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  • A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

    Hello, my name is Hailey and I am of First Baptist Church in Southern Jersey. I would share which church, who my pastor is, and how I look. However, my father has asked that I not put my image online and I will respect his wishes.

    My favorite Bible verse would have to be Proverbs 31:30-31 as it has helped me get through many years of being forced to communicate with vain women who kept Jesus away from their hearts and forced true believers into submission.

    I am 18 years old and have always been faithful to Jesus Christ as my father has done a fine job teaching me the word of the Lord. Though I respect my mother and father, as the bible tells me to, I am ashamed to admit that my mother (who passed away many years ago), was not a believer. I struggle to redeem myself for my Mother's sins in God's eyes and hope that perhaps I will find it easier when surrounded by like-minded people.

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    Re: A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

    Well hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! Eighteen years old? Goodness, you're getting to be a bit of an Old Maid!

    What are your plans for marriage, dear? Do you have sufficiently modest maternity clothes already for the event of your hopeful Salvation (1 Timothy 2:15)?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

      Welcome, young lady. I find it refreshing that you follow your father's instruction so well. Obedience is so simple, right? In these End Times, so many young women see fit to try to chart out their own course in life rather than simply obey their father and, when they are married, their husband. Disobedience to one's earthly father just sets up a feedback loop of sin and wilfulness that ultimately culminates in disobeying the Heavenly Father, disqualifying oneself from receiving the benefits of His unconditional love.

      Has your father found a suitor for you yet? With all the hormones they're putting in chicken these days, I'm sure your maidenhead has flowered by now. Heck, women were menstrating at 18 even before people started cooking with cast iron (which incidentally led to a population boom in the late Middle Ages). What I'm getting at is... when are you going to get married and start making babies? There are only so many prime child-bearing years at your disposal. Just how full of a quiver do you intend to make for the LORD?

      Psalm 127:3-5
      Lo, children are an heritage of the Lord: and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
      As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.
      Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        Re: A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

        Originally posted by HaileyHaven View Post
        Hello, my name is Hailey and I am of First Baptist Church in Southern Jersey. I would share which church, who my pastor is, and how I look. However, my father has asked that I not put my image online and I will respect his wishes.

        My favorite Bible verse would have to be Proverbs 31:30-31 as it has helped me get through many years of being forced to communicate with vain women who kept Jesus away from their hearts and forced true believers into submission.

        I am 18 years old and have always been faithful to Jesus Christ as my father has done a fine job teaching me the word of the Lord. Though I respect my mother and father, as the bible tells me to, I am ashamed to admit that my mother (who passed away many years ago), was not a believer. I struggle to redeem myself for my Mother's sins in God's eyes and hope that perhaps I will find it easier when surrounded by like-minded people.
        Hello there, welcome to Landover Baptist, I strongly advise you to bring up (modestly and humbly of course) to your father that you need to be married before your prime child bearing years are over and you become an old maid, at eighteen years old, you aren't exactly at the top of every potential husband's list, I think you should start thinking about it now.
        Yours In Christ,
        Mary Thompson.
        Thinking of Abortion?
        That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
        Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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          Re: A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

          You really do need to be married at your age. Any Godly Pastor would have selected an educated True Christian(tm) man of a good age (35-39) with his own house (with a spacious kitchen to keep you busy).

          Such men are hard to come by so make haste to your Pastor!

          Yours in Christ,

          Dr Laurence Niles PhD, MSc, PGDips, PGCert, BSc (Hons)
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            Re: A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

            Oh thank you all for your warm welcome.

            In response to your questions, my father has approved of a nice young man who I met in church. Our Pastor approves of our impending marriage. My future husband is 22 (I do understand that this is rather young) and currently a senior in college. We've waited three years and plan to be married at the end of this one. As I am nearly 19, I do understand that this is late in my life. However, we plan to have many children and raise them the way that my father has raised me.

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              Re: A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

              Originally posted by HaileyHaven View Post
              Oh thank you all for your warm welcome.
              As I am nearly 19,
              I am new here friend, so the Pastors can correct me if I am wrong, but you are almost a dried up old maid, so you better start having little soldiers of christ now, and pray that they aren't girls! You don't have long to go!

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                Re: A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

                Originally posted by Sam Axe View Post
                I am new here friend, so the Pastors can correct me if I am wrong, but you are almost a dried up old maid, so you better start having little soldiers of christ now, and pray that they aren't girls! You don't have long to go!
                I do understand this Sir. Thank you very much for your concern as you are 100 percent correct. Fortunately, I did not become able to have children until early a year and a half ago. And so I believe that I am approaching my best child bearing years. Luckily it's only 4 months until I am married.

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                  Re: A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

                  Originally posted by HaileyHaven View Post
                  I do understand this Sir. Thank you very much for your concern as you are 100 percent correct. Fortunately, I did not become able to have children until early a year and a half ago. And so I believe that I am approaching my best child bearing years. Luckily it's only 4 months until I am married.
                  You are 19, and did not reach womanhood until a year and a half ago? Sounds like you used to dabble in witchcraft?

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                  • #10
                    Re: A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

                    Oh no sir! I would never even consider being such an abomination in the Lord's eyes. I am nearly 19 and didn't reach womanhood until nearly a year and a half ago due to low levels of hormones in my blood. I consider being born with such a condition to be the Lord's blessing as I have never lusted. I am still able to produce the Lord's children and plan to for as long as I am able to.

                    I apologize for any disrespectful tone that this message may have conveyed. I assure that I respect you (and any man) as my superior and simply look for your approval by reassuring you that I never was a heathen.

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                      Re: A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

                      Originally posted by HaileyHaven View Post
                      didn't reach womanhood until nearly a year and a half ago due to low levels of hormones in my blood.

                      I am new here, so a Pastor can correct me if I am wrong, but it sounds like your parents were worshiping Satan, so you got some disease that made you less of a woman ? You didn'y become a woman since you were 18? Sounds like transvestite demonology to me.

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                      • #12
                        Re: A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

                        No sir, I did not reach womanhood until I was 16. This is only slightly older then the average age. This may be The Lord's punishment for my mothers sins as she was a heathen. I have repented daily for her sins and done everything else in my power to please The Lord.

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                          Re: A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

                          Originally posted by HaileyHaven View Post
                          No sir, I did not reach womanhood until I was 16. This is only slightly older then the average age. This may be The Lord's punishment for my mothers sins as she was a heathen. I have repented daily for her sins and done everything else in my power to please The Lord.
                          Heathen, you didn't reach womanhood until you were 16? Did you practice demon worship before then? Any good christian woman would have reached womanhood by 12 at the latest. Sounds like you might have been whoring about in your younger years? I am not judging, just trying to figure out your retardation.

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                            Re: A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

                            Originally posted by Sam Axe View Post
                            Heathen, you didn't reach womanhood until you were 16? Did you practice demon worship before then? Any good christian woman would have reached womanhood by 12 at the latest. Sounds like you might have been whoring about in your younger years? I am not judging, just trying to figure out your retardation.
                            I think you may be misreading into this woman's story, it sounds as if she was given a different path by the lord at a young age, maybe one that only the lord understands, but she seems to be on the straight and narrow now. Be merciful brother.
                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                              Re: A Hello to the Godly people of Landover Baptist

                              I am sorry friend, I am new here. I know I got an infraction. I will never be rude again. I am here to learn the will of god, and hopefully be a True Christian some day.

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