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Hello wise and True Christians™ from the Landover Bapist Church.
I’ve dwelled the internet ever since I’ve been kicked out of my church searching for true believers and praise the Lord! Finally I’ve found them! I’m rejoicing this moment. For I believe I’ve found salvation for me and my family.
Who am I?
I’m Adri and I’m 33 years old. I live in the Netherlands in a small village called Urk. I’m living there with my infant son Harold and my 14 year old wife who’s name is irrelevant since she won’t be posting on this forum 1 Timothy 2:11-12 . I’ll teach her what I’ll learn on this divine forum. Besides I'm afraid when I give her name some atheist scumbag will look her up and turn her into a whore. That's also why I never let her leave the house on her own.
I’m sorry to inform you that the Netherlands is a godless country. There are horrible things happening here. Luckily Urk is 100% christian so no muslim, fags or atheist scum here. The bad part of Urk is that everyone who’s living there is an orthodox Protestant Calvinist.
I’m also raised as an orthodox Protestant Calvinist. I was also a member of the dutch political party the SGP which stands for “Staatkundig Gereformeerde Partij”. The “staatskundig” stands for the bible they read which is basically an imitation of the King James Bible of 1611 but then translated in dutch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statenvertaling). The SGP is a decent party which doesn’t allow woman and applies the word of Jesus the best as they can (which obviously isn’t good enough). They also say that woman which are raped have less chance of getting pregnant. They basically mean to say that rape isn’t that bad, on which I totally agree of course Deuteronomy 22:28-29.
I’ve recently decided to leave this political party after reading the website of Landover Bapist Church. It’s clear to me that this policital party is not using the true word of the Lord. Since they don’t use the King James Bible of 1611 as their guideline but instead a bible that is written in a far lesser language than American.
My favorite bible verse
Psalm 16:8-11
I have set the Lord always before me; because he is at my right hand, I shall not be shaken. Therefore my heart is glad, and my whole being rejoices; my flesh also dwells secure. For you will not abandon my soul to Sheol, or let your holy one see corruption. You make known to me the path of life; in your presence there is fullness of joy; at your right hand are pleasures forevermore.
This is my favorite verse, because it shows that you only need the Lord in your life for joy and nothing else. That’s also the reason I don’t own a television, only read the King James Bible of 1611 and never go out doing something for joy. Since it would feel for me like I would betray the Lord. I would seek my happiness somewhere else instead of the Lord. And when you start going to cinema's before you know it you're in a brothel smoking pot. I don't want to be lured by Satan into evil.
Which church did I attend?
I attended the Foar Den Sprekbeurt Church in Urk. Which is an orthodox Protestant Calvinist Church. Like I already mentioned I’ve left this church.
I’d now like to tell you why I left my church and why I’m posting here on these holy grounds.
My wife and I recently had a son and we called him Harold. So we decided to organize a little gathering with our fellow “christians” so they could take a look at the baby.
When they came to visit the first thing a woman asked me was if I was proud to be the father of this beautiful child!! Ha! I thought she was testing my faith, for I know God hates pride Proverbs 8:13. So I said the one and only right answer “No!” I added “Keep your tongue from evil woman! For you are a sinner! And you will burn in hell for asking me this!” Everyone who was invited thought of my answer as weird and rude. They responded that I should be grateful for that god has given me this child. Psalm 127:3. I said “I’m grateful but I’m not a sinner!”.
When this little gathering awkwardly continued after this incident they saw me hitting my infant son with a rod. They immediately intervened. They told me that they didn’t want a “maniac” and a “lunatic” in their church and banned me from their church.
Can you believe this! So much for saying that they followed the bible word for word, yeah right! I did this for good reason. My child disrespected me by looking doubtful when I was telling him about Jesus 1 Timothy 5:1-2. You know how they can be those infants. So I did what any good christian parent would do: hit your child with a rod Prov 23:13 .
I’d like to give you an image of this sinful child of mine. He is 2 weeks old and he still didn’t accept Jesus! He hasn’t said to me once that he loves Jesus. He only stares at me giving me weird faces. I know we’re all born sinners Psalm 51:5 and I know all children are foolish Proverbs 22:15 but I have difficulty accepting his ways. He can’t even talk properly. He acts like a retard and I know he is fooling me because I know that acting like a retard is a conscience choice. Choosing to be a retard is typical atheist behavior if you ask me. After 2 weeks in a loving christian family he is still a hippy, liberal, gay loving, good for nothing atheist! Needless to say I’m in despair!
I’ve asked my parents if this behavior is normal for a 2 weeks old infant. But they’ve told me that as soon as I entered this world I accepted the Lord. They say that they did the same. Only my wife told me that she accepted Jesus after she was 2 years into this world. She said that before this she couldn’t talk and that this is normal for infants. I have trouble believing this, since I can’t remember that there ever was a time that I couldn’t talk and because of my parents story. And of course I take the words from my parents more serious than of a woman Proverbs 9:13.
Since my wife is not that smart, I mean she is a woman, it could be that my wife was a bit dumb when she was just born. But my child is a man! Not a woman! So I can’t explain this. Like I said I know all children are sinners and foolish, but still after 2 weeks?? This is too long and can’t be good. And I know that I should keep an eye out for my wife. For she was once an atheist and could suddenly decide to continue her evil ways, for she is a woman and easily seduced to evil Genesis 3:6. Before you know it she corrupts my child! Maybe she already did!
I still believe that there is hope for my son but he needs to be parted from his evil ways by True Christians™ as soon as possible. I’m asking your help for turning my beloved baby son to Jesus. Since the Landover Bapist Church is the only way to salvation, I see your church as the only way to safe my little family. My wife and I would be more than happy to join your church. We’d like to cross the ocean and come to Gods most beloved country: America.
I’ve dwelled the internet ever since I’ve been kicked out of my church searching for true believers and praise the Lord! Finally I’ve found them! I’m rejoicing this moment. For I believe I’ve found salvation for me and my family.
Who am I?
I’m Adri and I’m 33 years old. I live in the Netherlands in a small village called Urk. I’m living there with my infant son Harold and my 14 year old wife who’s name is irrelevant since she won’t be posting on this forum 1 Timothy 2:11-12 . I’ll teach her what I’ll learn on this divine forum. Besides I'm afraid when I give her name some atheist scumbag will look her up and turn her into a whore. That's also why I never let her leave the house on her own.
I’m sorry to inform you that the Netherlands is a godless country. There are horrible things happening here. Luckily Urk is 100% christian so no muslim, fags or atheist scum here. The bad part of Urk is that everyone who’s living there is an orthodox Protestant Calvinist.
I’m also raised as an orthodox Protestant Calvinist. I was also a member of the dutch political party the SGP which stands for “Staatkundig Gereformeerde Partij”. The “staatskundig” stands for the bible they read which is basically an imitation of the King James Bible of 1611 but then translated in dutch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statenvertaling). The SGP is a decent party which doesn’t allow woman and applies the word of Jesus the best as they can (which obviously isn’t good enough). They also say that woman which are raped have less chance of getting pregnant. They basically mean to say that rape isn’t that bad, on which I totally agree of course Deuteronomy 22:28-29.
I’ve recently decided to leave this political party after reading the website of Landover Bapist Church. It’s clear to me that this policital party is not using the true word of the Lord. Since they don’t use the King James Bible of 1611 as their guideline but instead a bible that is written in a far lesser language than American.
My favorite bible verse
Psalm 16:8-11
I have set the Lord always before me; because he is at my right hand, I shall not be shaken. Therefore my heart is glad, and my whole being rejoices; my flesh also dwells secure. For you will not abandon my soul to Sheol, or let your holy one see corruption. You make known to me the path of life; in your presence there is fullness of joy; at your right hand are pleasures forevermore.
This is my favorite verse, because it shows that you only need the Lord in your life for joy and nothing else. That’s also the reason I don’t own a television, only read the King James Bible of 1611 and never go out doing something for joy. Since it would feel for me like I would betray the Lord. I would seek my happiness somewhere else instead of the Lord. And when you start going to cinema's before you know it you're in a brothel smoking pot. I don't want to be lured by Satan into evil.
Which church did I attend?
I attended the Foar Den Sprekbeurt Church in Urk. Which is an orthodox Protestant Calvinist Church. Like I already mentioned I’ve left this church.
I’d now like to tell you why I left my church and why I’m posting here on these holy grounds.
My wife and I recently had a son and we called him Harold. So we decided to organize a little gathering with our fellow “christians” so they could take a look at the baby.
When they came to visit the first thing a woman asked me was if I was proud to be the father of this beautiful child!! Ha! I thought she was testing my faith, for I know God hates pride Proverbs 8:13. So I said the one and only right answer “No!” I added “Keep your tongue from evil woman! For you are a sinner! And you will burn in hell for asking me this!” Everyone who was invited thought of my answer as weird and rude. They responded that I should be grateful for that god has given me this child. Psalm 127:3. I said “I’m grateful but I’m not a sinner!”.
When this little gathering awkwardly continued after this incident they saw me hitting my infant son with a rod. They immediately intervened. They told me that they didn’t want a “maniac” and a “lunatic” in their church and banned me from their church.
Can you believe this! So much for saying that they followed the bible word for word, yeah right! I did this for good reason. My child disrespected me by looking doubtful when I was telling him about Jesus 1 Timothy 5:1-2. You know how they can be those infants. So I did what any good christian parent would do: hit your child with a rod Prov 23:13 .
I’d like to give you an image of this sinful child of mine. He is 2 weeks old and he still didn’t accept Jesus! He hasn’t said to me once that he loves Jesus. He only stares at me giving me weird faces. I know we’re all born sinners Psalm 51:5 and I know all children are foolish Proverbs 22:15 but I have difficulty accepting his ways. He can’t even talk properly. He acts like a retard and I know he is fooling me because I know that acting like a retard is a conscience choice. Choosing to be a retard is typical atheist behavior if you ask me. After 2 weeks in a loving christian family he is still a hippy, liberal, gay loving, good for nothing atheist! Needless to say I’m in despair!
I’ve asked my parents if this behavior is normal for a 2 weeks old infant. But they’ve told me that as soon as I entered this world I accepted the Lord. They say that they did the same. Only my wife told me that she accepted Jesus after she was 2 years into this world. She said that before this she couldn’t talk and that this is normal for infants. I have trouble believing this, since I can’t remember that there ever was a time that I couldn’t talk and because of my parents story. And of course I take the words from my parents more serious than of a woman Proverbs 9:13.
Since my wife is not that smart, I mean she is a woman, it could be that my wife was a bit dumb when she was just born. But my child is a man! Not a woman! So I can’t explain this. Like I said I know all children are sinners and foolish, but still after 2 weeks?? This is too long and can’t be good. And I know that I should keep an eye out for my wife. For she was once an atheist and could suddenly decide to continue her evil ways, for she is a woman and easily seduced to evil Genesis 3:6. Before you know it she corrupts my child! Maybe she already did!
I still believe that there is hope for my son but he needs to be parted from his evil ways by True Christians™ as soon as possible. I’m asking your help for turning my beloved baby son to Jesus. Since the Landover Bapist Church is the only way to salvation, I see your church as the only way to safe my little family. My wife and I would be more than happy to join your church. We’d like to cross the ocean and come to Gods most beloved country: America.
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