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  • BonesTheSkeleton
    Unsaved trash, drunken scot
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2013
    • 2
    #1

    Rattle and Shake for Jesus

    Hello everyone, my name is Bones.
    For the past 13 years I have been a born again christian and spent my "life" traveling the world, spreading the word of Jesus. I have learned that you can take what you will, or you can take a thrill, but always remember who died for your sins.
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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063
      #2
      Re: Rattle and Shake for Jesus

      Originally posted by BonesTheSkeleton View Post
      Hello everyone, my name is Bones.
      For the past 13 years I have been a born again christian and spent my "life" traveling the world, spreading the word of Jesus. I have learned that you can take what you will, or you can take a thrill, but always remember who died for your sins.
      What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did Jesus first touch you? I thought all of you micks were Ctholic?

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • BonesTheSkeleton
          Unsaved trash, drunken scot
          Under Investigation
          • Jun 2013
          • 2
          #3
          Re: Rattle and Shake for Jesus

          Matthew 7:7,8 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh
          findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.


          The Church I go to is named after the man who funded it Mr. C.W. Chandler.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555
              #4
              Re: Rattle and Shake for Jesus

              Originally posted by BonesTheSkeleton View Post
              Matthew 7:7,8 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh
              findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.


              The Church I go to is named after the man who funded it Mr. C.W. Chandler.
              Church Chandler?

              Please give us the full name and post a link to your alleged "church."
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050
                  #5
                  Re: Rattle and Shake for Jesus

                  "Rattle and shake," huh?

                  You're a damned Pentacostal, aren't you?

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