post
                  Sir, if I may be so bold...HOW DARE YOU?! I am a married woman. I suggest you read and understand (Leviticus 20:10).
                  If I may be so bold, I suggest you quit pretending you're not interested. I like when girls get angry Are you a dried Grape?


                  HOMOEROTIC LANGUAGE REMOVED BY MODERATOR
                  Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 04-13-2013, 01:21 AM. Reason: removed homoerotic language

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775
                      #6
                      Re: Another woman..

                      Hello Holly, and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm glad to hear you have come to your senses and rid yourself of the jewish influence that once bewitched you. I hope you find someone willing to take on the burden of feeding a child in exchange for labor or other duties soon, before the offspring become too attached.

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Hairyscottishdemon
                          Unsaved Trash, chinese anal sex fan
                          • Apr 2013
                          • 14
                          #7
                          Re: Another woman..

                          They're not piffling sea turtles!!! look after you damn kids.
                          whats wrong with you regardless of your religion you brought them into this world you can damn well look after them
                          crazy lady bitch

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775
                              #8
                              Re: Another woman..

                              Originally posted by Hairy234 View Post
                              They're not piffling sea turtles!!! look after you damn kids.
                              whats wrong with you regardless of your religion you brought them into this world you can damn well look after them
                              crazy lady bitch

                              What's your problem? Do you think this woman hasn't already suffered enough having been bewitched and impregnated by a jew, that she ought to look after those God promises to punish anyway (Deuteronomy 5:9)? Where's your compassion for this woman? It's not like she's abandoning them in the wilderness, she's going to make sure they are cared for.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                • Hairyscottishdemon
                                  Unsaved Trash, chinese anal sex fan
                                  • Apr 2013
                                  • 14
                                  #9
                                  Re: Another woman..

                                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                  What's your problem? Do you think this woman hasn't already suffered enough having been bewitched and impregnated by a jew, that she ought to look after those God promises to punish anyway (Deuteronomy 5:9)? Where's your compassion for this woman? It's not like she's abandoning them in the wilderness, she's going to make sure they are cared for.
                                  my problem is that if you are willing to concieve a child once that child is born they are your responsability, just because you decide to join a religion doe's not give you the right to just back down from those responsabilties ohh and i'm sorry be-witched?? what are you smoking? that sounds like we are living in some disney cartoon
                                  GET REAL!!
                                  FIX UP
                                  LOOK SHARP

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                                    • Mary Etheldreda
                                      Gushing for Jesus
                                       
                                      • Sep 2011
                                      • 23775
                                      #10
                                      Re: Another woman..

                                      Originally posted by Hairy234 View Post
                                      my problem is that if you are willing to concieve a child once that child is born they are your responsability, just because you decide to join a religion doe's not give you the right to just back down from those responsabilties ohh and i'm sorry be-witched?? what are you smoking? that sounds like we are living in some disney cartoon
                                      GET REAL!!
                                      FIX UP
                                      LOOK SHARP
                                      I don't like the way you're yelling at me.

                                      Please calm down.
                                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                        • Hairyscottishdemon
                                          Unsaved Trash, chinese anal sex fan
                                          • Apr 2013
                                          • 14
                                          #11
                                          Re: Another woman..

                                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                          I don't like the way you're yelling at me.

                                          Please calm down.

                                          I'm not yelling (im typing hmmmm), i am merely just getting my point across

                                          Ohh and i see you have nothing to say about my point.....

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                                            • Holly Graham
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Apr 2013
                                              • 348
                                              #12
                                              Re: Another woman..

                                              Originally posted by Hairy234 View Post
                                              I'm not yelling (im typing hmmmm), i am merely just getting my point across

                                              Ohh and i see you have nothing to say about my point.....
                                              Hairy, I don't like your anti-Christian tone. Everyone knows that True Christians love each other at all times (John 13:34-35).

                                              I'm starting to believe that you might be an actual jew in disguise. Either way, I would ask you to leave my introduction thread and start a conversation on your own thread. I find you VERY disrespectful, and I don't have time for your anti-Christian propaganda.

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                                                • Mary Etheldreda
                                                  Gushing for Jesus
                                                   
                                                  • Sep 2011
                                                  • 23775
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Another woman..

                                                  Originally posted by Hairy234 View Post
                                                  I'm not yelling (im typing hmmmm), i am merely just getting my point across

                                                  Ohh and i see you have nothing to say about my point.....
                                                  Typing inn all caps is yelling in cyber-language. And your point is invalid, dear. HolyHolly already mentioned she is looking for a suitable business partner to care for her ex-husband's children. It's not like she left them on the side of the road or anything, she's keeping their welfare in mind. Besides, it's not like a few decades of living a pampered life is going to spare them the Righteous Judgement of God for all eternity anyway. How long do you think they'll care about their treatment on earth when their experience in Hell will be never-ending torture for the Glory of God?

                                                  If you're so attached to them, why don't you take them off her hands? You can take care of them in whatever way you see fit. Put your money where your mouth is, as they say.
                                                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                    • Hairyscottishdemon
                                                      Unsaved Trash, chinese anal sex fan
                                                      • Apr 2013
                                                      • 14
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Another woman..

                                                      Fuck it i cba with this piffle im gunna go listen to slayer, vote democrat

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                                                        • Mary Etheldreda
                                                          Gushing for Jesus
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2011
                                                          • 23775
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Another woman..

                                                          Originally posted by Hairy234 View Post
                                                          piffle it i cba with this piffle im gunna go listen to slayer, vote democrat
                                                          Just as I thought. You don't really care about the children, you just want to persecute Christians.

                                                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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