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Hi, Folks!
So...I'm one of your lost souls. Maybe. I don't have a church, officially...every time I go in one, somebody calls me a witch, and I get this burning sensation in my feet, like they might be on fire where I'm touching holy ground. Really, though, I haven't done anything that bad.
I have remained a pure virgin free of even a first kiss, and have come to a decision. Few would understand saving a kiss for marriage; thus would any potential partner and myself agree to save the kiss for the third date, knowing that a full-length relationship would then lead to marriage. I am a lovely cook as well.
Even God himself sees me as a witch, though, and it kind of makes me sad. I have been granted a horrible manly body of low voice and much unnatural height. I feel that my time on the Earth will be long, so that my stay in eternal flame will be even longer, but do try not to be bothered by it.
I have remained a pure virgin free of even a first kiss, and have come to a decision. Few would understand saving a kiss for marriage; thus would any potential partner and myself agree to save the kiss for the third date, knowing that a full-length relationship would then lead to marriage. I am a lovely cook as well.
Even God himself sees me as a witch, though, and it kind of makes me sad. I have been granted a horrible manly body of low voice and much unnatural height. I feel that my time on the Earth will be long, so that my stay in eternal flame will be even longer, but do try not to be bothered by it.
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