[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi!

I have not persecuted you, so I'm not sure what you are claiming. I also have not mocked God or claimed that you are wrong. I have simply asked for a substantiation of your belief, and that substantiation (not the belief) may be different than mine. You have yet to answer that question.

Of course you have. Rudely ignored me, asked childish quetions, ones had you read the required reading material first, you's never ask. Community colleges let just anyone in.

[LetMeMockJesus]

Re: Hi!

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

I have not persecuted you, so I'm not sure what you are claiming. I also have not mocked God or claimed that you are wrong. I have simply asked for a substantiation of your belief, and that substantiation (not the belief) may be different than mine. You have yet to answer that question.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi!

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[LetMeMockJesus]

Re: Hi!

Interesting.

Well I have another question and I can't post anywhere else yet so I'll ask it here.

All the beliefs here seem to be predicated on the assumptive fact that the Bible is the irrefutable Word of God.

The question has been posed as "How do you know it's the Word of God" to which the response is "It says so in the Bible."

I cannot see how you can prove the validity of something based on its own claims, when it is the validity of that claim that is itself in question.

Unless we or God are incapable of lying, then simply stating something does not imply that it is factual. If however, you claim that the Bible is indisputably the Word of God simply because that is what it claims itself to be, you also must accept that God is incapable of lying. If He can lie, then the Bible's claim that it is His word could be a lie also (regardless of whether he would even do so).

I am asserting that the statement alone is insufficient evidence (not that it is wrong, per-say). There must be an independent source.

Again, I'm not attacking, slandering, or debasing anyone's claims. I don't understand this point, but I wish to understand the reasoning.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi!

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hi!

So, is it safe to assume that, while the .org site is a self-proclaimed satirical website, this forum is actually not satirical in nature?

Throughout history Christians have been persecuted, besmirched, harangued and slandered.

It's not going to stop anytime soon

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.
Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi!

So, is it safe to assume that, while the .org site is a self-proclaimed satirical website, this forum is actually not satirical in nature?

.org is a enterprise, orginally a 'front door' where decent people could find like minded Christians. We are .net. If we were the same, donelt you think the web address would just a slash away? Find any ads here? Friend, we are as devious as the Holy Bible.

[LetMeMockJesus]

Re: Hi!

So, is it safe to assume that, while the .org site is a self-proclaimed satirical website, this forum is actually not satirical in nature?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hi!

Now THAT actually answers the question, thanks.

My other question was:

Is this forum officially associated with landoverbaptist.org?

We are now separate entities.

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi!

No, at one time we were.

[LetMeMockJesus]

Re: Hi!

There can be no half measures in God's eyes.

Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

YIC

Now THAT actually answers the question, thanks.

My other question was:

Is this forum officially associated with landoverbaptist.org?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi!

Friend, all you need to do is read the Bible and follow the simple rules contained within. No magic or hocus pocus. Very, very simple, written for the lowest common denominator. Any questions?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hi!

Why did you ask me if I was worried, when your next question assumes I cannot be?

Also, aren't we capable of half measures? If you do not love something do you inherently hate it? I do not love you, but I do not hate you. I do not love my car, but I do not hate it. Is there scripture to support that if we do not love Jesus then we hate Him?

Note, I am not rejecting your posts, just trying to understand them.

Also, is this forum officially associated with LandoverBaptist.org?

There can be no half measures in God's eyes.

Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

YIC

[LetMeMockJesus]

Re: Hi!

He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad - Matthew 12:30

The bible clearly states that you can either accept his love and join him in heaven or reject him and burn in hell like the immoral sinner you are.

Thank you, Archtintis for responding my question however, it is not a satisfactory answer.

I asked specifically about love and hate, not about being for or against, or the consequences of either choice.

To be "with" or "for" someone does not require you to love that someone. Likewise, to be "against" someone does not require you to hate them.

We are taking 100% literal interpretations of scripture, correct? Again I ask, is there scripture specifically adressing that if one does not love Him then one must hate Him?

[Archtintis]

Re: Hi!

Also, aren't we capable of half measures? If you do not love something do you inherently hate it? I do not love you, but I do not hate you. I do not love my car, but I do not hate it. Is there scripture to support that if we do not love Jesus then we hate Him?

He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad - Matthew 12:30

The bible clearly states that you can either accept his love and join him in heaven or reject him and burn in hell like the immoral sinner you are.