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  • #1

    Hi?? I guess

    my names jezzi bellmont like it says and my dad snet me here for like reforming or something.

    i dont know, he says im a harlot and a slut so i have to learn to be a good christian or whatev and that you guys are the peeps to teach me??
    pre much i think he's just blowing his top cause he found my girlfriend with her hand up my shirt and i dont get what the big deal is? like, im legally an adult?? im freaking 20. oh and he caught us drinking beer so i guess he thinks im out of control or something.

    i dont even believe in jesus im a total pagan, i love mother earth . but dad says i can post here and learn to be a true christian or i can go to some camp for troubled children or something

    so hi i guess
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    Re: Hi?? I guess

    Originally posted by Jezzi Bellmont View Post
    my names jezzi bellmont like it says and my dad snet me here for like reforming or something.

    i dont know, he says im a harlot and a slut so i have to learn to be a good christian or whatev and that you guys are the peeps to teach me??
    pre much i think he's just blowing his top cause he found my girlfriend with her hand up my shirt and i dont get what the big deal is? like, im legally an adult?? im freaking 20. oh and he caught us drinking beer so i guess he thinks im out of control or something.

    i dont even believe in jesus im a total pagan, i love mother earth . but dad says i can post here and learn to be a true christian or i can go to some camp for troubled children or something

    so hi i guess
    We're not a reforms school, dear. This is a church community that gathers on the interwebs to praise the LORD Jesus Christ. Tell us, what church did you grow up in? What was your favorite Bible verse before you rejected Jesus' love and mercy?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Hi?? I guess

      haha you banned my dad! that is so awesome!

      we used to go to trinity baptist and i guess i kinda always liked genisis 1:20 a lot less violence and talks about our beautiful mother earth

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      • #4
        Re: Hi?? I guess

        Girlfriend's hand up your skirt and youre a woman? That, dear, is unbridled LESBIANISM. I have studied this abherration and have plenty of study materials myself, 2 gigabytes of it at least. It is wrong, satanic and heretic as it is the enactment of the god-forsaken mysteries of Venus or Ishtar (demonic). You mentioned you are a pagan too, no wonder, it's all so clear.

        Also, you have been injecting the marijuanas, havent you? How many pots do you inject a day? Marijuana is compounded by two female demons, maria and juana which are insults towards our holiest of holy, Virgin Mary. Juana is an insult towards John the baptist mocking him as if he were a transgendered he/she mexican filth. The female demons join together in lesbian coitus via full on artificial strap-penetration, forming the word marijuana. What's happening to you is that you are possesed by a succubus demons.

        You will be cast into the burning pit of sewage if you dont repent and accept Jesus Christ as your personal LORD AND SAVIOUR.

        He died for your sins, whore.
        Ezekiel 23:19-20:
        "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

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        • #5
          Re: Hi?? I guess

          Originally posted by Fred Ettish View Post
          Girlfriend's hand up your skirt and youre a woman? That, dear, is unbridled LESBIANISM. I have studied this abherration and have plenty of study materials myself, 2 gigabytes of it at least. It is wrong, satanic and heretic as it is the enactment of the god-forsaken mysteries of Venus or Ishtar (demonic). You mentioned you are a pagan too, no wonder, it's all so clear.

          Also, you have been injecting the marijuanas, havent you? How many pots do you inject a day? Marijuana is compounded by two female demons, maria and juana which are insults towards our holiest of holy, Virgin Mary. Juana is an insult towards John the baptist mocking him as if he were a transgendered he/she mexican filth. The female demons join together in lesbian coitus via full on artificial strap-penetration, forming the word marijuana. What's happening to you is that you are possesed by a succubus demons.

          You will be cast into the burning pit of sewage if you dont repent and accept Jesus Christ as your personal LORD AND SAVIOUR.

          He died for your sins, whore.
          does it count if i have a boyfriend??

          i haven't had a chance to try marijuana it sounds pretty scary i think my friend did some by me tho like once?? and i touched the needle omg i don't want to be possessed!!! do you think they could have still gotten in me??!!

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          • #6
            Re: Hi?? I guess

            Yes! Even touching the outside of the syringe can make the substance permeate through your skin. What in the Heck are they teaching you kids in school nowadays?

            Also, you should NOT have a boyfriend either. Your PARENTS should choose a suitable (and profitable) match for you to marry.

            READ THE BIBLE! IT IS GOD'S LAW!

            I am so disgusted by your LESBIANISM that I have felt compelled by the HOLY GHOST himself to dig up my external hard drive and continue further research into your SATANIC condition.

            Filthy!

            Prayers for you and your family.
            Ezekiel 23:19-20:
            "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

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            • #7
              Re: Hi?? I guess

              but i don't wanna be possessed!! omg this is the worst thing ever
              my life is tot ruined

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              • #8
                Re: Hi?? I guess

                Originally posted by Jezzi Bellmont View Post

                i dont even believe in jesus im a total pagan, i love mother earth .
                Tell us more about this "mother earth" of yours. How did you arrive at the conclusion that she was worthy of worship?

                Has she ever answered any of your prayers?
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                • #9
                  Re: Hi?? I guess

                  Originally posted by Jezzi Bellmont View Post
                  my names jezzi bellmont like it says and my dad snet me here for like reforming or something.

                  i dont know, he says im a harlot and a slut so i have to learn to be a good christian or whatev and that you guys are the peeps to teach me??
                  pre much i think he's just blowing his top cause he found my girlfriend with her hand up my shirt and i dont get what the big deal is? like, im legally an adult?? im freaking 20. oh and he caught us drinking beer so i guess he thinks im out of control or something.

                  i dont even believe in jesus im a total pagan, i love mother earth . but dad says i can post here and learn to be a true christian or i can go to some camp for troubled children or something

                  so hi i guess
                  Say, you wouldn't happen to know the year it is, would you?
                  Thinking of Abortion?
                  That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                  Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hi?? I guess

                    No i guess mother earth really doesnt like do prayers but like everything comes from the earth!! our food and our water and animals. but like i guess the earth also made marijuana and that sounds horrible and now im freaking out about so like i dunno

                    and mary its 2013???

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hi?? I guess

                      The point I always make to non believers here is "if you don't believe in God or Jesus you will burn in hell with eternal suffering, but if you say God or Jesus doesn't exist with no proof! wouldn't it be better to be safer then sorry and give your life to him and if there is no God at the end at least you would have lead a amazing life style that helps other people".

                      The only proof I need is the bible and remember it isn't to late to change your ways!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hi?? I guess

                        Originally posted by bioggy View Post
                        The point I always make to non believers here is "if you don't believe in God or Jesus you will burn in hell with eternal suffering, but if you say God or Jesus doesn't exist with no proof! wouldn't it be better to be safer then sorry and give your life to him and if there is no God at the end at least you would have lead a amazing life style that helps other people".

                        The only proof I need is the bible and remember it isn't to late to change your ways!
                        What proof? Just cause it's writing down don't make it real
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hi?? I guess

                          Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
                          What proof? Just cause it's writing down don't make it real
                          Do you honestly think God would go to the trouble to chronicle the Greatest Stories Ever Told if they were just fairy tales? It is not like He needs the royalties.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hi?? I guess

                            Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
                            What proof? Just cause it's writing down don't make it real
                            You are just a homo and i wouldn't expect you to understand.

                            If you check other religions you would know that the BIBLE along side with christianity is the only one that makes sense.

                            I pray for the lord to touch your heart so you can see how vile you are and repent.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hi?? I guess

                              Originally posted by bioggy View Post
                              You are just a homo and i wouldn't expect you to understand.

                              If you check other religions you would know that the BIBLE along side with christianity is the only one that makes sense.

                              I pray for the lord to touch your heart so you can see how vile you are and repent.
                              Oh, very Christian. Ad hominem attacks and ignoring the actual points and no presenting of even the slightest evidence.

                              Not even bible verses
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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