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  • #16
    Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    It's insecure. As are all that hate God.
    So far from the case it is laughable.

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    • #17
      Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

      One of my concerns is that the streets will have more sexual effluent on them. It used to be confined to alley ways behind seedy bars and bath houses. You would be taking an innocent shortcut going from one Church to another for early bird services and your shoes would stick to the ground. Now it is going to be everywhere. Sidewalks where grandmothers shuffle with their walkers. Children will not be able to slide down slides. Bibles stuck on shelves. Kkkkkkkeyboards will become jammmmmmed up.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #18
        Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

        I hope you all will heed the call and get down on your knees to protest against gay marriage this Sunday!
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        • #19
          Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

          I think you all need to stop whinging that you ability to control what other people do with their lives has been reduced, just accept the courts decision, and go out and marry a nice Gay.
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          • #20
            Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            I think you all need to stop whinging that you ability to control what other people do with their lives has been reduced, just accept the courts decision, and go out and marry a nice Gay.
            You filthy degenerate!! HOW DARE YOU come onto God's favorite forum and try and turn us queer!? Don't you know that homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death?"

            Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
            You're going to cook down in hell forever and ever right alongside the queers! Is that what you want?? Are you that deeply in satan's grip?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #21
              Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              You filthy degenerate!! HOW DARE YOU come onto God's favorite forum and try and turn us queer!?
              One can not change something or someone into something it/they is/are already.
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              • #22
                Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                I think you all need to stop whinging that you ability to control what other people do with their lives has been reduced, just accept the courts decision, and go out and marry a nice Gay.
                How dare you try to queerify me! Pastor Ezekiel is right, have fun getting raped by Satan and the queers.

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                • #23
                  Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  One can not change something or someone into something it/they is/are already.
                  Thru Jesus, all things are possible.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #24
                    Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Thru Jesus, all things are possible.

                    AMEN!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Thru Jesus, all things are possible.
                      So though Jesus you are made Gay.

                      That is interesting to know.
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                      • #26
                        Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        So though Jesus you are made Gay.

                        That is interesting to know.
                        As usual, you make no sense, Mr. Lasagna... But then, again, those who lack any proof or evidence to back up their assertions, usually resort to insults...
                        Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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                        • #27
                          Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

                          Originally posted by Irinka the repellent jewess View Post
                          As usual, you make no sense, Mr. Lasagna... But then, again, those who lack any proof or evidence to back up their assertions, usually resort to insults...
                          Who is resorting to insults?

                          I said
                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          One can not change something or someone into something it/they is/are already.
                          To which he replied
                          Originally posted by Zekie Boy View Post
                          Thru Jesus, all things are possible.
                          Following that logic through..
                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          So though Jesus you are made Gay.

                          That is interesting to know.
                          Zekie Boy's statement sheds a lot of light on the actions of people like George Rekers, John Paulk, Paul Barnes, Ted Haggard, Roberts Liardon, and Paul Crouch.
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                          • #28
                            Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            So though Jesus you are made Gay.

                            That is interesting to know.
                            Seems like you're using "gay" as an insult, or a pejorative. This is encouraging. There may yet be hope for you.
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                            • #29
                              Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              There may yet be hope for you.
                              Don't be so quick to see the good in people, Brother Faith. He uses the word out of bigoted hate

                              Christians use words like fag, queer, homo, nancy, sissy-boy, panty-waste, arse bandit, poo-stabber, turd-burglar, bumhole engineer, coffe creme boy, brown hat boy, bender, poof, analist, gaywise, up hill gardener, left handed snips-whisper, rum sonny, fudge packer, downstairs condo, democrat, cheese paste wastrel, man-monger, or batty-boy out of a deep concern for their soul.

                              God Bless
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Anybody else disgusted with Court?

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                Seems like you're using "gay" as an insult, or a pejorative. This is encouraging. There may yet be hope for you.
                                Seems you are mistaken in so many ways.
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