Hello to all

[Godshallsmitethee]

Hello everyone, My name is Maxwell Ringgold. I recently joined your forum because I felt it was a place I could finally fit in with all these bible burning morons I live around.

I hope we can all be friends and that I can finally have good intellectual conversations with people who weren't created in the same gene pool as the backwash I live near.

-Max

Proverbs 3: 5-6, Trust in the Lord with all Thine heart and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thine ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy paths.

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome, friend. How did you meet Jesus, and what has He done for you lately that makes you want to share Him with everybody you meet?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Hi Mr Ringgold, thank you for making your first post in the intro forum there have been some moronic types recently who couldn't understand what "Introducrory Post" meant (or anything else either, as soon became apparant).

At first, seeing your signature, I thought you might have been called Maximilian but then saw you're a Maxwell in the post.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello to all

Hello everyone, My name is Maxwell Ringgold. I recently joined your forum because I felt it was a place I could finally fit in with all these bible burning mormons I live around.

I hope we can all be friends and that I can finally have good intellectual conversations with people who weren't created in the same gene pool as the backwash I live near.

-Max

Proverbs 3: 5-6, Trust in the Lord with all Thine heart and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thine ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy paths.

Hi, Max

I definitely know what it is like to live amongst idiots, or in my case, Catholic idiots who see Virgin Mary apparitions on pancakes and in frying pans.

San Antonio is a cesspool of superstitious, greasy, filthy Mexican dirt-bags who hopped the fence for no other reason than to fry burritos, suck up our benefits, make more babies, and spread tuberculosis. I can't tell you how many I've fired shots at on my land.

Welcome, and I'm looking forward to seeing your contributions.

Regards,

Pastor Ed

[MitzaLizalor]

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pancakes and in frying pans

Do they really do that? I've never actually met a catholic. Don't they know they're just projecting some aspect of themselves which, because the church hierarchy manipulates them into not using it, doesn't work properly but since we can't switch parts of ourselves "off" does continue to operate—in a dysfunctional way—conjuring the illusion of "spiritual beings" where there are none, for example in pancakes?

Maybe I worked with one or two, basically the same as mohammedans I thought but never talk to them as such.

I know a few who think the pope is a criminal in the world's overarching criminal operation, the mother of all crime, but they wouldn't be catholics any more would they. Is it safe to talk to them Pastor Lowman?

..concerned (but not too much)

[WWJDnow]

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Hello everyone, My name is Maxwell Ringgold.

Hi, Maxwell! Welcome to Landover Baptist Church!

I recently joined your forum because I felt it was a place I could finally fit in with all these bible burning mormons I live around.

Mormons burn Bibles? I didn't know that. Makes sense, though--they claim to be Christians, but they seem to ignore the teachings of Jesus in their fervor to worship the demon Joseph Smith.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Mormons burn Bibles? I didn't know that. Makes sense, though--they claim to be Christians, but they seem to ignore the teachings of Jesus in their fervor to worship the demon Joseph Smith.

and all the idols, I was aghast

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