[Susie]

Re: Hello from Australia

Thank you Justina Thyme. My house is clean, my Father does weekly inspections of all items. But, I think my mother has a paisley blouse (I hate paisley!). I wonder if she'd notice if it got donated to the poor?!

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hello from Australia

Hi all!
I'm the new girl in town just wanting to say a big hello to you all!
A bit about me:
Yes, I know what your all thinking - another Drunken-Australien™! Dispite all the foul drunk people on this godless rock, I am a Christian, 19 year old girl looking for a way out of this country. I wish to find a traditional American, Baptist husband whom I can cook, clean and make Christ's soldiers with. My darling father has taught me to never inncolent or disobey orders. If I step out of line, I hope for a husband that will correct my wrong doing so that I can become a better wife.

May I ask for assistance of a godly sister in this forum to help me find a suitable match.

Thank you all, Susie.

So you repent of the sin of being a heathen Austr-alien? Wonderful, praise God!

Might I suggest a more Christian name for you? Susie is not so Godly as, for instance, Sue. Like our own Sue Vera.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Hello from Australia

Just wanted to give Symmetry a big LBC welcome! I am encouraged. I assume you are a big fan of that wonderful man, the honorable John Howard. I apologize if mentioning HIS name is still upsetting you after that devastating loss on December 3rd. I have posted a wonderful picture of the most Godly man in HIS honor and to help you feel more at home.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Hello from Australia

Thank you Justina Thyme. My house is clean, my Father does weekly inspections of all items. But, I think my mother has a paisley blouse (I hate paisley!). I wonder if she'd notice if it got donated to the poor?!

Shout GLORY, Sister! What a pleasure it is to have a new person her who understands the basics of what DEMONS are and what they do!

I would certainly take the paisley blouse away from your mother, but destroy it; otherwise, you'll be passing its DEMON on to some other unsuspecting soul.

[Susie]

Re: Hello from Australia

Thank you Maisie, Glendora and Justina for your kind welcomes, I hope we can become good friends in the near future.

Miss Maisie, I very much like the name Sue, my Father has being calling me Susie for as long as I remember because as he says "I'll always be his little girl, blah, blah, blah!!". So, I'm just so used to it! I will definitely take your advice onboard. I guess it's one of those steps between being a girl and coming a woman.

Glendora Christianson, John Howard is a great man who did many great things for this country including allowing our troops to assist America in the War on Terror. I was so devastated when he lost the 2007 election. But, I do see him on the news every so often which really does lift my spirits. He is an old man now and he was going to retire and hand his power onto a party member if he won the election. It was just unfortunate that the man who was to be his successor was seen by the public to be below par, thus the reason why Rudd is in power. It could have been worse so I try not to dwell on what could have been!

Justina Thyme, those little evil *shiver* Demons can pop up anywhere! One can never be complaisant about safety securing the family home. Your right about not passing mothers blouse onto another soul, I've being trying to think of a way to destroy it. What would your best way be? I was thinking that burning it wouldn't be good because it may enjoy the fire like in hell. Perhaps freezing it with dry ice and smashing it up into millions of pieces?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Hello from Australia

Justina Thyme, those little evil *shiver* Demons can pop up anywhere! One can never be complaisant about safety securing the family home. Your right about not passing mothers blouse onto another soul, I've being trying to think of a way to destroy it. What would your best way be? I was thinking that burning it wouldn't be good because it may enjoy the fire like in hell. Perhaps freezing it with dry ice and smashing it up into millions of pieces?

Welcome to the forum and GOD'S favorite Church, Miss Susie! Oh, and while you're at it ...

... an additional word of precaution, if you are looking to be Saved®! Be sure to check your attic, your closets, your basements, your garage, and any hidden crawlspaces in the foundations of your house, for items like these!

little red toy wagons
plastic or rubber party masks (especially Donald Duck masks)
suspicious miniature flying machines of unknown metalic substance
suspicious objects found in the bushes that hum or buzz or levitate
paragliders or weather balloons
gas masks and other unusual military gear
any unidentified object suddenly appearing in your home or garage

Because unless you have JESUS you never can be sure, you never can be too careful ...

REPENT!

... because the END TIMES are near, and men's hearts are failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth ...

With love in Jesus, Sister Noddy

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Hello from Australia

Justina Thyme, those little evil *shiver* Demons can pop up anywhere! One can never be complaisant about safety securing the family home. Your right about not passing mothers blouse onto another soul, I've being trying to think of a way to destroy it. What would your best way be? I was thinking that burning it wouldn't be good because it may enjoy the fire like in hell. Perhaps freezing it with dry ice and smashing it up into millions of pieces?

You have a good head on your shoulders, Susie. Dry ice is certainly a viable solution, or you may simply shred it, bury it and let it rot.

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Hello from Australia

Well, Susie, I may not be Baptist, but I too am looking for a special someone. You can take a look at my intro. thread and see if I would be okay. And I am willing to become a Baptist if I can get a good argument of why.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from Australia

I am willing to become a Baptist if I can get a good argument of why.

Jesus.

Enough said.

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Hello from Australia

And what is that supposed to mean?

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Hello from Australia

And what is that supposed to mean?

Jesus is the Truth®, the Way© and the Light(tm), accept Him, and you will have Everlasting Life©! (conditions and restrictions apply) Come and bathe in the sweet, sticky Blood of the Lamb!

[Soylent Green!]

Re: Hello from Australia

Well thats not convincing at all, why don't you ask Jesus to perform a test on me and then make my life the best it can be after, then i will Tithe

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello from Australia

Baby Jesus did just that, and decided you were to be banned.

[Susie]

Re: Hello from Australia

Well, Susie, I may not be Baptist, but I too am looking for a special someone. You can take a look at my intro. thread and see if I would be okay. And I am willing to become a Baptist if I can get a good argument of why.

Sorry, I'm looking for a True Christian Man not one who can change his opinions on demand. Strength in a man is very important.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from Australia

Sorry, I'm looking for a True Christian Man not one who can change his opinions on demand. Strength in a man is very important.

Amen sister! You need a True Christian™ Man who is ROCK HARD with the Lord! One who will guide you with a firm hand, keeping you on the slippery, straight and (hopefully) narrow road to Salvation! GLORY!!!!

Accept no substitutes.