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  • gracehart002
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2013
    • 6

    #1

    Newbie Here

    hello to all

    I am Grace. 23 years old. I grew up in a christian Family. My grandparents are pastors and they own a church. My mom and Dad is a devoted Christian. As i am growing i was exposed to a different activities in church, i sing and dance for the LORD. All my childhood was devoted for christ. I got first baptized with the age of 13. When i turned 21 everything had change. My desire to honor God with everything i do turned into some curiosity. A curiosity to get out to the world and try to do things which i knew isn't the will of GOD. I got into trouble, i get drunk, i had sex with different guys.

    To make the story short.. God poked me. Time came where i got tired of living a life without God. Seems empty, no happiness and it seems that i was always got into trouble. I just cried and cried until i felt the presence of God wrapping around me. I don't know but my tears wont stop falling and i cant stop praising God. Hapiness rule over. I just caught myself in the church listening to my pastor's sermon. lol

    anyways, thank you for accepting me here.
  • Irinka the repentant jewess
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2012
    • 359

    #2
    Re: Newbie Here

    Originally posted by gracehart002 View Post
    hello to all

    I am Grace. 23 years old. I grew up in a christian Family. My grandparents are pastors and they own a church. My mom and Dad is a devoted Christian. As i am growing i was exposed to a different activities in church, i sing and dance for the LORD. All my childhood was devoted for christ. I got first baptized with the age of 13. When i turned 21 everything had change. My desire to honor God with everything i do turned into some curiosity. A curiosity to get out to the world and try to do things which i knew isn't the will of GOD. I got into trouble, i get drunk, i had sex with different guys.

    To make the story short.. God poked me. Time came where i got tired of living a life without God. Seems empty, no happiness and it seems that i was always got into trouble. I just cried and cried until i felt the presence of God wrapping around me. I don't know but my tears wont stop falling and i cant stop praising God. Hapiness rule over. I just caught myself in the church listening to my pastor's sermon. lol

    anyways, thank you for accepting me here.
    Hi, Grace! What is your favorite Bible verse? Also, where are you from, what language do you speak at home? English does not appear to be your first...
    Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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    • Des
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2013
      • 2718

      #3
      Re: Newbie Here

      That bouncy, dangley thing the curious cat is drawn to is Satan's scrotum, and you know what they say about curiosity and cats. Have you heard the one about the curious cat named Eve?

      Genesis 3:6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Newbie Here

        Hello Grace, and welcome to our friendly forums!

        It's so nice to meet another gal who loves Jesus to the point of involuntarily unleashing untold volumes of tears! Why, sometimes, I simply have to stop everything I'm doing and let the Holy Spirit wash over me before I can do anything with my human mind again. Does that ever happen to you?

        Ah, it's so good to be bathed in the Spirit, isn't it?



        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: Newbie Here

          Originally posted by gracehart002 View Post
          hello to all

          I am Grace. 23 years old. I grew up in a christian Family. My grandparents are pastors and they own a church. My mom and Dad is a devoted Christian. As i am growing i was exposed to a different activities in church, i sing and dance for the LORD. All my childhood was devoted for christ. I got first baptized with the age of 13. When i turned 21 everything had change. My desire to honor God with everything i do turned into some curiosity. A curiosity to get out to the world and try to do things which i knew isn't the will of GOD. I got into trouble, i get drunk, i had sex with different guys.

          To make the story short.. God poked me. Time came where i got tired of living a life without God. Seems empty, no happiness and it seems that i was always got into trouble. I just cried and cried until i felt the presence of God wrapping around me. I don't know but my tears wont stop falling and i cant stop praising God. Hapiness rule over. I just caught myself in the church listening to my pastor's sermon. lol

          anyways, thank you for accepting me here.
          Welcome, friend.

          I must confess I'm having some trouble understanding you. Are you not a native English speaker? Tell us what crazy country you hail from and what church you attend!
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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Newbie Here

            Welcome Grace, tell us all about your husband and your sons.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #7
              Re: Newbie Here

              Originally posted by gracehart002 View Post
              i had sex with different guys.

              To make the story short.. God poked me.
              God nailed you too? Consider yourself blessed Grace. There is only one recorded case in history when that happened before; and it produced our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

              Have you been vomiting in the morning?

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: Newbie Here

                I am often nauseous in the morning. It happens right after I wake up and remember who our president is.
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                • Alexandria Puckett
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 256

                  #9
                  Re: Newbie Here

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  God nailed you too? Consider yourself blessed Grace. There is only one recorded case in history when that happened before; and it produced our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

                  Have you been vomiting in the morning?
                  Mister Deaner, I believe she means God HIMSELF sent her a HOLY SIGN of her sins in a physical way, and she's being modest, as not everyone has the honored privilage of being touched BY OUR LORD! PRAISE!!!
                  I am absolutely fascinated and would love to hear ALL ABOUT IT!! Also what a lovely name, Grace. If I was swollen with a girl instead of two boys, I'd consider the name.
                  But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: Newbie Here

                    Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                    If I was swollen with a girl instead of two boys, I'd consider the name.
                    Pregnant with twin boys, you say? Oh my goodness, you must be very excited! It's enough of an honor for a woman to be carrying one future soldier for Christ, but two? Why, I'll bet you're just bursting at the seams with joy!

                    Tell me, do you have a Web cam?
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                    • Deaner
                      Christ's Love Messenger
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5932

                      #11
                      Re: Newbie Here

                      Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                      Mister Deaner, I believe she means God HIMSELF sent her a HOLY SIGN of her sins in a physical way...
                      Sister, that is exactly what I was implying.

                      YIC

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                      • Alexandria Puckett
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 256

                        #12
                        Re: Newbie Here

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        Pregnant with twin boys, you say? Oh my goodness, you must be very excited! It's enough of an honor for a woman to be carrying one future soldier for Christ, but two? Why, I'll bet you're just bursting at the seams with joy!

                        Tell me, do you have a Web cam?
                        I did just purchase one, Brother Faith! But my husband is using it at work at the moment, so I don't have the ability to either use it, or ask for permission to use it. And I am bursting with joy! I give birth in a little over a month, and I am so excited! I pray and give thanks every few hours and shout praise TO GOD HIMSELF for his beautiful BLESSING! He made me wait a whole seven years for a pregnancy, and then rewarded my patience with twin boys! BLESS HIS HOLY NAME!!!
                        I wonder if Grace has had the same blessings as me, and I'm eager to hear about it!
                        And thanks so much Mr. Faith for your compliments
                        But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                        • Alexandria Puckett
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                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 256

                          #13
                          Re: Newbie Here

                          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                          Sister, that is exactly what I was implying.

                          YIC
                          Well, I'm a little sloooooow. Sorry!
                          But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #14
                            Re: Newbie Here

                            Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                            I did just purchase one, Brother Faith! But my husband is using it at work at the moment, so I don't have the ability to either use it, or ask for permission to use it. And I am bursting with joy! I give birth in a little over a month, and I am so excited! I pray and give thanks every few hours and shout praise TO GOD HIMSELF for his beautiful BLESSING! He made me wait a whole seven years for a pregnancy, and then rewarded my patience with twin boys! BLESS HIS HOLY NAME!!!
                            I wonder if Grace has had the same blessings as me, and I'm eager to hear about it!
                            And thanks so much Mr. Faith for your compliments
                            Congratulations! That is so, so, so very special!

                            Say, I happen to have recently launched my own maternity photography business. If you haven't already been documenting this blessing, I would be happy to help! I'll bet your husband would just love some pictures of you in the full bloom of impending motherhood.

                            I even offer tasteful boudoir photography. I'll bet your husband would like that!

                            Naturally, I would be happy to extend to a fellow Christian a 15% discount on my services!
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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #15
                              Re: Newbie Here

                              Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                              Well, I'm a little sloooooow. Sorry!
                              No Sister. You are not slow. You are a bride in waiting for Christ. God bless you.

                              The thing is you are a woman. You are to remain silent and subservient. Please just raise the children, cook those delicious muffins you make and rub your husband's feet when he comes home. This pleases Christ. I love you, Christ loves you and God loves you.

                              As you know Christ is God, who is man, who is Christ, who is God and therefore man once again which makes him God and therefore Christ.

                              Your apologies for being a woman have been accepted.

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