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    I used to worship Satan, But now I worship Jesus

    Greetings,

    I used to worship Satan.

    I loved the killings and the sufferings.

    They said I was sadistic.

    But now I love JESUS!!!!!

    Because of the killing and the suffering!!!!!

    I read the King James Bible. I love it!!!

    I like it!!!! 1 Samuel 15:3, 2 Kings 2:23-24

    I read it, and I want to praise Jesus!!!!

    Jesus loves the little children

    All the little children of the world.

    Black and yellow, red and white.

    They are precious in his sight.

    Jesus loves the little children of the world!!!!



    I hate the blasphemy of Chris Tomlin. He writes the song “His Love Endures Forever”, but he profanes the Bible. Revelation 22:19.

    Should we not praise Jesus?

    Psalm 136:10

    His mercy endureth forever!!!!

    I love Jesus because of the hatred. Psalms 53:5

    I love Jesus because of the vengeance. Hebrews 10:30

    I love Jesus because of the anger. Jeremiah 17:4

    I love Jesus because of the terror!! 2 Corinthians 5:11

    I love Jesus because of the pain!! Revelation 16:2, Revelation 16:10, Hebrews 11:35, Matthew 25:30

    I love Jesus because of the FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!!! 2 Thessalonians 1:10, 2 Peter 3:7, Revelation 20:15, Revelation 21:8

    I love Jesus because of the killings!!! Jude 5, Revelation 14:14-15

    My favorite Bible Verse is Revelation 19:18 I love the birds feasting on the flesh!!!!!


    My other favorite Bible Verse is 1 Corinthians 10:9. I love the snakes that destroy those that tempt Christ.


    I am how searching for a church because most churches will not preach this message!!!!

    Yours in Christ.

    ILoveJeus
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  • #2
    Re: I used to worship Satan, But now I worship Jesus

    Tl;dr

    What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) and where you first touched by Christ?

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #3
      Re: I used to worship Satan, But now I worship Jesus

      I...

      You seem angry, friend.
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      • #4
        Re: I used to worship Satan, But now I worship Jesus

        Originally posted by ILoveJeus View Post
        ILoveJeus
        Who is "Jeus?" Did you mean Zeus? What a horrible username!! We do not believe in your mythology.

        Sir, we only love and praise God here. His is the only way. (Deuteronomy 32:4) (Job 36:5)

        I will pray for your soul.

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        • #5
          Re: I used to worship Satan, But now I worship Jesus

          Originally posted by HolyHolly View Post
          Who is "Jeus?" Did you mean Zeus? What a horrible username!! We do not believe in your mythology.

          Sir, we only love and praise God here. His is the only way. (Deuteronomy 32:4) (Job 36:5)

          I will pray for your soul.
          I think he actually does mean Jeus.

          It is gaywise slang for making a so called 'smoothy' out of male sexcremental fluid, juniper juice and gin. The sexcremental (often called jism, cum, spank, grief, gumf, junk, salty bank wet, man mayo, cordon blurt, man fat, etc) floats to the top and is prefentially imbibed by the dirty queers

          The homersexualist get drunk on this disgusting 'Jeus' while plying their turgid penile members in a group of three. This is known (for some reason) as a 'monk's bandicoot' and one of the weirdest things I have ever heard.

          This 'person' is obviously a troll who gets his jollies by writing outré, fringe practices on a Christian website: go figure

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #6
            Re: I used to worship Satan, But now I worship Jesus

            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
            I think he actually does mean Jeus.

            It is gaywise slang for making a so called 'smoothy' out of male sexcremental fluid, juniper juice and gin. The sexcremental (often called jism, cum, spank, grief, gumf, junk, salty bank wet, man mayo, cordon blurt, man fat, etc) floats to the top and is prefentially imbibed by the dirty queers

            The homersexualist get drunk on this disgusting 'Jeus' while plying their turgid penile members in a group of three. This is known (for some reason) as a 'monk's bandicoot' and one of the weirdest things I have ever heard.

            This 'person' is obviously a troll who gets his jollies by writing outré, fringe practices on a Christian website: go figure

            YIC
            Oh Sweet Jesus, Dr. Niles. I believe I need to retire to my prayer closet for the rest of the day. Well, after I take a bath to cleanse myself of the filth spewed by that HORRIBLE man.

            Thank you for explaining, although as a woman, now I think I know more that I should about the gay illness.

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            • #7
              Re: I used to worship Satan, But now I worship Jesus

              Everything I say is Biblical based.

              I say that we should rejoice. Psalms 118:24

              In the way that God will smite his enemies with pain and suffering.
              Revelation 16:10, Hebrews 11:35.

              I praise God for what he will do. What is wrong with that? 1 Thessalonians 5:18

              And this is how God shows his love. Psalms 136:10, Psalms 137:9

              Is it not?

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              • #8
                Re: I used to worship Satan, But now I worship Jesus

                Originally posted by ILoveJeus View Post
                Everything I say is Biblical based.

                I say that we should rejoice. Psalms 118:24

                In the way that God will smite his enemies with pain and suffering.
                Revelation 16:10, Hebrews 11:35.

                I praise God for what he will do. What is wrong with that? 1 Thessalonians 5:18

                And this is how God shows his love. Psalms 136:10, Psalms 137:9

                Is it not?
                Hi, and welcome to our friendly forums! I share your enthusiasm for declaring the Word of God! The very Heavens and Earth rejoice in Him (Psalm 96:11-13)! Why, if every person on this earth were to be suddenly silenced, the very stones would cry out to Glorify Him (Luke 19:40)!

                Tell us friend, what church do you call home? How did you come to know Jesus?

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #9
                  Re: I used to worship Satan, But now I worship Jesus

                  Originally posted by ILoveJeus View Post
                  Everything I say is Biblical based.

                  I say that we should rejoice. Psalms 118:24

                  In the way that God will smite his enemies with pain and suffering.
                  Revelation 16:10, Hebrews 11:35.

                  I praise God for what he will do. What is wrong with that? 1 Thessalonians 5:18

                  And this is how God shows his love. Psalms 136:10, Psalms 137:9

                  Is it not?
                  I'm guessing either the name ILoveJesus was taken, or you made a rude typo. Either way, you may want to make a new account, as the name is a little offensive. Well, a lot offensive but, you understand. Wonderful intro, by the way! (Except for the part about God loving all little children, which is not true.)
                  But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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