Investment Opportunity: George Zimmerman Adult Film Contract!

[Mr. Sam Woo]

Hello Friends, Sam Woo here!

You know I always like to make business. Well don't you worry, because Sam Woo will not steer you wrong!

My cousin, Lincoln Chow, he make porno tapes. As you know, famous type people are big draw for porno tape sales. Octomom was in porno, so was Mr. Lorena Bobbit, etc.

Anyway, Lincoln, he send offer to George Zimmerman. $250,000 contract if he go full frontal nude and act with B-list starlets.

I think George is kind of chubby, but Lincoln say ladies don't care. He say ladies like strong man who they know will protect them. He say Zimmerman have bedroom eyes?



I always wonder about Lincoln, he weird guy. Kind of fruity. But his movies always make money!

Anyway I just want to give you chance to get involved, because Lincoln does not want to front all the money. This is guaranteed thing. You put in $1,000 you get back $10,000. You can't lose on this one.

[crispybrain]

Re: Investment Opportunity: George Zimmerman Adult Film Contract!

Hello Friends, Sam Woo here!

You know I always like to make business. Well don't you worry, because Sam Woo will not steer you wrong!

My cousin, Lincoln Chow, he make porno tapes. As you know, famous type people are big draw for porno tape sales. Octomom was in porno, so was Mr. Lorena Bobbit, etc.

Anyway, Lincoln, he send offer to George Zimmerman. $250,000 contract if he go full frontal nude and act with B-list starlets.

I think George is kind of chubby, but Lincoln say ladies don't care. He say ladies like strong man who they know will protect them. He say Zimmerman have bedroom eyes?



I always wonder about Lincoln, he weird guy. Kind of fruity. But his movies always make money!

Anyway I just want to give you chance to get involved, because Lincoln does not want to front all the money. This is guaranteed thing. You put in $1,000 you get back $10,000. You can't lose on this one.

yes......this is beautiful

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Investment Opportunity: George Zimmerman Adult Film Contract!

Mr. Woo, can you guarantee that these porno "tapes" of yours will never be marketed to Christians?

Because the only way I could possibly see my way clear to investing in this project would be if I had some assurance that there was no danger of the resulting product jeopardizing anybody's walk with Jesus.

Quite frankly, sir, I am skeptical.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Investment Opportunity: George Zimmerman Adult Film Contract!

Mr. Woo, can you guarantee that these porno "tapes" of yours will never be marketed to Christians?

Because the only way I could possibly see my way clear to investing in this project would be if I had some assurance that there was no danger of the resulting product jeopardizing anybody's walk with Jesus.

Quite frankly, sir, I am skeptical.

Maybe he could market it to the Mormons, but I have reservations about whether they would be prurient interest in a chubby Hispanic. I think we need to see some market research as well as review the script before investing in this questionable offer.

Utah is No. 1 - for online pornography consumption
By Dawn House
The Salt Lake Tribune
Published March 2, 2009 7:39 pm

Besides its political bent, Utah's per capita appetite for online pornography makes it the nation's run-away red-light state.

A study by a Harvard Business School professor shows that Utah outpaces the more conservative states -- which all tend to purchase more Internet porn than other states.
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Utah has the nation's highest online porn subscription rate per thousand home broadband users, at 5.47, while the nearby states of Idaho and Montana showed the lowest rates of 1.98 and 1.92, respectively, according to the study.
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"What I do know is that from all accounts the problem is really growing in Utah," she said. "People spending more time on the Internet are realizing this is something they can do in the privacy of their own rooms and their own homes."

Rep. Carl Wimmer, R-Herriman, who worked in law enforcement, said he has never dealt with a sex offender who didn't get his start with pornography.

"I'm not a huge fan of censoring the Internet, but this is definitely something to look into to see if we can stop the influx of pornography into our society, because pornography is such a plague. It's rotten to the core and it hurts families and it hurts children."
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http://www.sltrib.com/ci_11821265

[Mr. Sam Woo]

Re: Investment Opportunity: George Zimmerman Adult Film Contract!

Don't worry friends, George Zimmerman porn video will NOT be seen by Christian!

You know how you go to regular porn site, and it say "click here if you under 18" and that keep all little kid from seeing porn?

Same deal on Lincoln Chow's site! We gonna put a start page on there that say, "If you are saved Christian, please click here!"

And then it take you away to King James Bible site, or maybe redirect to landoverbaptist.net.

Normally we charge big fee for redirect traffic like that, but maybe we give Landover a freebie if Pastor Zeke cut me some slack on late tithing issues. Win-win situation!

Anyway, to see the Zimmer porn, you gotta click where it say, "I do hereby swear and affirm that I am a non-Christian, am at least 18 years of age, and will not go on a rape spree after becoming inflamed by the videos I am about to see."

Lincoln's lawyer write that. He good with words.

Anyway, problem solved. Don't wait to throw your money in. Time is running out!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Investment Opportunity: George Zimmerman Adult Film Contract!

George Zimmerman doesn't need to act in your vile pornographic films. As a man who has demonstrated his commitment to law and order, he has a standing offer to join the security team here at Landover Baptist Church. Which is quite an honor for a Hispanic, since normally you can't trust those people to put in an honest day's work.