My name is johnathan

[young johnathan]

Hi there,

I am a true christian believer from the small country of New Zealand. I am currently living in sin as I have no wife however I am trying to fix this issue. I wish more people would support destroying all the homosexuals and allow children to carry loaded guns.

Ask me anything.

Regards.

[young johnathan]

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I have created this pictor to help detail what I think of unsaved people. Apologies if its quality is sub-par I will make a more detailed pictor later.


Pictures are are lifeline and I use them to describe how I feel.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Ask me anything.

Why can't you follow simple instructions to introduce yourself? Do you think the rules don't apply to you?

Are you one of those narcissistic personality disorder malignerers who thinks the world revolves around them?

What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did Jesus enter your life?

YIC

[young johnathan]

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Apologies to you and the lord.

I attend a local baptist church, My favourite bible verse is John 3:16: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

It gives me comfort knowing I have eternal life.

Jesus entered my life about 5 years ago and has been leading my life ever since.

[Felicity]

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Ask me anything.

How much do you love Jesus?

[young johnathan]

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I am very afraid of Jesus. terrified in fact. but love unconditionally.

[Jeb Worthington]

Re: My name is johnathan

Apologies to you and the lord.

I attend a local baptist church, My favourite bible verse is John 3:16: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

It gives me comfort knowing I have eternal life.

Jesus entered my life about 5 years ago and has been leading my life ever since.

You need to quote the KJV,
John 3:16
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

It is one of my favorite also.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Jonathan. How is the Institute? Please tell Peter Cowper I said a hearty hello!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Apologies if its quality is sub-par I will make a more detailed pictor later.

No thank you.

How old are you, dear? How do you serve the LORD?

[Holly Graham]

Re: My name is johnathan

I have created this pictor to help detail what I think of unsaved people. Apologies if its quality is sub-par I will make a more detailed pictor later.


Pictures are are lifeline and I use them to describe how I feel.

Oh Honey, it's sweet that your mum and dad let you play on their computers, but this board is reserved for grown ups. We're glad you love the Lord, but you need to go outside and play.

From your drawings and your writing, I'm guessing you are about four? Am I close? You are too cute for drawing us pictures, but you need to be able to talk like a grown-up to be here.

I'll say a little prayer for you, Sweetheart, that you grow up to be a big strong God-fearing Soldier for Christ. You're too cute.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My name is johnathan

Hi there,

I am a true christian believer from the small country of New Zealand. I am currently living in sin as I have no wife however I am trying to fix this issue. I wish more people would support destroying all the homosexuals and allow children to carry loaded guns.

Ask me anything.

Regards.

How old are you? In human years, I mean.

Is your mother a sheep? I've heard that something like 1 in 3 New Zealand men are married to sheep.

[Christbound Jim]

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They recently legalized gay marriage in New Zealand as a step towards human and sheep marriages I believe.

hellbound Jim

[Young Peter]

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Welcome Young Johnathan! My name is Young Peter! It seems we have a lot in common, as we both love the Lord, we are both unmarried, and we both like to use our drawing skills to give glory to God!

I like your drawing very much. May I share with you some of my drawings?

This one is called "Jesus vs. The Sodomy Monster." It shows my idea of what will happen when Jesus comes and deals with all the gays here in San Francisco:




If you want to see more of my drawings please check my introductory thread.

Speaking of introductions, why don't you tell us more about yourself? I feel like I hardly know anything about you at all!

[young johnathan]

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Hello there and thankyou for your replies.

I am currently in need of guidence on serving the lord, but I do my best by tithing to various charitable organizations. I am wondering if there is a donation site for landover baptist as I would like to support this great website.

Young Peter, I very much love your drawings. I share your view and am also very much against sodomy, as all true christians should be. I am waiting for an appropriate partner so that I can undergo the horrible act of sex to create many soldiers of God.

I am 18 years old, the bad font on my drawings was made by free hand using a computer mouse. This was to keep the drawing more real.

The COO of my institute is doing well, however some of his views are crowded in sin.

New Zealand recently made same sex marrage legal, I pray daily as I am aware of how many more people will be burning in terrible agony in the future. There are also many 'sheep shaggers' in this country, however I can asure you that I am not one of these satan worshiping devil mongerers.

[young johnathan]

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When I am not at the institute, I am often tramping as part of a tramping club. We often go deep into the woods with other boys my age, and pray for hours and hours.