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  • peach5529
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2013
    • 7

    #1

    Hello!

    Hello all! My name is Anna and I am eighteen years old. I was raised in a Christian home, by my mother and father with my siblings. I love the Lord Jesus with all my heart and want to spend the rest of my life carrying out His will for me. My father is currently looking for a husband for me, and I came to these forums for advice on how to become a good Christian wife. I came to know the Lord as a child when I realized what a sinner I am and how I need Jesus in my life. My favorite bible verse is John 3:16, because it reminds me of the sacrifice the Lord Jesus made for me even though I am not worthy, and the entire chapter of Proverbs 31, because it reminds me how a good Christian woman should act. Praise the Lord and God bless!
  • Mary Thompson
    True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2013
    • 653

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Welcome again, Anna!
    You should read this thread:
    How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife
    Thinking of Abortion?
    That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
    Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Welcome, young lady! Why not use an avatar of yourself so we get an image to associate with you and your posts?

      At what age did you realize you were a filthy and hopelessly lost sinning tot without Jesus? Most normal children realize what scum they are by 3-4 years old.

      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Welcome Anna, how long have you been on Rumspringa?
        How many sons have slipped through your loins for Jesus?
        What verse from the KJV do you find most intriguing and up to date regarding acceptance of evesdropping and other outside groups checking in on you constantly?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
          Most normal children realize what scum they are by 3-4 years old.
          This is the Theory of Mind.

          Secular scientist attribute this to an extrapolation of proprioception in young adults. Actual free thinking adults see it as confirmation bias that Jesus is more real than imaginary data points, I expect.

          We understand that we are the province of Jesus as part of natural development (this explains why autistics have no sense of Jesus).

          People who choose to reject Christ at about 3-4 years old are inveterate heathens and have no excuse but Hell.

          God bless.
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
            We understand that we are the province of Jesus as part of natural development (this explains why autistics have no sense of Jesus).
            Dr. Niles; is it safe to say that autistics are retards that don't drool?

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            • peach5529
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jul 2013
              • 7

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
              Welcome again, Anna!
              You should read this thread:
              How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife
              Thank you! And thank you for the link, that was most helpful to read and gave excellent advice!

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              • peach5529
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jul 2013
                • 7

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                Welcome, young lady! Why not use an avatar of yourself so we get an image to associate with you and your posts?

                At what age did you realize you were a filthy and hopelessly lost sinning tot without Jesus? Most normal children realize what scum they are by 3-4 years old.

                In Christ
                Hello! I would love to post an avatar of myself, but my father doesn't allow us to post our pictures online. He says that there are too many horrid people out there that he doesn't want gazing upon my picture, even on a computer screen. I was 4 years old when I realized how lost I was with out our Lord and Savior. Praise God for His sacrifice for a horrible sinner like me!

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                • peach5529
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  I do have a question, when will I able to post on other forums, and no longer have the label "unsaved trash" next to my name? I would love to have the opportunity to chat with Believers who have much wisdom to share, while praising Jesus. Praise His Holy Name!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!

                    Originally posted by peach5529 View Post
                    I do have a question, when will I able to post on other forums, and no longer have the label "unsaved trash" next to my name? I would love to have the opportunity to chat with Believers who have much wisdom to share, while praising Jesus. Praise His Holy Name!
                    I'd say it will be quite awhile in your case.





                    The DOF is looking hard at you.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #11
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by peach5529 View Post
                      I do have a question, when will I able to post on other forums...
                      You can post on other forums, it's just you cannot start threads elsewhere.

                      Use the "Search" function to find a relevant thread. If you really can't find somewhere else, ask your question here. If it's worthy, the admins can split it off to its own thread in the appropriate location.

                      ...and no longer have the label "unsaved trash" next to my name?...
                      Matthew 5:3-12 "3 Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                      4 Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.
                      5 Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
                      6 Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.
                      7 Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
                      8 Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God.
                      9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
                      10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                      11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. 12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you."

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                      • peach5529
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jul 2013
                        • 7

                        #12
                        Re: Hello!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I'd say it will be quite awhile in your case.





                        The DOF is looking hard at you.
                        Why would it be quite awhile, sir? I have tried to be friendly and respectful to everyone in my posts, I joined the site to fellowship with other Christians and receive Godly advice, as well as to praise The Lord.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #13
                          Re: Hello!

                          Originally posted by peach5529 View Post
                          Why would it be quite awhile, sir? I have tried to be friendly and respectful to everyone in my posts, I joined the site to fellowship with other Christians and receive Godly advice, as well as to praise The Lord.
                          Is it praising and glorifying unto the LORD to whine about one's station (Romans 9:20-21)?

                          Please try and concern yourself with the will of God, not the desires of your flesh. You'll be far more pleasing to the LORD that way.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079

                            #14
                            Re: Hello!

                            Originally posted by peach5529 View Post
                            Why would it be quite awhile, sir?...
                            Try adding a couple of "0"s to the end of the "Monthly Tithing Commitment" line on your application form. Works wonders, I've heard.

                            ... I have tried to be friendly and respectful to everyone in my posts...
                            True Christians™ do not try to be friendly to everyone. They just are (even Deaner, in his own inimitable way).

                            As for "respectful", why should they respect anything or anyone that does not exist solely to praise God?

                            ...I joined the site to fellowship with other Christians and receive Godly advice, as well as to praise The Lord.
                            And how does your yammering about privileges fit into those objectives?

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Hello!

                              Originally posted by peach5529 View Post
                              Why would it be quite awhile, sir? I have tried to be friendly and respectful to everyone in my posts, I joined the site to fellowship with other Christians and receive Godly advice, as well as to praise The Lord.
                              Are you one of these false Christians who believes that if they're "nice enough" that God will send you to Heaven instead of hell?

                              Better take a look at my Sermon HERE.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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