[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Maybe to get some more cat?

Anyway, I've been down in the Caribbean seekin out some dusky young ladies on account of Sis Tabitha done spruned my bona fydies.

You've been locked up in the funny farm is where you've been old man. The check you sent us as a love offering for Jesus bounced and Pastor Pistle made a few calls....

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Well, Peter, that does sound like a good idea but it does present a problem in that some of my kitties might get sent how to Jesus early. I would miss them ever so much and God seems to like taking people to heaven or hell so much so maybe it's the same with kitties so maybe if I try and protect them he will see that it isn't time for them to leave their mom yet.

Heller, you sound like you like cat to eat. I'm sorry, but my kitties are not for sale at that dreadful Wu Lins. I've heard things from there that were ever so scary!

[Old Heller]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

When did they let you out you crazy old coot?

Maybe to get some more cat?

Anyway, I've been down in the Caribbean seekin out some dusky young ladies on account of Sis Tabitha done spruned my bona fydies.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I like cat.

When did they let you out you crazy old coot?

[Old Heller]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I like cat.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Perhaps all of you could pass through for one price?
How many cats fit in a bag? Say, twenty?

OK, twenty one bags of cats. Bags tied end to end,
you lead and pull very hard on the train of cat bags.

I don't see why the church would want to charge extra for that?
I mean, if you pay for the chlorine.

Ah..details: the cats will be wet and at risk of worse, if the bags aren't instantly
opened. SO! These bags should be open-mesh nylon laundry bags.

Say...your cats -are- all de-clawed, aren't they?

When you get them all back home, though,
won't they be so happy, and relieve?


I'm not noted for great ideas. Maybe this one is an exception. Maybe
not.

Peter

likes cats

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Why that's a wonderful idea, Petal! I could come along and get baptized WITH my precious kitties!

I suppose I could do with a nice bath anyway, those horrible people from the welfare department said I smell a lot like fur and droppings. It isn't true, it just isn't.

[Petal]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Mother Glendora must have forgotten to tell me about the tithe. I'll speak with her. Yes, we GUARANTEE that for $300 each, you will NEVER hear a complaint from even ONE kitten.

Mr.Pistle be tellin the truths, Miss.CatLady . nows, i not shore how much it cost, but have you thawt about gettin baptzeds along wiv your most favorite kitty?

see how happy Mr.Toofy Tim an his kitty Mr.Spitz are? that cuz they just got saveds!

an if there be a liddle baptism accidents an i not mean when folks poop an pee-pee in the baptism pools you not only gets a $25 refunds but you also gets the peace of lord Jesus in your hart, cuz you no that your kitty gone homes to glory he gone to a better place

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I'm not at JV! My gosh!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I wasn't watching her, I was beating the crap out of that guy.

I will be sorry when the warden at JV takes your computer away.

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I wasn't watching her, I was beating the crap out of that guy.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Oh I don't know, define "rough". I grew up here, so I don't know whats rough and whats not.

Rough is standing there watching your little sister get gang-raped and then making each guy pay you when he is finished. That's rough.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Oh I don't know, define "rough". I grew up here, so I don't know whats rough and whats not.

Rough means lots of robberies, lots of fights, lots of assaults, gangs, and so on. Not being able to go out at night...

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I don't shoot the animals in New Zealand Ixi, I go to Africa and India and Siberia to do that. I don't need weapons here at home. I'm just curious why you have these weapons. Perhaps you are in a very rough neighbourhood or something. That's nothing to be ashamed of, I'm just wondering. We have some rough neighbourhoods here too -- I lived in one when I was younger, but it's probably not as rough as in the US.

Oh I don't know, define "rough". I grew up here, so I don't know whats rough and whats not.

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

By the way, do you consider beating up people good? How far to you like to go? Just knock them out, or do you like to break a few bones and leave scars too?

Beating up people is a bad thing to do, I only do it if I have to.