Christian in a nutshell.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Christian in a nutshell.

Trust me, they are beyond serious.

What is more serious than an eternity in Hell? It is the True Christian(tm) mission to show that the Righteousness of Christ will send everyone who does not accept Jesus as their Saviour(r).

This is the mission we are charged with. Ever soul who is encouragised to read the Bible, learn it and live it is one more soul on the road to Salvation(c).

If one person today sits down to read the Bible and actually understands what it says without any ideological axe to grind I will be content.

YIC

[AtheistDemonBuffoon]

Re: Christian in a nutshell.

Not sure if this is a huge troll forum,or if everyone here is serious.

Trust me, they are beyond serious.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Christian in a nutshell.

You want quotes from my bible? So be it.

...filth removed

Pathetic.

Quoting from any holy book other than the KJV Bible will result in banishment from this board!

[stupidpolack]

Re: Christian in a nutshell.

You want quotes from my bible? So be it.

“People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.”

“Everybody is special. Everybody. Everybody is a hero, a lover, a fool, a villain. Everybody. Everybody has their story to tell.”

“Artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.”

“Knowledge, like air, is vital to life. Like air, no one should be denied it.”

“Happiness is the most insidious prison of all.”

“Since mankind's dawn, a handful of oppressors have accepted the responsibility over our lives that we should have accepted for ourselves. By doing so, they took our power. By doing nothing, we gave it away. We've seen where their way leads, through camps and wars, towards the slaughterhouse."

"Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. ”

“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me nothing more,than a mere human."

“The ending is nearer than you think, and it is already written. All that we have left to choose is the correct moment to begin."

“Equality and freedom are not luxuries to lightly cast aside. Without them, order cannot long endure before approaching depths beyond imagining.”

“Authority allows two roles: the torturer and the tortured. Twists people into joyless mannequins that fear and hate, while culture plunges into the abyss.”

“Who imprisoned me here? Who keeps me here? Who can release me? Who's controlling and constraining my life except...me? No,it is only me."

“Noise is relative to the silence preceeding it. The more absolute the hush, the more shocking the thunderclap. Our masters have not heard the peoples voice for generations, and it is much, much louder than they care to remember."

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Christian in a nutshell.

Do I sense ridicule? I've never seen anything like it!

Let's get serious then; Do you think Darwin can save your soul on judgment day? How about your gay boyfriend? Can he save your soul? Neither can save you.

It is unfortunate that you find Jesus Christ's religion too high a bar for you to measure against, but don't ask us to backslide to accomodate your moral-lacking foundation of idiocy.

You've truly convinced me as well,that this entire board is full of religious fanatics that constantly flame and blindly accuse you for something you aren't.

If by "religious fanatics" you mean those who hear and obey all the Words of God, then so be it...

Luke 11:28: "blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it."

Debate master? Of course,I have spent my entire life debating and trying to learn English and fluently as I possibly can so I could have this astonishing debate with you Pastor Ed,truly.

"learn English"...is THAT what you call what you do every morning, noon, and night? Ok, whatever.

I know you missed the reference, but you are no debate master, trust me. In fact, you've just whined and thrown out inflammatory, blasphemous rhetoric since you arrived. You haven't made a single argument.

"A true God is someone that every human being can accept and worship,and that person is the human race itself."

Is that a quote from your bible, the Satanic bible?

Pastor Ed

[James Hutchins]

Re: Christian in a nutshell.

Friend, ever read the Bible? You might want to do so, you'll look less foolish armed with knowledge.
We are commissioned to judge others

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.
(Notice in particular 6:5 where Paul urges us to Judge fellow "brethren" rather than leaving it up to civil authorities.)

2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.


I'm right, you're wrong

Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

John 11:7 What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded
John 11:8 (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear unto this day.

John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.


I'll pray for your worthless soul, friend

[stupidpolack]

Re: Christian in a nutshell.

Such amazing knowledge! I've never seen anything like it!

You've already convinced me. Before long, this entire board will come around to believing in the words of a blind and grumpy naysayer who can't so much as indent correctly. How I grovel at your feet in admiration!

Look out for this one, folks! He's an atheist master-debater!

Do I sense ridicule? I've never seen anything like it!

You've truly convinced me as well,that this entire board is full of religious fanatics that constantly flame and blindly accuse you for something you aren't.
I also just can't seem to recover from the shock of creativity you guys have,it's truly outstanding! +1 for that.
Debate master? Of course,I have spent my entire life debating and trying to learn English and fluently as I possibly can so I could have this astonishing debate with you Pastor Ed,truly.
"A true God is someone that every human being can accept and worship,and that person is the human race itself."

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Christian in a nutshell.

Hello there.
I am here to prove you wrong,yes,that is right,wrong.
For far too long did I have to put up with you idiots knocking on my door everyday trying to turn me over to "God's side".
And I am plain tired of it. I do not curse Christians because of their beliefs. Cursing is nothing more than a childish manner and I will be polite. Let me start off by saying Jesus,nor God nor do any other "angel's" exist. As far as I know,God is supposed to be our savior,our father and the one that protects us from harm and the one that is supposed to show us the way to a happy life.
Is that truly it though? Whenever someone says a happy life,I imagine them smiling everyday,enjoying life and just being happy. Not those Christians that come onto these forums and mock every other race and homosexuality with flame words.
Yes,I am an Atheist and I am proud to be one,why,because I do not have to hide behind an imaginary God.
The human race is and always will be a foolish race that tries to find a person they can believe in,someone they can trust their life with and have excuse for their huge ego.
What right does God have to judge me?
What right do YOU have to talk in God's words?
What right does ANYONE have to decide what is RIGHT and what is WRONG?
NOBODY.
Yet we live in a system that is NOT fair and one that is slowly but surely taking over the world with Illuminati written all over it.
But what has God done to do about that? Just write some damn book and then let himself die on some plank of wood? Oh please.
A true God,a TRUE God that deserves those prayers and attention is someone that can ACTUALLY CHANGE the world and make it a better place!
Not be silent for so long and not do a thing to change the filth that is in this world!
Do you know ancient Egypt? The Pharaoh used his minions to brainwash people into giving them all of their stuff,their gold,clothes,food and made them work till they have died. They spread lies,that if they do this,they will be accepted by the God's and live a blessed after-life.
And oh look,it's 2013 and people are still as dumb as they were back then. Instead of the Pharaoh,it's the Pope and his minions. Seriously,people never learn.
What if I was black,a homosexual or believed in another religion? Would you go and link me to one of your Bible gibberish?
Learn to ACCEPT others! For that is all you can do.
Let me ask you something,I have read many threads on these forums saying that they will do anything that is in the bible.
What if the bible told you to cut off your own vital organs and eat them? Would you do it? No? THEN YOU WOULD BE DENYING GOD.
See how crazy your logic is? Seriously,all Christians are just fanatics trying to hide behind some God and deny everyone else.
I am Atheist and I do not believe in God,nor am I under the control of Satan himself. I am nothing more than a simple citizen trying to have a simple life without all of that religious crap.
And if you could stop knocking on my door every Monday trying to make me believe in a fake figure,that would be great.
Have a nice day everyone.

Such amazing knowledge! I've never seen anything like it!

You've already convinced me. Before long, this entire board will come around to believing in the words of a blind and grumpy naysayer who can't so much as indent correctly. How I grovel at your feet in admiration!

Look out for this one, folks! He's an atheist master-debater!

[stupidpolack]

Re: Christian in a nutshell.

Not sure if this is a huge troll forum,or if everyone here is serious.
Because truly,I can't tell. "We're right,you're wrong" and the fact you keep sending this cheesy lines,I'm starting to think you are trolls probably laughing at everyone that falls into your trap.
If not,I highly suggest you find a psychiatrist,because you really need one.
Are you even reading what you are typing? This is nothing more than a joke.
I can go and quote lines from VFV and make you look like complete idiots as well,if you want me to,go ahead and I will,I'm sure we will have a GREAT conversation when you start copy pasting your gibberish from the bible and I'll be over here in reality typing stuff that actually makes sense.

Give me proof God exists. And NO,I don't want some bible a couple of scumbags came up with as a fiction story when they were bored,and people were that dumb enough back then to actually think it was reality.
You guys here also remind me of one of those characters from zombie films,when they constantly try to eat and brainwash you.
Please,go on,I got my popcorn right next to me and I'm ready to enjoy the show.
Not to mention I am not even from 'Murica,nor do I ever want to live there.
So next time you call me a pedophile and Obama lover,you'd best get your information straight before blindly accusing someone.
Thank you.

[Des]

Re: Christian in a nutshell.

Hello there.

Hello, ignorant God mocker.

I am here to prove you wrong,yes,that is right,wrong.

You have that backward. We're right. You're wrong.

For far too long did I have to put up with you idiots knocking on my door everyday trying to turn me over to "God's side".
And I am plain tired of it.

I suppose you shoot doctors and nurses when they are tying to help you.

I do not curse Christians because of their beliefs. Cursing is nothing more than a childish manner and I will be polite.

You've already failed the polite part, God mocker. This isn't a debate forum. Anyone seeking to be polite would have read the noob threads first and understood that. But leave it to you rude, ignorant, loud mouthed gaytheists to ignore the rules. After all, not eating babies is a rule.

Let me start off by saying Jesus,nor God nor do any other "angel's" exist.

Prove it. Or are we supposed to just accept your word for it? If we accept everything without proof then you must accept it as the truth when I say you are a baby eating boy buggerer who still lives with his mommy and suckles her teat while contriving insane plots to undermine the youth of America and kill God.

As far as I know,God is supposed to be our savior,our father and the one that protects us from harm and the one that is supposed to show us the way to a happy life.

Finally a mostly rational word! But God doesn't promise to protect you from all harm. You have to do some work to get that protection.

Proverbs 2:8 He keepeth the paths of judgment, and preserveth the way of his saints.

Is that truly it though? Whenever someone says a happy life,I imagine them smiling everyday,enjoying life and just being happy. Not those Christians that come onto these forums and mock every other race and homosexuality with flame words.

So, we're supposed to all act like we're on Prozac or are mongoloids? We can be perfectly happy and still hate what God hates.

Yes,I am an Atheist and I am proud to be one,why,because I do not have to hide behind an imaginary God. The human race is and always will be a foolish race that tries to find a person they can believe in,someone they can trust their life with and have excuse for their huge ego.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

You are living proof that there are fools in the world.

What right does God have to judge me?

He's God, He can do whatever He wants. As our Supreme Creator and possessor of infinite wisdom, God is in a unique position to judge everything.

What right do YOU have to talk in God's words?

We have the King James Holy Bible, God's rules for man on earth!

What right does ANYONE have to decide what is RIGHT and what is WRONG?

As we follow God's laws, we have the duty to point out what is right and wrong. This is especially true in a world of gaytheists who deny God's laws. Were it not for vigilant Christians, lawlessness would prevail.

NOBODY.

Fragmentary. Are the drugs you shot up with before posting starting to discombobulate your already sick mind, or were you finding it difficult to concentrate while your boyfriend was packing your fudge?

Yet we live in a system that is NOT fair and one that is slowly but surely taking over the world with Illuminati written all over it.

You mean the Jew ran, Gaytheist lieberal Illuminati? The one you demonicrat, bleeding heart, commie, God mocking, baby aborting, pedophile hugging, bra burning socalist freeloaders have enabled, endorsed, and empowered? That Illuminati?

But what has God done to do about that? Just write some damn book and then let himself die on some plank of wood? Oh please.

He left us with a resistance manual. Its called the King James Holy Bible. You should read it sometime.

A true God,a TRUE God that deserves those prayers and attention is someone that can ACTUALLY CHANGE the world and make it a better place!

We're TRYING to make it a better place! God wants US to do it! He wants us to EARN it, you silly rump ranger!

Not be silent for so long and not do a thing to change the filth that is in this world!

God isn't silent. His Word is eternal.

Psalm 119:89 For ever, O Lord, thy word is settled in heaven.

Do you know ancient Egypt? The Pharaoh used his minions to brainwash people into giving them all of their stuff,their gold,clothes,food and made them work till they have died. They spread lies,that if they do this,they will be accepted by the God's and live a blessed after-life.

See what happens when you follow false gods?

And oh look,it's 2013 and people are still as dumb as they were back then. Instead of the Pharaoh,it's the Pope and his minions. Seriously,people never learn.

Therefore we evangelize and try to reach you poor fools. But you continue to resist our humble and loving efforts.

What if I was black,a homosexual or believed in another religion? Would you go and link me to one of your Bible gibberish?

How could we? The Bible contains no gibberish.

Learn to ACCEPT others! For that is all you can do.

[Beeeep!] Sorry, wrong answer.

Exodus 23:2 Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil; neither shalt thou speak in a cause to decline after many to wrest judgment:

Let me ask you something,I have read many threads on these forums saying that they will do anything that is in the bible. What if the bible told you to cut off your own vital organs and eat them?

Were that God's will, I would break out the steak knife and get busy. Fortunately His Divine Wisdom sees the folly in that. I think it may be a requirement for Obamacare though. And since you gaytheist lieberals worship him. I'm sure you'll be sans intestines before long.

Would you do it? No? THEN YOU WOULD BE DENYING GOD.

I really must object to your putting your words into our mouths. I have a nasty suspicion as to where your mouth has been, and really don't want my mouth having anything to do with it.

See how crazy your logic is?

No, but I do see what flimsy limbs you'll climb onto in constructing your straw man. I think it fell down before you even got started, to tell the truth.

Seriously,all Christians are just fanatics trying to hide behind some God and deny everyone else.

2 Timothy 3:12 Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.

Thank you, poo pusher, for proving the Bible correct. I'm sure some of the fence sitters were helped along the right path by your demonstration of the Immutable Truth of the Bible.

I am Atheist and I do not believe in God,

Yes, yes. Thank you, Captain Redundant.

nor am I under the control of Satan himself.

Not that a servant of the prince of lies would admit to it anyhow.

I am nothing more than a simple citizen trying to have a simple life without all of that religious crap.

I agree with the simple part. Not so sure about the citizen part, though. Gaytheists can't be patriots, so I don't really consider you a citizen of anything but hell.

And if you could stop knocking on my door every Monday trying to make me believe in a fake figure,that would be great.

Fine. I'm a considerate guy. Lets make it Tuesdays and Thursdays then, since Monday seems to be your gay internet porn circle jerk day.

Have a nice day everyone.

Burn merrily in hell, Godless scum!

[stupidpolack]

Re: Christian in a nutshell.

Thank you, dear! How nice of you to join us! Tell us, what terrible thing happened to you when you were young to make you so sad and angry as to erroneously convince yourself God is naught more than a Santa Clause for grown-ups?

Of course,what more could I expect from a brainwashed Christian.
Sad? Angry?Women,I am completely calm and enjoying life,don't know about you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Christian in a nutshell.

Have a nice day everyone.

Thank you, dear! How nice of you to join us! Tell us, what terrible thing happened to you when you were young to make you so sad and angry as to erroneously convince yourself God is naught more than a Santa Clause for grown-ups?

[stupidpolack]

Hello there.
I am here to prove you wrong,yes,that is right,wrong.
For far too long did I have to put up with you idiots knocking on my door everyday trying to turn me over to "God's side".
And I am plain tired of it. I do not curse Christians because of their beliefs. Cursing is nothing more than a childish manner and I will be polite. Let me start off by saying Jesus,nor God nor do any other "angel's" exist. As far as I know,God is supposed to be our savior,our father and the one that protects us from harm and the one that is supposed to show us the way to a happy life.
Is that truly it though? Whenever someone says a happy life,I imagine them smiling everyday,enjoying life and just being happy. Not those Christians that come onto these forums and mock every other race and homosexuality with flame words.
Yes,I am an Atheist and I am proud to be one,why,because I do not have to hide behind an imaginary God.
The human race is and always will be a foolish race that tries to find a person they can believe in,someone they can trust their life with and have excuse for their huge ego.
What right does God have to judge me?
What right do YOU have to talk in God's words?
What right does ANYONE have to decide what is RIGHT and what is WRONG?
NOBODY.
Yet we live in a system that is NOT fair and one that is slowly but surely taking over the world with Illuminati written all over it.
But what has God done to do about that? Just write some damn book and then let himself die on some plank of wood? Oh please.
A true God,a TRUE God that deserves those prayers and attention is someone that can ACTUALLY CHANGE the world and make it a better place!
Not be silent for so long and not do a thing to change the filth that is in this world!
Do you know ancient Egypt? The Pharaoh used his minions to brainwash people into giving them all of their stuff,their gold,clothes,food and made them work till they have died. They spread lies,that if they do this,they will be accepted by the God's and live a blessed after-life.
And oh look,it's 2013 and people are still as dumb as they were back then. Instead of the Pharaoh,it's the Pope and his minions. Seriously,people never learn.
What if I was black,a homosexual or believed in another religion? Would you go and link me to one of your Bible gibberish?
Learn to ACCEPT others! For that is all you can do.
Let me ask you something,I have read many threads on these forums saying that they will do anything that is in the bible.
What if the bible told you to cut off your own vital organs and eat them? Would you do it? No? THEN YOU WOULD BE DENYING GOD.
See how crazy your logic is? Seriously,all Christians are just fanatics trying to hide behind some God and deny everyone else.
I am Atheist and I do not believe in God,nor am I under the control of Satan himself. I am nothing more than a simple citizen trying to have a simple life without all of that religious crap.
And if you could stop knocking on my door every Monday trying to make me believe in a fake figure,that would be great.
Have a nice day everyone.