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  • Sam Spade
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    • Jun 2013
    • 32

    #1

    Hello

    Hi everyone. Its a great day to be alive. I hope I can find some Christians to be friends with. Its so very hard to find real Christians today, so many are apologetic for being a Christian. Its almost like they are ashamed to be a Christian. Again Thank you for letting me join and I hope to make many friends. Sam
    Matt 5:10 Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
  • Russell Holbeck
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2012
    • 735

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Hello Sam Spade.

    If you look right above your post you will see the information that the True Christians(tm) want to know about you.

    Thank you.

    Rusty

    P.S. There was a movie I do not remember the name with a man called Sam Spade he talked funny. Maybe he was in an accident.
    Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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    • Sam Spade
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      • Jun 2013
      • 32

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
      Hello Sam Spade.

      If you look right above your post you will see the information that the True Christians™ want to know about you.

      Thank you.

      Rusty

      P.S. There was a movie I do not remember the name with a man called Sam Spade he talked funny. Maybe he was in an accident.
      I am so very sorry.

      Matt 5:10 Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
      ( NIV)
      I belong to a small Baptist church

      I am named after my great grand father.
      Matt 5:10 Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

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      • Brother Harold Porter
        Landover Senior Outreach
        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 8236

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Welcome, young man. What filthy sin brought you to your knees in front of Jesus? We need to know as much as possible about you in order to help you build your personal relationship with God.

        In Christ
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • Pastor Ed Lowman
          Southern Hospitality Exemplified
          Always kind and loving
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2011
          • 1838

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Sam Spade View Post
          Hi everyone. Its a great day to be alive. I hope I can find some Christians to be friends with. Its so very hard to find real Christians today, so many are apologetic for being a Christian. Its almost like they are ashamed to be a Christian. Again Thank you for letting me join and I hope to make many friends. Sam
          Welcome, Sam

          Thanks for exhibiting the conviction of a proud Christian man.

          Romans 1:16: "For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek."

          Now tell us how you came to find Jesus.

          Pastor Ed

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          • Sam Spade
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            • Jun 2013
            • 32

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
            Welcome, young man. What filthy sin brought you to your knees in front of Jesus? We need to know as much as possible about you in order to help you build your personal relationship with God.

            In Christ
            Well it wasn't my sin. Maybe my fault, I am not sure.
            Two years ago my wife of 7 years ran away with a lesbian, she took my two children and moved to San francisco . She left me a letter that said I was unable to satisfy her sexually. So I guess its my fault. After she dumped me for a woman, I started to drink alot. One day I was passed out in the gutter in back of a bar. Jesus sent Pastor Ron Swanson to save me. Pastor Ron helped me to stop drinking, helped me find a job and get a new life. I wonder why God allows thinks like this to happen. I have turned my life over to Jesus.
            Matt 5:10 Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

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            • Sam Spade
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              • Jun 2013
              • 32

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
              Welcome, Sam

              Thanks for exhibiting the conviction of a proud Christian man.

              Romans 1:16: "For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek."

              Now tell us how you came to find Jesus.

              Pastor Ed
              Can I ask you a question?
              Is it wrong to pray that harm comes to some one? I sure would like to see God strike down that lesbian whore wife of mine. I have to pay child support to her for my children that I cant see because she moved out of state. If my kids where with me it would save me a lot of money, that I could be giving to Jesus. Thanks Sam
              Matt 5:10 Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

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              • Brother Harold Porter
                Landover Senior Outreach
                Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 8236

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Sam Spade View Post
                Two years ago my wife of 7 years ran away with a lesbian, she took my two children and moved to San francisco.
                I'm so sorry, my friend. Indeed, Satan has a big bag of tricks to lure one into sin, and creating lust for the genitals of the same sex is always the first one he uses.

                This will change one day when we become more proactive in enforcing God's laws against fudge-punching and lesbainianism. Once a True Christian™ man is in the whitehouse, we'll stop wasting money on liberal foolishness and focus on the first and foremost responsibility of government; making sure that all 300 million Americans never make Jesus weep when they are in the privacy of their bedroom behind closed doors.

                One day..

                In Christ
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                • Sam Spade
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                  • Jun 2013
                  • 32

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                  I'm so sorry, my friend. Indeed, Satan has a big bag of tricks to lure one into sin, and creating lust for the genitals of the same sex is always the first one he uses.

                  This will change one day when we become more proactive in enforcing God's laws against fudge-punching and lesbainianism. Once a True Christian™ man is in the whitehouse, we'll stop wasting money on liberal foolishness and focus on the first and foremost responsibility of government; making sure that all 300 million Americans never make Jesus weep when they are in the privacy of their bedroom behind closed doors.

                  One day..

                  In Christ
                  What hurt the most is that my whore lesbian exwife picked a darkie to bed down with. Now my poor kids have to live with one of them people.
                  Matt 5:10 Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29457

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Welcome friend. As I am sure you can recall from reading your Bible, all people are born filled to the brim with sin. This is why all children are pretty much worthless and grubby. Accordingly, other than telling them about what God cares about and pointing out their numerous flaws, I do not interact with them. I wait until they atone for their sins and make amends to Jesus. This is typically about the time they develop an strong back and can carry a shovel.
                    No doubt your wife was a whore. She certainly is one now.
                    1 Corinthians 7:10-11
                    10 And unto the married I command, yet not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from her husband:
                    11 But and if she depart, let her remain unmarried or be reconciled to her husband: and let not the husband put away his wife.
                    I have been married three times. My first two wives both died accidentlally while walking late at night unescorted. Both managed to clumsily fall down a capped off well.

                    Matthew 5:32
                    But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.
                    You are fortunate she is a whore with the nigras, it gives you reasonable cause for seperation.

                    I would forget the children born from the loins of the whore, they are tained and will never be truly accepted by Jesus.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Sam Spade, it occurs to me that I, being in the San Francisco area, might be able to help you. Perhaps I could do a little surveillance work? I'm sure videos and photographs of your wife engaging in sexual misbehavior with that negress of hers would be very useful to your lawyer in family court.
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                      • Sam Spade
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                        • Jun 2013
                        • 32

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Welcome friend. As I am sure you can recall from reading your Bible, all people are born filled to the brim with sin. This is why all children are pretty much worthless and grubby. Accordingly, other than telling them about what God cares about and pointing out their numerous flaws, I do not interact with them. I wait until they atone for their sins and make amends to Jesus. This is typically about the time they develop an strong back and can carry a shovel.
                        No doubt your wife was a whore. She certainly is one now.
                        1 Corinthians 7:10-11
                        10 And unto the married I command, yet not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from her husband:
                        11 But and if she depart, let her remain unmarried or be reconciled to her husband: and let not the husband put away his wife.
                        I have been married three times. My first two wives both died accidentlally while walking late at night unescorted. Both managed to clumsily fall down a capped off well.

                        Matthew 5:32
                        But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.
                        You are fortunate she is a whore with the nigras, it gives you reasonable cause for seperation.

                        I would forget the children born from the loins of the whore, they are tained and will never be truly accepted by Jesus.
                        My children are to young to sin. My son is 6 and his sister is 4. They are good kids
                        Matt 5:10 Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

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                        • Sam Spade
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                          • Jun 2013
                          • 32

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          Sam Spade, it occurs to me that I, being in the San Francisco area, might be able to help you. Perhaps I could do a little surveillance work? I'm sure videos and photographs of your wife engaging in sexual misbehavior with that negress of hers would be very useful to your lawyer in family court.
                          Do you know where the Lupin Lodge is? That is where she lives or its close by. Must be some kind of Indian place.
                          Matt 5:10 Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29457

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Sam Spade View Post
                            My children are to young to sin. My son is 6 and his sister is 4. They are good kids
                            Not possible friend.
                            1 John 1:10
                            If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.

                            All children are born full of sin and are decidely evil. They need to be watched like a hawk until old enough to comprehend God's Wisdom. Until then their souls are tainted and not to be trusted.
                            Psalm 58:3
                            The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

                            Ezekiel 28:15
                            Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee.

                            Romans 3:23
                            For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Sam Spade View Post
                              Do you know where the Lupin Lodge is? That is where she lives or its close by. Must be some kind of Indian place.
                              Oh my goodness, she's at that den of nudist iniquity!?!!?

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                              Women seeking a sane alternative to popular culture's distorted "beauty myths" are particularly invited to a transforming experience of nude self-acceptance in harassment-free surroundings.


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                              The situation is far worse than I'd feared!

                              Looks like I'll need to invest in good 60X zoom lens...
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