Gook says 'Me say Hi'i!

[Airikki]

Hei (Hello)! my name is Airikki and I am from Korea but I was raised in Finland, , my parents and family are not Christian! I saw Christianity when I watched the television show about it. I think it's a good religion. I was recommended here by my American friend. He says you will give me the right path! I want to get close to "God"!! please teach me! (bow haha!)

[Des]

Re: Hei!

Ask your grandmother if my dry cleaning is ready yet, and let her know that if she ruined that Armani trying to get the stains off the lapel I'll have her and her 27 children and 94 grandchildren deported faster than she can say "so solly!"

[Airikki]

Re: Hei!

I'm sorry, I don't understand. I just want to be Christian. is this a website for becoming a Christians?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hei!

is this a website for becoming a Christians?

No.

Why don't you tell us what church you rejected, and why you hate Jesus so.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hei!

I'm sorry, I don't understand. I just want to be Christian. is this a website for becoming a Christians?

Friend, being Christian is not like joing the finish miitary. Being Christian requires complete unquestioning commitment. What makes you think God will ever forgive you for your numerous sins?

[Airikki]

Re: Hei!

I don't know, but I will pray and give up my sins. I want to be Christian more than anything ever in my life!! I will have unquestioning commitment. I will follow all Landover teaching. I am saddened every day by my sins, I want to live differently. Please, how should I begin to be saved?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hei!

Simple friend, God makes it so even a complete 'show me' moron from Missouri could do it. Read the KJV Bible and live by it. Get back to us when you have read the Good Book.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Gook says 'Me say Hi'i!

Hei (Hello)! my name is Airikki and I am from Korea but I was raised in Finland, , my parents and family are not Christian! I saw Christianity when I watched the television show about it. I think it's a good religion. I was recommended here by my American friend. He says you will give me the right path! I want to get close to "God"!! please teach me! (bow haha!)

Welcome Airikki! I'm surprised the atheists who run Finland even allow TV shows about Christianity in Finland, but I'm glad to hear that you've taken your first step down the path to righteousness. Stick with us here at Landover Baptist Church and you'll see what True Christianity(TM) is all about!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Gook says 'Me say Hi'i!

Hei (Hello)! my name is Airikki and I am from Korea but I was raised in Finland, , my parents and family are not Christian!

Welcome, Airikki. It seems Godlessness is all around you. Your culture is a loud, rude, and babbling one, just like your language. You've certainly got your work of coming to Christ cut out for you, but with God all things are possible (Matthew 19:26).

I saw Christianity when I watched the television show about it. I think it's a good religion.

Christianity? On TV?

Friend, only a microscopic fraction of professing believers on all of earth are True Christians. Most are false Christians or outright infidels of varying sorts. Those who run the media affiliates wouldn't allow True Christianity™ to be portrayed. So what you say here is doubtful at best.

And why do you say Christianity is "a good religion"? This implies it is just one way among many that men can follow to receive everlasting life, a thing Jesus denies...

"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." (John 14:6)

"Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved." (Acts 4:12)

Jesus is the ONLY way. This is why most men, women, and children will be frying in Hell for eternity while the Godly dance in Heaven's ballroom.

I was recommended here by my American friend. He says you will give me the right path!

God gives the right path: "In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths." (Proverbs 3:6)

"Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore." (Psalm 16:11)

I want to get close to "God"!! please teach me! (bow haha!)

No, no, my friend. I know chinks of all varieties are prone to worshipping anything or anyone, but try to resist your nature. Do not ever worship anyone other than God (see Matthew 4:10)

"24 And the morrow after they entered into Caesarea. And Cornelius waited for them, and he had called together his kinsmen and near friends.
25 And as Peter was coming in, Cornelius met him, and fell down at his feet, and worshipped him.
26 But Peter took him up, saying, Stand up; I myself also am a man." (Acts 10:24-26)

As has been explained to you, you need to read the KJV and know it back and front and abide by all the guidelines it teaches. Then only can you experience what it means to be called a True Believer™.

Regards,

Pastor Ed

[Mr. Sam Woo]

Re: Gook says 'Me say Hi'i!

Hey buddy, I got bad new for you! We already got our token Chinaman here.

That's me!

You wanna be token Chinaman, you take a number and get in line, buddy! Wait your turn!

Don't worry, Pastor Zeke say my racial handicap will be fully cured by Lord Jesus soon!

Once Jesus done healing me, then you can be Hop Sing Number One, OK?

Don't worry, just follow instruction and try to LEARN.

And always read your Bible!

You do good if you pay attention and work hard!

[Des]

Re: Gook says 'Me say Hi'i!

Apart from getting and reading a King James Bible, which should be a no-brainer, I have found that all True Christians have a firm grasp of the English language. That gibberish may fly at the DMV, but there isn't any gobbledygook spoken in Heaven.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Gook says 'Me say Hi'i!

I'm sure the gooks will have no trouble reading the Book of Numbers.