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Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ. My name Is George. I have been a Christian for close to 10 years now and live near Iowa City where I attend Faith Baptist Church. I work as a diesel engine mechanic. The Lord has not seen fit to bless me with a good Christian wife yet. My favorite Bible passage is Genesis 9:6.
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Whoso shedeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed; for in the image of God made He man. Genesis 9:6 -
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Welcome George. I knew a fellow in Odessa, Texas named Kriid, he was a complete jerk and quite the queer (like most Texans). Which was odd in that most queers are the nicest of people, fantastic hosts, incredible cooks,marvelous singers, to die for decorators and they dance on gossamer wings.
Why do you think God has not provided you a wife? Do you think it is because of the all the masturbation?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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Thankfully, I have never been to Texas. While it may have been a great state once, too many liberals and wetbacks have since moved in and turned the place into a haven for sin and vice.
I think God has not saw fit to provide me a wife as punishment for my time spent living in sin. And I have cured myself of my masturbatory urges several years ago. Pepper spray on the hands does wonders for that.Whoso shedeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed; for in the image of God made He man. Genesis 9:6Comment
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If you are having trouble finding decent female company and you play your cards right one of the Pastors may arrange to review your particulars, in this area and give you some advice.Originally posted by Kriid Do Vokul View Post
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Welcome George, that was a right proper introduction. We don't have many diesel mechanics our here. Lots of diesel dykes, but not too many diesel mechanics.WARNING:
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Is this another viking?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Vikings are Noble people, considered by many to be Nordic Pirates and thus part of His Chosen People.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostIs this another viking?Posted via Pasta
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Welcome, Kriid.Originally posted by Kriid Do Vokul View Post
The thoroughness and thoughtfulness of your post moves me--almost as much as your username disturbs me.
I am tickled that you have tried the pepper-stray-on-hands trick. It is amazing how well that works, isn't it? So many struggling young men leave my office with a can of the stuff and are taken aback at its level of effectiveness.
Regards,
Pastor Ed
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