I feel blessed for being here :)

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

Hi everybody, I'm Elizabeth, Elizabeth Morrison. I'm almost 35 years old, I born in England but I moved to Madison, Wisconsin at the age of three. Here I met my husband when we were kids and I marry him as soon as we graduated from high school. I didn't went to college because I was pregnant just two months after the wedding, and now I have two beautiful twin girls. I know about this website thanks to one of our neighbours. He explained to my husband, who later told me, that Landover members were very polite, kind and very God fearing, so, he give me permission to create an account, and I can use it everyday after clean the house, isn't he lovely?

I'm very glad to be here, I know I'll learn very good ways to be a good Christian wife, because that's my goal, and later I want to teach the same to my daughters. They're already 16 years old, is time for them to find good husbands. Thanks for your time, if you can, I want to know about you

Blessings!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Well hello! Nice of you to join us!

Where do you and your family go to church?

What's your favorite Bible verse?

What's your favorite hymn to sing?

Who is / was your favorite singer?

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Well hello! Nice of you to join us!

Where do you and your family go to church?

What's your favorite Bible verse?

What's your favorite hymn to sing?

Who is / was your favorite singer?

Nice for me for finding such a good place with so good True Christians Lets see...

We go to Midvale Baptist Church every week to pray for our friends and family. Is a family tradition and we never break it

My favorite verse is this (Acts 2:38) ...Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

I love to sing Majestic Sweetness, by Samuel Stennett and Thomas Hastings

My favorite band is The Vine Band, a Christian rock band. They're kinda new, but they have talent

[Faith_Machine]

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Whoa! Hold on! Slow down!

First of all, "Ms." Elizabeth, would you kindly explain why you have the word "Ms." in front of your name?

The only women I ever met who called themselves "Ms." were castrating, man-hating, ball-busting bitches. If you're planning to peddle any sort of feminist nonsense, I can tell you right now we're not buying it!


Secondly, your grammar is most peculiar. I've never met a Brit or an American who sounded like you. Are you sure you're not Mexican or something? Or maybe Filipino?

[Levi Jones]

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First of all, "Ms." Elizabeth, would you kindly explain why you have the word "Ms." in front of your name?

Now let's not be hasty. She very well may be a widowed cat lady too.

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Elizabeth! It's nice to have you.

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Whoa! Hold on! Slow down!

First of all, "Ms." Elizabeth, would you kindly explain why you have the word "Ms." in front of your name?

The only women I ever met who called themselves "Ms." were castrating, man-hating, ball-busting bitches. If you're planning to peddle any sort of feminist nonsense, I can tell you right now we're not buying it!


Secondly, your grammar is most peculiar. I've never met a Brit or an American who sounded like you. Are you sure you're not Mexican or something? Or maybe Filipino?

My dear brother, I'm so sorry for giving such a bad first impression to you, but in my defence, I noticed the mistake in my name when it was already too late, I wanted to write "Mrs.Elizabeth" so you can see that I'm married. My apologies for my mistake and for making you angry

Legally I'm british, not an american, but I was taught to talk and act like the people of this country, my grammar isn't good because my parents didn't saw education like a priority in my life, so they just taught me how to be a good Christian woman in the future, they don't talk anyway, except for praying, so they don't let me go to school regulary until I was twelve. If you have another doubt, please let me know

[Faith_Machine]

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Well now I feel bad for jumping down your throat, Elizabeth. Perhaps we can start over and forget it ever happened?

So, pregnant with twins, you say? You must have been HUGE!

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Well now I feel bad for jumping down your throat, Elizabeth. Perhaps we can start over and forget it ever happened?

So, pregnant with twins, you say? You must have been HUGE!

Oh, it's ok, don't worry about that

And yes, it was a very peculiar pregnancy, nobody in my family had one before, so my girls were very spoiled by their grandparents and other family when they just had a few week old. They born after just 7.5 months, but is normal for twins, they're very beautiful

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Hi Betty. Can I call you Betty?

Swell!

Betty, I very sorry about the twins being girls but you can't let that put you off: no doubt Jesus is testing your faith and you should rejoice and try to treat them as if you love them as much as if they were two fine young boys destined to grow into husky, firm thighed, clean limbed young youths. Remember the way to heaven for the ladies is having soldiers for Christ and obeying your husband as you would The Lord.

How did you meet this lucky fellow. Is he tall?

God bless.

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Hi Betty. Can I call you Betty?

Swell!

Betty, I very sorry about the twins being girls but you can't let that put you off: no doubt Jesus is testing your faith and you should rejoice and try to treat them as if you love them as much as if they were two fine young boys destined to grow into husky, firm thighed, clean limbed young youths. Remember the way to heaven for the ladies is having soldiers for Christ and obeying your husband as you would The Lord.

How did you meet this lucky fellow. Is he tall?

God bless.

Haha, my mother calls me Betty, she's so sweet, so it's ok

We met each other when we were kids. We were in elementary school and he was new in our class, our teacher told him to sit next to me, and he seemed like a nice boy, but since I wasn't attending to school very frequently, as I said before, I was just able to see him a few days per week, but at the end of elementary school we start to be very close friends. When we were in our second year of high school we became boyfriend and girlfriend, and my parents were happy, because he was a nice guy, he was white skinned, handsome, dark hair and blue eyes, and yes, he's tall. He proposed to me in our prom and now we have 17 years married. He's a very good Christian, and he never forgets to discipline me every time I need it, the same with our girls, thanks to him I'm a better wife everyday

[MitzaLizalor]

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Hi everybody, I'm Elizabeth, Elizabeth Morrison. I'm almost 35 years old, I born in England but I moved to Madison, Wisconsin at the age of three. Here I met my husband when we were kids and I marry him as soon as we graduated from high school. I didn't went to college because I was pregnant just two months after the wedding, and now I have two beautiful twin girls. I know about this website thanks to one of our neighbours. He explained to my husband, who later told me, that Landover members were very polite, kind and very God fearing, so, he give me permission to create an account, and I can use it everyday after clean the house, isn't he lovely?

I'm very glad to be here, I know I'll learn very good ways to be a good Christian wife, because that's my goal, and later I want to teach the same to my daughters. They're already 16 years old, is time for them to find good husbands. Thanks for your time, if you can, I want to know about you

Blessings!

Hello Mrs — (I don't know your Husband's name, so will just leave that part blank for now).

Thank you for posting an introduction, you'd be surprised how many people don't. England is a dreadful heathen country, I work there and you probably don't want to know the depths to which the place has plunged since you left in the early 80's it is dire.

However I was horrified to see a foul IDOL on your profile page

Deuteronomy 5:8 Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth: KJV

Is Mr — a Romish catholic?

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Hello Mrs — (I don't know your Husband's name, so will just leave that part blank for now).

Thank you for posting an introduction, you'd be surprised how many people don't. England is a dreadful heathen country, I work there and you probably don't want to know the depths to which the place has plunged since you left in the early 80's it is dire.

However I was horrified to see a foul IDOL on your profile page

Deuteronomy 5:8 Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth: KJV

Is Mr — a Romish catholic?

I'm Mrs. Morrison, that's my husband's last name, so now I use it

And I'm very sorry for that picture, looking for good images in my computer maybe I entered to the wrong folder. My husband use pictures like that in his class in our communitary center to teach teenagers about fake religions, so he have a lot

Don't worry, I'll change it right now

[MitzaLizalor]

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I'm Mrs. Morrison, that's my husband's last name, so now I use it

And I'm very sorry for that picture, looking for good images in my computer maybe I entered to the wrong folder. My husband use pictures like that in his class in our communitary center to teach teenagers about fake religions, so he have a lot

Don't worry, I'll change it right now

I see, thanks for the explanation Mrs Morrison. That makes sense now; obviously I would not question your owner.

I am a little concerned about the community centre however - that sounds like a rather secularist place, where even atheists might be able to have meetings. What a wonderful opportunity for Mr Morrison to evangelise for Christ!

The child singing that first verse understands her true condition. It is worse than tragedy when the secularist (or any other) child is denied knowledge The Truth. It is a crime.

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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I see, thanks for the explanation Mrs Morrison. That makes sense now; obviously I would not question your owner.

I am a little concerned about the community centre however - that sounds like a rather secularist place, where even atheists might be able to have meetings. What a wonderful opportunity for Mr Morrison to evangelise for Christ!

The child singing that first verse understands her true condition. It is worse than tragedy when the secularist (or any other) child is denied knowledge The Truth. It is a crime.

Sadly that's the problem with it, but my husband do his classes anyway, he's not afraid of atheists, he's only worried for the salvation of those young men and ladies, so they can be able to know and understand The Truth

[MitzaLizalor]

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I understand that Mr Morrison would not want to feel that you were "checking up on him" in any way and so you never question his motives in witnessing to the wretched teenagers at that place. But as I was listening to that wonderful hymn, it occurred to me: you have 2 daughters. Do they sing? What a wonderful surprise it would be if the 3 of you were to arrive and sing some of those old time choruses >> do either of them play the guitar or accordian?