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  • Hello brothers and sisters in Christ! :D

    I'm new here and I hope I can be friends with you guys.. I think I'll learn so many things about Christianity to help me become more mature
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    God bless!

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    Re: Hello brothers and sisters in Christ!

    Hello and welcome, was it Miss, Mrs. or Mr.?

    There is so much you haven't told us about yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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    • #3
      Re: Hello brothers and sisters in Christ!

      Hello and welcome to our forums!



      We'd love to hear your testimony. How did you come to find Jesus?

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello brothers and sisters in Christ!

        Dear Ali Baba;

        If you're a stinking muslim then go right ahead and turn around and leave. Jesus wants us to avoid demons like you, because our religion is the only TRUE religion.

        YIC,

        --Pastor Ezekiel
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Hello brothers and sisters in Christ!

          Originally posted by AadiAlbania View Post
          I'm new here and I hope I can be friends with you guys.. I think I'll learn so many things about Christianity to help me become more mature
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          God bless!
          Welcome...I guess. You told us so little about yourself that I'm sure you can forgive us for assuming you are just some foreigner who registered to sell discount rugs.

          Please assure us we are mistaken by introducing yourself properly.

          Pastor Ed

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          • #6
            Re: Hello brothers and sisters in Christ!

            Originally posted by AadiAlbania View Post
            I'm new here and I hope I can be friends with you guys.. I think I'll learn so many things about Christianity to help me become more mature!
            Welcome, Aadi. If you want to learn about Christianity, you've come to the right place. And I'm sorry that God made you an albino. Why do you think He is punishing you?
            The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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            • #7
              Re: Hello brothers and sisters in Christ!

              Hello and Welcome, Adi-er-whatever your name was-, welcome to our friendly forums.
              information about our church
              How did you come find Jesus? What church do you attend? And what verse sets your soul aflame with love for Jesus today?
              And if you have a question, use the search function first.
              Thinking of Abortion?
              That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
              Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello brothers and sisters in Christ!

                Originally posted by AadiAlbania View Post
                I'm new here and I hope I can be friends with you guys.. I think I'll learn so many things about Christianity to help me become more mature
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                God bless!
                Well, that must be about the best introduction I have ever seen. Are you one of those albanian gypo's that wants to go to the UK and leech the benefit system dry?
                Isaiah 66:15

                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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