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  • Andrew Barris
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2013
    • 2

    #1

    Hello, my fellow believers.

    I am here to praise Jesus, and make certain that all people on this Earth know His Holy Name. He is our savior, and all must know of Him! I know this place to be one of holy sanctity and one of study of His Word, and so, to gain greater knowledge of Him, I come that you all may teach me.
  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2
    Re: Hello, my fellow believers.

    Originally posted by Andrew Barris View Post
    I am here to praise Jesus, and make certain that all people on this Earth know His Holy Name. He is our savior, and all must know of Him! I know this place to be one of holy sanctity and one of study of His Word, and so, to gain greater knowledge of Him, I come that you all may teach me.
    If you 'know' all of that, why haven't you followed the simple instructions for new posters?

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Russell Holbeck
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2012
      • 735

      #3
      Re: Hello, my fellow believers.

      Hello Andrew Barris.

      Did you read the instructions right above your head they say:

      The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

      I do not think you did any of that. The True Christians(tm) here insist on this.

      Thank you.

      Rusty
      Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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      • FreeFromBrains
        Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
        • May 2012
        • 389

        #4
        Re: Hello, my fellow believers.

        Yet another dumbed arsed Christian who can't read. Why does that not surprise me?

        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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        • WWJDnow
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 6314

          #5
          Re: Hello, my fellow believers.

          Originally posted by Andrew Barris View Post
          I am here to praise Jesus, and make certain that all people on this Earth know His Holy Name. He is our savior, and all must know of Him! I know this place to be one of holy sanctity and one of study of His Word, and so, to gain greater knowledge of Him, I come that you all may teach me.
          Hello, Andrew, and welcome! There aren't many places where you can learn the Word of the Lord as well as you can here at Landover!
          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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