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    I offer my apologies

    Dear Forum members,

    I have stepped out of line. I, who am still classifed as Unsaved Trash, recieved an infraction today for insulting another member also classified as unsaved trash. For this, I apologize if I offended anyone.

    Ever since I attended my conversion camp to rid myself of the homosexual ways, I have been known to channell rage unintentionally. So, as I am still new and very eager to be accepted into your congregation, what would be an appropriate punishment?

    ThyShepherdsSheep
    Zechariah 12:4 - In that day, saith the LORD, I will smite every horse with astonishment, and his rider with madness: and I will open mine eyes upon the house of Judah, and will smite every horse of the people with blindness.
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  • #2
    Re: I offer my apologies

    If you but accept Jesus Christ as your LORD and Master (Romans 10:9), HE will have retroactively taken on this punishment that He knew you would incur whilst He was still on the Cross nearly 2000 years ago!










    Personally, I cannot WAIT to meet my bridegroom!

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: I offer my apologies

      Friend, it is not to us you need to apologize to, it is God. You are His creation yet you sully His perfect work with your insolent behavior. I am suprised He did not strike you down with a lightning bolt.
      I think you need to drop to your knees and pray for His Divine forgiveness.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: I offer my apologies

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Friend, it is not to us you need to apologize to, it is God. You are His creation yet you sully His perfect work with your insolent behavior. I am suprised He did not strike you down with a lightning bolt.
        I think you need to drop to your knees and pray for His Divine forgiveness.
        Then that I shall do. I only want to be welcomed with HIS grace.
        Zechariah 12:4 - In that day, saith the LORD, I will smite every horse with astonishment, and his rider with madness: and I will open mine eyes upon the house of Judah, and will smite every horse of the people with blindness.

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        • #5
          Re: I offer my apologies

          Originally posted by ThyShepherdsSheep View Post
          Then that I shall do. I only want to be welcomed with HIS grace.
          For your sake, I will pray He accepts your shame.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: I offer my apologies

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            If you but accept Jesus Christ as your LORD and Master (Romans 10:9), HE will have retroactively taken on this punishment that He knew you would incur whilst He was still on the Cross nearly 2000 years ago!










            Personally, I cannot WAIT to meet my bridegroom!

            Oh. Um. Wow. Joy sure does await you in His Kingdom, Mary. I'm sorry... must go pray away any sins I might be tempted into...

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            • #7
              Re: I offer my apologies

              Originally posted by ThyShepherdsSheep View Post
              Dear Forum members,

              I have stepped out of line. I, who am still classifed as Unsaved Trash, recieved an infraction today for insulting another member also classified as unsaved trash. For this, I apologize if I offended anyone.

              Ever since I attended my conversion camp to rid myself of the homosexual ways, I have been known to channell rage unintentionally. So, as I am still new and very eager to be accepted into your congregation, what would be an appropriate punishment?

              ThyShepherdsSheep
              I will pray for you my fellow NooB. First, for inadvertently insulting a Church member, and second, for your continued success in your road toward recovery from the gay.

              Yours in Christ

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              • #8
                Re: I offer my apologies

                Originally posted by HolyHolly View Post
                I will pray for you my fellow NooB. First, for inadvertently insulting a Church member, and second, for your continued success in your road toward recovery from the gay.

                Yours in Christ
                Thank you for your kidness. I frequently read your posts, and am forever influenced by the graceful way you assert yourself and your love of the LORD.
                Zechariah 12:4 - In that day, saith the LORD, I will smite every horse with astonishment, and his rider with madness: and I will open mine eyes upon the house of Judah, and will smite every horse of the people with blindness.

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                • #9
                  Re: I offer my apologies

                  Originally posted by ThyShepherdsSheep View Post
                  Thank you for your kidness. I frequently read your posts, and am forever influenced by the graceful way you assert yourself and your love of the LORD.
                  Excuse me, KINDNESS, not kidness! Please don't take offense to my slip of the fingers!
                  Zechariah 12:4 - In that day, saith the LORD, I will smite every horse with astonishment, and his rider with madness: and I will open mine eyes upon the house of Judah, and will smite every horse of the people with blindness.

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                  • #10
                    Re: I offer my apologies

                    Hello friend, I am new here as well. I am curious as to what made you find this holy place?

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                    • #11
                      Re: I offer my apologies

                      Originally posted by Sam Axe View Post
                      Hello friend, I am new here as well. I am curious as to what made you find this holy place?
                      Hello good sir. A good friend of mine, one who helped me in the recovery process from my previous sinful homosexual ways, found this site from a member of her church. She showed me Gods Favorite Forum and I have since felt called to be a part of it.

                      May I ask what your favorite Bible Passage is?

                      In faith, Brother
                      Zechariah 12:4 - In that day, saith the LORD, I will smite every horse with astonishment, and his rider with madness: and I will open mine eyes upon the house of Judah, and will smite every horse of the people with blindness.

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