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  • Viskor
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2013
    • 2

    #1

    Hello

    I am under the Nickname of Viskor, i am one looking for the truth of morals, and i will ask a couple of questions i am curiouse on.

    ok, first one
    Why are homosexuals considered Evil?
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Well hello, and welcome to our friendly forums!

    What church do you call home, dear? Which is your very favorite Bible verse? And most interestingly, how did you come to find Jesus?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Viskor
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2013
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Hello

      i do not reside in a church, i like the Noa's Ark story, and thats why im here.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Noah's Ark is a wonderful story of obedience, mercy, and redemption! What do you like about it?

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Hey Fisker, I'm pleased to meet you. What church do you attend and how many little Christian babies have you birthed for your husband?
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          • Mary Thompson
            True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2013
            • 653

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Hi Viskor!
            Welcome to our friendly forums!
            What dirty sin led you into Jesus's loving arms?
            Thinking of Abortion?
            That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
            Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Viskor View Post
              i am one looking for the truth of morals
              Why are homosexuals considered Evil?
              This one's pretty obvious. I hope you're not going to try to lecture us about the morality of homosexuality.

              If you really want to learn the truth about morality you must read and get to know your KJV Bible. It tells everything you need to know so you really don't have to look anymore.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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