[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The lights are on but there's no one home

Bread is just one more gift from Our Lord Noodle, the Celestial Baker.

Okay, a "spaghetti monster" is also a baker?

You heathens crack me up.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The lights are on but there's no one home

Okay, a "spaghetti monster" is also a baker?

No, The Flying Spaghetti Monster is THE Celestial Baker

[Eustace Jones]

Re: The lights are on but there's no one home

Greetings fellow sinners! I am Father Dougal McGuire. I hail from Craggy Island which is off Ireland's west coast.

I am 26 years old and the person with spiritual authority over me is Father Ted Crilly. I attend the Craggy Island parish.

My favorite bible verse is Romans 3:23
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Forgive me for it must be my old age. But if that's your favorite bible verse then as an "irish catlick" moron that must make you a hypocrit. You sound like a suspected drunky too what with being Irish and all. My question for you I suppose is do you like to drink whiskey and start chasing imaginary leprechauns?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: The lights are on but there's no one home

My question for you I suppose is do you like to drink whiskey and start chasing imaginary leprechauns?

Chasing imaginary leprechauns is an improvement over chasing real altar boys.