Greeting fellow One True God lovers!

[Sin-Derella]

Oh! My joy is truly abundant because I have found this blessed gathering of true Christians. Thank you most humbly for allowing me to join this community, a life raft of salvation in the sinful sea that is the Internet.

I, Sin-Derella, hope to be blessed with many new Christian friends and acquaintances here at the wonderful Landover Baptist Church Forums who can join me in fellowship and service to our one true Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ.

My favourite Bible verse is quoted below in my God-fearing and Jesus-adoring signature; for nothing demonstrates God's great love and Jesus' true sacrifice for us lowly humans more than the Lord's willingness to grant us the freedom to kill those whom we fear and dislike.

Indeed, the love of God is demonstrated time and again in his Holy acts of genocide for his people and in the strict, detailed and fearful guidelines for living a Godly life and the awful eternity in hell should we denigrate this Holy guide and wilfully sin.

Yea, let me say Amen! For we are the blessed, the chosen, the número uno; for we are Christians and we shall overcome the oppression we suffer!

Thanks for reading and have a Blessed day!

In Jesus' name I post, Amen.

[Deaner]

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Oh! My joy is truly abundant because I have found this blessed gathering of true Christians. Thank you most humbly for allowing me to join this community, a life raft of salvation in the sinful sea that is the Internet.

Dear SIN-derella;

Are you trying to mock our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ? Also, who ALLOWED you to JOIN our community?

Please let me know so that I may throw rocks at them.

YIC

Deaner

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

Re: Greeting fellow One True God lovers!

Dear SIN-derella;

Are you trying to mock our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ? Also, who ALLOWED you to JOIN our community?

Please let me know so that I may throw rocks at them.

YIC

Deaner

I don't think she has permission from her husband or father to be here, maybe we should try to contact them so we can talk about her behaviour

[Deaner]

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I don't think she has permission from her husband or father to be here, maybe we should try to contact them so we can talk about her behaviour

You are quite correct. I have a picture of her house. I'm working on the phone number now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't think she has permission from her husband or father to be here, maybe we should try to contact them so we can talk about her behaviour

Go tell your husband to give you a black eye.

[Sin-Derella]

Re: Greeting fellow One True God lovers!

Please forgive me, but I have no husband or father. Alas, the good Lord has chosen for me to travel this stretch of the beach with only his footsteps beside mine. However, Pastor Goodfellow provides me with moral guidance and has given his blessing for me to access the Internet as long as I only participate with the magnificent and well-regarded Landover Baptist Church and to watch the esteemed Reverend Pat Roberson on the You Tubes.

As for my name; Sin-Derella was chosen for me by Pastor Goodfellow when I joined his congregation at The Holy Sinners Repentant Church of the Bloody Sacrifice. At this parish, we all relinquish our worldly names and carry the burden of the wages of the original sin by adopting a name to reflect the wretchedness of our human inheritance. As a woman, I am especially filthy due to the evilness of Eve consuming the fruit of the forbidden tree of knowledge - and menstruation of course.

Once again, thank you for your criticism and critiques. I realise that it is out of Christian duty and to ensure the esteemed Landover Forum remains free of the unsaved masses whose filthy beliefs might tarnish our own.

In Christ's name, I post. Amen

[Faith_Machine]

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Howdy friend, your name sounds like "sin derailer," and that's what you may possibly become, under our rigorous tutelage.

Tell me, do you have a Web cam?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Greeting fellow One True God lovers!

[QUOTE=Sin-Derella;1014957]Hi, Sin-D, and welcome!

Oh! My joy is truly abundant because I have found this blessed gathering of true Christians. Thank you most humbly for allowing me to join this community, a life raft of salvation in the sinful sea that is the Internet.

Yes, we are awesome here. However, Christians don't need life rafts, because, as Jesus told us, if we have faith, we can walk on water:

And when Peter was come down out of the ship, he walked on the water, to go to Jesus. But when he saw the wind boisterous, he was afraid; and beginning to sink, he cried, saying, Lord, save me. And immediately Jesus stretched forth his hand, and caught him, and said unto him, O thou of little faith, wherefore didst thou doubt? Matthew 14:29-31

[DavidWilliamIA]

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[Zechariah Smyth]

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Please do not post links to sites that do not glorify Our Lord Jesus Christ. Also, please make a thread of your own telling us about your relationship with God, where you go to church, and what your favorite Bible verse is.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth