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Hello all. I'm new here but have been a Baptist since I was very young. 
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Hello, dear, and welcome to our friendly forums. Why not tell us something about yourself? Where are you from? What church do you call "home"? And how did the sweet Redeemer find His way to your heart?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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That wasn't much of an introduction. Tell us what your name is, why you love the Lord, what your favorite Bible verse is, etc...WARNING:
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I am a nice 23 year old woman looking for a man. I just moved and have not found a new church yet and Jesus was put on me at a young age.
I believe that a woman should be able to cane or paddle a man if he does something wrong. If there is no cane or paddle around then he should remove his pants and underwear and present his balls for a torturing session so he can learn his lesson.Comment
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Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
What is in your mind? What is the scripture to support that? How can you possibly say that and that you have already found Jesus in the same post?
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.Comment
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Also you can all call me Ginger.Comment
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Let's do a little more Jesus praising and a lot less S&M erotica, ok?
Yours in Christ,
Z. SmythsigpicComment
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I don't have scripture to back me up but through trial and error I have discovered that this can keep men in line just the same as women.Originally posted by Mary Thompson View PostWhat is in your mind? What is the scripture to support that?Comment
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Oh dear.WARNING:
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Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.Comment
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Proof or it isn't real!Originally posted by Mary Thompson View PostScripture or it isn't real!
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What are you here for, young man? There are several inconsistencies in your delivery.Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
You are obviously not being straight with your pitiful introduction. Stop this charade: this is not a David Cronenberge fan site.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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In your introductory post, you claimed to be a Baptist. Now I see that you are just a lying whore who wants to play with men's balls.Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
I will pray for you.WARNING:
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I'm glad that I'm being prayed for though balls are meant to be used to experiment on and be kicked and used to control men.Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
Please other women join me on this revolution.Comment
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Also I am not a young man and how dare you call me that. I am a immature man living on her own and controlled by her boyfriend.Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
I will have him log on on this account and vouch that this form of controlling works and he is willing to deal with me.Comment
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