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  • Paul Tarzan
    Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
    • Jul 2013
    • 93

    #1

    Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

    My name is Paul Tarsan, and I was once someone like you, caught up in the mind-games of Churchianity, the hierarchial structure and all that. But then I saw the light and gave up religion to follow JESUS. He is the only one who matters at all in this world, right?

    From that day forward, I have made it my mission to free all of you from the scourge which LBC's vile blend of Churchianity brings to the table, and filling in that spot with the love only Jesus can bring.

    So you will be in my prayers, and I will be there to steer you in the right direction when you need it.

    Peace be with you.
    #SellFreeholdFeedThePoor
    #DownWithChurchianity
    #JESUSIsAllYouNeed
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

    Originally posted by Paul Tarsan View Post
    My name is Paul Tarsan, and I was once someone like you, caught up in the mind-games of Churchianity, the hierarchial structure and all that. But then I saw the light and gave up religion to follow JESUS. He is the only one who matters at all in this world, right?

    From that day forward, I have made it my mission to free all of you from the scourge which LBC's vile blend of Churchianity brings to the table, and filling in that spot with the love only Jesus can bring.

    So you will be in my prayers, and I will be there to steer you in the right direction when you need it.

    Peace be with you.
    That doesn't make any sense, dear. How do you propose to find Jesus if you ignore the Holy Bible?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Paul Tarzan
      Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
      • Jul 2013
      • 93

      #3
      Re: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      That doesn't make any sense, dear. How do you propose to find Jesus if you ignore the Holy Bible?
      That's easy...the Hebrew scriptures and the Jewish religion were GUIDELINES for God's people to follow until He sent His only begotten Son...from that point on, we didn't need any religion any more...we have the Word made flesh!

      I will post one of my favorite comics "Churchianity vs. Christianity," which is a comicbook version of Paul the Apostle's letter to the Galatians and basically explains my whole view.
      #SellFreeholdFeedThePoor
      #DownWithChurchianity
      #JESUSIsAllYouNeed

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      • Irinka the repentant jewess
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2012
        • 359

        #4
        Re: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

        Originally posted by Paul Tarsan View Post
        My name is Paul Tarsan, and I was once someone like you, caught up in the mind-games of Churchianity, the hierarchial structure and all that. But then I saw the light and gave up religion to follow JESUS. He is the only one who matters at all in this world, right?

        From that day forward, I have made it my mission to free all of you from the scourge which LBC's vile blend of Churchianity brings to the table, and filling in that spot with the love only Jesus can bring.

        So you will be in my prayers, and I will be there to steer you in the right direction when you need it.

        Peace be with you.
        Do you attend church at all? Which one? What is your favorite verse from the Bible?
        Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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        • Paul Tarzan
          Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
          • Jul 2013
          • 93

          #5
          Re: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

          Originally posted by Irinka the repentant jewess View Post
          Do you attend church at all? Which one? What is your favorite verse from the Bible?
          As I posted before, I love the ENTIRETY of the Paul's letter to the Galatians. It sums up the entirety of my thoughts on it all.

          As for "church"...I abandoned that once I found Jesus. Churchianity had no more place in my life after that.
          #SellFreeholdFeedThePoor
          #DownWithChurchianity
          #JESUSIsAllYouNeed

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

            Originally posted by Paul Tarsan View Post
            That's easy...the Hebrew scriptures and the Jewish religion were GUIDELINES for God's people to follow until He sent His only begotten Son...from that point on, we didn't need any religion any more...we have the Word made flesh!
            Interesting take. And what, pray tell, would one know about the Word made flesh if not for reading and believing the Holy Word of God? And why, pray tell, would one read and believe the Holy Bible just enough to believe God sent His Only Begotten Son, but not enough to actually care how to know how to respond to this merciful offer? What led you to pick this particular arbitrary line in the sand for which you've decided single-handedly to ignore God? Or are you under the impression the LORD has allowed millions and millions of people to misunderstand and misrepresent Him for thousands of years, until He shared the Truth© with you specifically?

            Originally posted by Paul Tarsan View Post
            I will post one of my favorite comics "Churchianity vs. Christianity," which is a comicbook version of Paul the Apostle's letter to the Galatians and basically explains my whole view.
            Well, that's not necessary, friend. You see, your whole view sounds rather silly and foolish and a bit childish, no offense. I would encourage you to open your heart to what God is actually saying, and respond to the wonderful gift of salvation in a positive way.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Irinka the repentant jewess
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2012
              • 359

              #7
              Re: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

              Originally posted by Paul Tarsan View Post
              That's easy...the Hebrew scriptures and the Jewish religion were GUIDELINES for God's people to follow until He sent His only begotten Son...from that point on, we didn't need any religion any more...we have the Word made flesh!

              I will post one of my favorite comics "Churchianity vs. Christianity," which is a comicbook version of Paul the Apostle's letter to the Galatians and basically explains my whole view.
              It seems wrong to be so focused on what not to do as a Christian, so as to forget to do what is necessary. Boiling Paul's letter to Galatians down to a comic strip seems misguided as well... Read Psalm 119. It should inspire more respect in your heart about the Word of God.
              Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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              • Paul Tarzan
                Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
                • Jul 2013
                • 93

                #8
                Re: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

                porno images deleted for your protection
                #SellFreeholdFeedThePoor
                #DownWithChurchianity
                #JESUSIsAllYouNeed

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                • Paul Tarzan
                  Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 93

                  #9
                  Re: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

                  porno images deleted for your protection
                  #SellFreeholdFeedThePoor
                  #DownWithChurchianity
                  #JESUSIsAllYouNeed

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                  • Paul Tarzan
                    Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
                    • Jul 2013
                    • 93

                    #10
                    Re: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

                    porno images deleted for your protection
                    #SellFreeholdFeedThePoor
                    #DownWithChurchianity
                    #JESUSIsAllYouNeed

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #11
                      Re: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

                      Originally posted by Paul Tarsan View Post
                      That's easy...the Hebrew scriptures and the Jewish religion were GUIDELINES for God's people to follow until He sent His only begotten Son...from that point on, we didn't need any religion any more...we have the Word made flesh!
                      And exactly where does it say any of that in the Holy Bible?

                      Originally posted by Paul Tarsan View Post
                      I will post one of my favorite comics "Churchianity vs. Christianity," which is a comicbook version of Paul the Apostle's letter to the Galatians and basically explains my whole view.
                      Please stop. This is a Christian forum, not a comic book store.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Paul Tarzan
                        Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
                        • Jul 2013
                        • 93

                        #12
                        Re: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

                        Well, well, well...if it isn't the head Churchian himself.

                        If you had HALF the respect for God's Word that you claim you do, you would welcome what I have to say with open arms (In particular since this IS one of Paul's letters translated for a contemporary audience!) As is such, this will be a rather hard case, so allow me to continue:
                        [porno images deleted]
                        #SellFreeholdFeedThePoor
                        #DownWithChurchianity
                        #JESUSIsAllYouNeed

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                        • Paul Tarzan
                          Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
                          • Jul 2013
                          • 93

                          #13
                          Re: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

                          None of the pages I have posted has been the SLIGHTEST bit pornographic...your definition is just another example of the oppression Churchianity gives.

                          QUIT RELIGION...FOLLOW JESUS!
                          #SellFreeholdFeedThePoor
                          #DownWithChurchianity
                          #JESUSIsAllYouNeed

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                          • Des
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2013
                            • 2718

                            #14
                            Re: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

                            Originally posted by Paul Tarsan View Post

                            QUIT RELIGION...FOLLOW JESUS!
                            We do follow Jesus. Jesus is Christ, hence we call ourselves Christians. I'm not sure what to make of you with your Paul worship. Are you a Paulist?
                            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                            • Paul Tarzan
                              Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
                              • Jul 2013
                              • 93

                              #15
                              Re: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ

                              Originally posted by Des View Post
                              We do follow Jesus. Jesus is Christ, hence we call ourselves Christians. I'm not sure what to make of you with your Paul worship. Are you a Paulist?
                              No...I just think he's been misinterpreted.

                              Once we have Jesus, that's ALL we need...no churches, pastors, or ANYTHING.
                              #SellFreeholdFeedThePoor
                              #DownWithChurchianity
                              #JESUSIsAllYouNeed

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