[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

How dare you kill a WOLF PUP! And thier mother! Only to make a parka and mittens. Sweet thing never got a chance to live! What a watse, a pelt on YOU.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I'm not being creul to any of them. I think its pretty creul to dunk them in baptismal water...cats are not to fond of water.

We don't 'dunk' them. We drown them. There is a subtle difference.

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I'm not being creul to any of them. I think its pretty creul to dunk them in baptismal water...cats are not to fond of water.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I'm not a Christain, I am a Pagan. My cats are happy with me.

Oh, but I doubt that, dear. Those cats are wishing you would give them over for a True Christian™ baptism. For every day they are with you, they are assaulted by demons that possess them every time you wish them to do your nefarious bidding.
You are being most cruel to those poor innocent kitties, Ixi. How could you be cruel to wonderful innocent kitties?

When I make rotisserie Spotted Owl I never save the feathers. They make such a mess!

Perhaps I should send them to you Crazy Cat Lady and you can make kitty toys with them.

Helpful, Sister Thumper

Why thankyou Sister Thumper, that be a wonderful idea! My kitties would love some new toys! Bless you dear, AMEN!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Now thats a toe out of line. Wolves are fierce, beautiful, defenders and guardians of the forest, powerful, loving...its disgusting to see thier fur on some idiot when it looks much more beautiful on the wolf himself. Sickos.

You ought to see my parka! Beautiful, white wolf. And a couple of pups to make the matching mittens.

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

love sealskin fur coats...and wolf fur coats.

Now thats a toe out of line. Wolves are fierce, beautiful, defenders and guardians of the forest, powerful, loving...its disgusting to see thier fur on some idiot when it looks much more beautiful on the wolf himself. Sickos.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

When I make rotisserie Spotted Owl I never save the feathers. They make such a mess!

Perhaps I should send them to you Crazy Cat Lady and you can make kitty toys with them.

Helpful, Sister Thumper

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I'm not a Christain, I am a Pagan. My cats are happy with me.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

And I was, of course, addressing Ixi about being a heathen and not yourself, Pastor sir. I know you are MOST Godly.
I cannot seem to edit my posts, however, or I would change it so that it is obviously I was talking to Ixi.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Are you a True Christian™, dear? Or are you an unsaved heathen who would make those kitties into demon familiars?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

It's sad that human society traps and kills these animals for meat, but it is done. Now cashmere is comfy, I don't have anything cashmere clothes but since they don't kill the sheep it is ok to wear. But it is stupid and wrong to go out into the forest and shoot innocent creatures and only use thier fur, or only use thier meat.

I agree. If you are going to kill something, use the fur AND the meat. I don't like harp seal meat, so I give it to the rats. When they get fat we feed 'em to the cats. Then we skin the cats and feed the meat to the harp seals. It's good for the environment, everyone makes a buck and the ladies love sealskin fur coats...and wolf fur coats.

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I have a few cats, great animals, all of them. Now define "saved".

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Well Miss Ixi, I like that you don't like hurting animals. Are you saved (r)? You seem like a sweet girl. Do you have any kitties? You should have kitties. Maybe when some of my kitties have their own kitties I could send you a kitty.

Unless you're a heathen, in which case you'd turn it into a demon-kitty.

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

We get wool from sheep and cashmere from goats. Are you opposed to eating lamb, mutton, and goat?

It's sad that human society traps and kills these animals for meat, but it is done. Now cashmere is comfy, I don't have anything cashmere clothes but since they don't kill the sheep it is ok to wear. But it is stupid and wrong to go out into the forest and shoot innocent creatures and only use thier fur, or only use thier meat.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

No, I'm not Chinese, but I've heard they eat kitties

I'm glad to hear that you can help my precious kitties, I'll be most happy to take you up on your offer and arrange a kitty tithe (r).

Bless you, Glendora, Amen!!