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I'm a new member. My favorite bible story is slaying the pagan filth with the jawbone of a donkey. Maybe not as effective as cluster bombs and nukes, but way more personal
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Judges 15:16
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men. -
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Very nice. Are you Christian? When did you meet Jesus?Originally posted by DonkeyJawbone View PostI'm a new member. My favorite bible story is slaying the pagan filth with the jawbone of a donkey. Maybe not as effective as cluster bombs and nukes, but way more personalwww.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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Oh yes. But I did not meet Jesus(pagan trash can't approach perfection). HE MET ME in 1999. He saw my ways and approached ME. Never would of happened until I heard Him in the KJV.Originally posted by JennyD View Post
I had heard the gobbledegook of a living "bible" and never heard HIM.
Those new bibles are kind of like fiction compared to the real deal.
I was smokin', drinkin', fornicating, blaspheming the republican party.
Just a general pagan ready for slaughter. Not anymore.
Judges 15:16
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.Comment
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How wonderful! Tell us the story of your Salvation. Did someone hand you a Chick Tract?Originally posted by DonkeyJawbone View PostOh yes. But I did not meet Jesus(pagan trash can't approach perfection). HE MET ME in 1999. He saw my ways and approached ME. Never would of happened until I heard Him in the KJV.
I had heard the gobbledegook of a living "bible" and never heard HIM.
Those new bibles are kind of like fiction compared to the real deal.
I was smokin', drinkin', fornicating, blaspheming the republican party.
Just a general pagan ready for slaughter. Not anymore.www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
Huckabee/PalinGingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!
Christian Ladies:
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By the way. You're very pretty. Even prettier than the flowers
Judges 15:16
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.Comment
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Who Nelly! Not too fast. No hittin' on True Christian(TM) women allowed. I may not have an ass' jawbone in my hand, but I do have a nice infraction button under my thumb.Originally posted by DonkeyJawbone View PostBy the way. You're very pretty. Even prettier than the flowers
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Yeah, after I repented of my pagan tendencies. I got the tract about the KJV trying to be destroyed. Been awhile but I still have it in my drawer.Originally posted by JennyD View Post
The Attack is the name.Judges 15:16
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.Comment
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Ah, be sure to discuss that with Pastor Ezekiel. It's one of his very favorite Chick Tracts!Originally posted by DonkeyJawbone View Postwww.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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Christian Ladies:
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I apologize and repent. Jesus is still workin' on my urges.Originally posted by Wide-Open View PostWho Nelly! Not too fast. No hittin' on True Christian™ women allowed. I may not have an ass' jawbone in my hand, but I do have a nice infraction button under my thumb.
Forgive me. I'll stick to my story.
Judges 15:16
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.Comment
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I was worried about using the word "ass" here. But I guess if its in the KJV it's a righteous word.
Judges 15:16
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.Comment
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Well time for me to retire. I'm sending out e-mails tomorrow to try to get Huckabee as McSames VP nod
Don't want to say something stupid cause I'm tired.Judges 15:16
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.Comment
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It may be too late for that.Originally posted by DonkeyJawbone View PostWell time for me to retire. I'm sending out e-mails tomorrow to try to get Huckabee as McSames VP nod
Don't want to say something stupid cause I'm tired.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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