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  • AngelKatie3
    Unsaved trash, suspected demon
     
    • Apr 2013
    • 49

    #1

    Hello there my fellow Christians

    My name is Katie.

    Facts about me:
    I love God
    I read the Bible everyday
    I love pie
    I cook everyday
    I'm home schooled
    I hate gay people
    I hate left handed people
    I hate Liberals
    I hate Atheists
    But most importantly, I hate my false Christian cousin!
    Obey God or else you will go to hell!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Hello there my fellow Christians

    This is a web forum of love and kindness and praise for our Father and His Son, Jesus. I don't understand why you are so full of hate...
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Sammy The Penitent
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2012
      • 289

      #3
      Re: Hello there my fellow Christians

      Originally posted by AngelKatie3 View Post
      My name is Katie.

      Facts about me:
      I love God
      I read the Bible everyday
      I love pie
      I cook everyday
      I'm home schooled
      I hate gay people
      I hate left handed people
      I hate Liberals
      I hate Atheists
      But most importantly, I hate my false Christian cousin!

      Hello Katie,

      Welcome to our Friendly Forum.

      If you ever decide to read the instructions for The Introduction Forum, you will notice that besides your name (you did good here), there are three questions that we require you answer for a proper introduction. You are currently 0 for 3.

      YIC
      2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #4
        Re: Hello there my fellow Christians

        That's the most ego centric post I've ever read.

        Ten uses of the word 'I' and only one use of 'God'.

        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: Hello there my fellow Christians

          Hello Katie! It's nice to get to know you a bit more! What church do you call home? Do you have a thriving youth group there?

          It sounds like your cousin needs some brushing up of her knowledge. I do hope you call her every day and read Scripture over the phone, email her and write letters containing God's Word and commandments. If you live closely, go to her home, picket outside her house, yell the Word behind her on her way to school. Don't let any grumpiness stop you, and for goodness sake, if they tell your parents they'll have to put a restraining order on you, then vamp it up! I means you're getting through and making Satan squirm! Don't stop at anything, Katie! You tell your cousin what will happen if she doesn't repent every chance you get!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: Hello there my fellow Christians

            That's good advice, Mary. Any time I ever feel shy about sharing the Good News with somebody who's repeatedly rejected my invitations to meet Jesus, I always ask myself, "Who am I to decide for this person that they won't be deeply moved by what I'm about to say?"
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            • islamic in need
              Unsaved trash
              • Apr 2013
              • 18

              #7
              Re: Hello there my fellow Christians

              Originally posted by AngelKatie3 View Post
              My name is Katie.

              Facts about me:
              I love God
              I read the Bible everyday
              I love pie
              I cook everyday
              I'm home schooled
              I hate gay people
              I hate left handed people
              I hate Liberals
              I hate Atheists
              But most importantly, I hate my false Christian cousin!
              Hi Katie,
              I am colorblind...do u hate me too?

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              • Mary Thompson
                True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2013
                • 653

                #8
                Re: Hello there my fellow Christians

                Originally posted by islamic in need View Post
                Hi Katie,
                I am colorblind...do u hate me too?
                Colorblindness: God's punishment to you for being an islamic terrorist .
                Thinking of Abortion?
                That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                • Mary Thompson
                  True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 653

                  #9
                  Re: Hello there my fellow Christians

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Hello Katie! It's nice to get to know you a bit more! What church do you call home? Do you have a thriving youth group there?

                  It sounds like your cousin needs some brushing up of her knowledge. I do hope you call her every day and read Scripture over the phone, email her and write letters containing God's Word and commandments. If you live closely, go to her home, picket outside her house, yell the Word behind her on her way to school. Don't let any grumpiness stop you, and for goodness sake, if they tell your parents they'll have to put a restraining order on you, then vamp it up! I means you're getting through and making Satan squirm! Don't stop at anything, Katie! You tell your cousin what will happen if she doesn't repent every chance you get!
                  Great advice, whenever I feel like giving up on something I say to myself, "Who am I to decide if God wants me to give up?"
                  YIC
                  Mary Thompson.
                  Thinking of Abortion?
                  That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                  Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                  • islamic in need
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 18

                    #10
                    Re: Hello there my fellow Christians

                    Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
                    Colorblindness: God's punishment to you for being an islamic terrorist .
                    really?...well its not so bad...i got a BA in psychology, and have a masters in chemical engineering.
                    I do not condone terrorism

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: Hello there my fellow Christians

                      I'm sorry you guys get such a bad rap. We all know the biggest terrorists are the environmentalists and the gay rights wackos.
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                      • Alexandria Puckett
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 256

                        #12
                        Re: Hello there my fellow Christians

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        I'm sorry you guys get such a bad rap. We all know the biggest terrorists are the environmentalists and the gay rights wackos.
                        AMEN! I really don't understand the enviromentalists angle. God made the Earth disposable. I mean we're going to be Raptured in a couple years, why waste time recycling when you could be praying?
                        But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                        • Holly Graham
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2013
                          • 348

                          #13
                          Re: Hello there my fellow Christians

                          Originally posted by islamic in need View Post
                          really?...well its not so bad...i got a BA in psychology, and have a masters in chemical engineering.
                          I do not condone terrorism
                          Um, pardon me, but why did you put a "love" emoticon next to terrorism, if you don't "condone" it?

                          I think you are lying, and God hates liars. (Proverbs 12:22)

                          I will pray for your lying soul, as you burn in Hell. (see, that is similar to what you did! Awful, isn't it!?)

                          May God save you, Muslim

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                          • Mary Thompson
                            True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 653

                            #14
                            Re: Hello there my fellow Christians

                            Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                            AMEN! I really don't understand the enviromentalists angle. God made the Earth disposable. I mean we're going to be Raptured in a couple years, why waste time recycling when you could be praying?
                            Or reading the King James Bible .
                            Thinking of Abortion?
                            That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                            Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                            • Alexandria Puckett
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 256

                              #15
                              Re: Hello there my fellow Christians

                              Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
                              Or reading the King James Bible .
                              Ahh, you caught me. So sorry. Yes. Reading the Bible! See, so many more better ways to spend your time.
                              But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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