Hello there, and welcome to our friendly forums! How did you come to know Jesus? Which Bible verse does He speak to you through?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
Hello Mrs. White. How many kids do you have, and what does your husband do for a living?
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Hello Mrs. White! Welcome to God's Chosen Forum, what church do you attend and tithe to? What verse sets your soul aflame? How did you come to find Jesus?
In your Avatar, you look around twenty, so I assume you are following God's Word and are married to a God-Fearing man. How many children have you beared? How many are soldiers for Christ? What is your husband's career? What pie do you bake most for your husband?
YIC
Mary Thompson.
Thinking of Abortion? That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46) Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
Welcome Mrs. White. How many living children has Jesus pulled from your womb?
Tell us about your husband. I am always amazed how a Christian man can survive in LA without constantly being rectally raped.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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